Cecily Strong brought back Judge Jeanine Pirro to Saturday Night Live’s cold open last night. With her was “Bruce Schroeder,” the judge in the Rittenhouse trial, “Donald Trump” and, in a brief cameo, “Kevin McCarthy."

Black Lives Matter-killer Kyle Rittenhouse was just found not guilty on all counts. The Fox News celebration of vigilantism is about to begin.

Fox News CEO Rupert Murdoch has declared it “crucial” that Donald Trump shut up about “the past” so that “the country,” meaning Murdoch’s media empire, of course, can work to “define the future.” Meaning destroy Biden, of course. It may also be crucial to Murdoch’s bank account.

Tucker Carlson and his anti-vaxx colleagues have just added another layer of hypocrisy to their rhetoric. In addition to working for a network with the kind of vaccine mandate “tyranny” they urge viewers to revolt against, Carlson and cohorts will be “special guests” at Fox Nation’s “Patriot Awards” show tonight where – you guessed it! – a COVID vaccine or proof of negative test are required for entry.

Fox News not only snubbed President Biden’s infrastructure bill signing in favor of the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, it attacked MSNBC for not doing the same for the right-wing martyr.

Harris Faulkner’s homage to an obscenity about Joe Biden was the winner of last week’s Outrageous Fox Quote of the Week Poll.

Chris Wallace did a good job of grilling Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton yesterday, except for one thing: Wallace never noted Paxton’s blatant hypocrisy in demanding people have the right to kill others by spreading COVID germs while also denying women the right to make their own reproductive health care choices.

Fox News played a selectively edited video to make it look like President Biden called Satchel Paige a “great Negro.” It would be funny if it weren’t for the depth and effectiveness of the malice.

No, Tucker didn’t discuss Philip Roth’s novel. But he did provide his fellow macho man guest, David Portnoy, with a safe space to complain about allegations of sexual encounters which, like those of the fictional Portnoy, are problematic.

Sean Hannity put aside his “medical license” in order to play lawyer last night so that all his viewers could watch Kyle Rittenhouse’s mother sob and tell us that the white kid who took an illegal assault rifle to a Black Lives Matter demonstration in another state and killed two demonstrators is a good Samaritan and the real victim.