Episode after episode of Billo’s show, he has all these young girls with supermodel body types. Spring Breakers who take racy photos, to Spring Breakers who take racy selfies (yep, if nothing else, he believes in variety) and he asks them all KINDS of totally inappropriate questions regarding costumes, poses, whether or not their mothers would approve, and the like. Need I even mention (probably shouldn’t but I think it’s relevant) the Miley Cyrus obsession? And he does it all with that big, stupid, self satisfied smile on his face. Time and time again.

Older women give young girls advice? Well, we can’t prove anything, but, BLASPHEMY, cause, you know….

Bill, if you or Lila had a smoking gun, you would have used it by now. Just hold on to your sinking ratings as best you can, and wait for the “Fifty Shades of Grey” film to come out, seeing as it’s literally all you have left to get your audience angry at something, as usual, unimportant.

Oceania is at war with East Asia. Oceania has always been at war with East Asia. Eurasia is our ally. Eurasia has always been our ally.

Talk directly to her? She won’t even sign copies of her book if the line is too long!

Rush, Glenn, Sean, Billo, Meg Kelly, and all the morons over at FOX Business………EVERY SINGLE ONE of them has been telling us for years that the rich love us, and want to take care of us until we are worthy enough to join their ranks. The message has always been, essentially, “They have more money than you because they have been blessed by God. They will take care of you. They don’t want you to lose your house, or your job. That’s why they create jobs. Just relax and vote for who we tell you to, and you can keep your $15 an hour, and of course, your gun.”

Had Sean Hannity made such an amount speaking at an NRA convention or CPAC, FOX would have no doubt stifled the information, or put a spin on how he “deserves it because he works so hard.”

Hillary, get Elizabeth next to you and BEAT THEIR ASSES this time around. Thanks in advance.

Damn you Europeans! Obama should put more pressure on them! Why are they never around to help fight and pay…….uhh…..Support…That’s the word I was looking for, when it comes to us, their Allies? Obama want to talk, talk talk. When will Dems realize that the correct, U.S. approved response to everything is KILL THE BASTARDS!

Spank me Sister Kimberly. Spank me for I have had impure thoughts. Oh, and Billo called. He REALLY wants to talk to you……Do you have a schoolgirl uniform and a Miley Cyrus getup readily available? He’ll bring the loofah.

Remember when FOX was all about, “You’ve got to hand it to Putin?” Remember when they couldn’t get enough of him shirtless on a horse? Sooooo……Is he still ok, or do we hate him now? Either way, OBAMA BAD! OBAMA BAD!

Ironic. I forgot the additional “n” at the end of Glenn’s name. Guess I’m part of Obama’s Oligarhy!

As much as I’m dying to give it to Sarah for “goin rouge” as she’s just so good at, I have to give it to Ablow. The Coke Bottle glasses? Have they truly nothing else? THIS is their big conspiracy theory? 2016 is going to be a VERY interesting year.

Just watched FOX News Porn! Totally hilarious! The only thing really missing was Billo and his obsession with Miley. I’m going back for more. $14.95 a month if you subscribe now. Thanks Ellen!

Um,

I don’t want to engage in a conversation with you. No, not because you’re right and I have no recourse but to agree with you because I’m such a stupid liberal who enjoys twirling dead babies from their unattached umbilical cords over my head, and you have confronted me with how much this offends you.

The reason I don’t want to engage in a conversation with you is because you don’t actually want to engage in a conversation with me. You just want to shame me into believing what you believe, and if I don’t, it’s because you were right all along. This is the attitude of an immature seventh grader, and I refuse to present my side to those who refuse to listen.

I believe The Bible, which I am a big fan of by the way, says something about, “Pearls before Swine.” Yes, that can apply to you as well……..Think about it.

Oh, and since you’re such big believers in “The Family” please go home and revisit your Mother. She will very likely tell you that starting up a conversation with a total stranger who is not interested and doesn’t have time to talk, is, in fact, just plain rude.

Thank you for your time……Now, please go back to telling me how Pro Life you are, as you support the uninhibited, borderline psychotic translation of The Second Amendment.

I plan to ask my wife if she’s ever burned her bra tonight. Wish me luck!

I didn’t see it, but for some reason I can’t get the idea of a photo of an underage Miley Cyrus with the caption saying, “You’re being rapey.” out of my head. Not only would one wonder how Billo would react to such a pic, but I think this encompasses an interesting theory:

When men cheat on their wives and girlfriends with younger girls, are they wrong for doing that? Are they entitled to a, “Get Out of Guilt Free” card? This, to me, is a major problem with the whole, “Men’s Rights” issue and how it has gotten so out of control. Are men literally not capable of committing crimes against women? If I cheat on my wife, is she committing a crime by not being as young or as pretty as I’d like? Are they ACTUALLY stating that men should get away with, pretty much whatever they want? Because it honestly seems that way…..If you have a rebuttal, I’d sure love to hear it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to read Elliot Rodger’s Manifesto once again……REALLY GOOD IDEAS that I think these groups could get behind.

And we wonder why women hate us all so much.

Take that Whoopi Goldberg!

This can’t possibly be upheld. Where will FOX be when the decision is reversed? Will they even mention it? Is this the new Bengazi-Hillary’s Blood Clot-Obama Sneezed thing for them to panic about?

Personally, as bad as they are, I don’t think I could POSSIBLY vote for anything but Billo. He just literally can’t believe that anyone might not like him, and he blames it on that woman from Hollywood Squares. Every time you think you MIGHT believe that he’s coming just a tad closer to reality, he reminds you what a totally out of touch ego maniac he really is.

Glenn Beck: The guy who truly believes that the entirety of The (God Given) Free Market apparently did not exist, until the invention of the Keurig Coffee Machine-No, really. Cause, you know, before, everybody had to drink the same coffee in the office and now they can choose. For a guy who’s suddenly interested in inflation, milk and food, as opposed to the rest of us stupid liberals who ONLY care about the name of a football team, isn’t there just a TAD bit more to our economy than a coffee maker that makes one cup at a time?

“He is patently offensive, yet I cannot look away.”

He served in a nation we were at war with and you never learned how to spell the name of that nation? But maybe there’s hope. If people start protesting the weird stuff that these women wear on FOX, maybe they’ll realize that this network is insulting their intelligence as well as their gender.