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commented on Tucker Carlson To Speak At Vending Machine Association Meeting 2013-09-22 14:41:46 -0400 · Flag

As has been noted before, Ftucker is pronounced with a silent “t” and accent on the first syllable.

commented on Hannity Guest Calls Defunding Obamacare Vote ‘A Huge Victory For The American People’ 2013-09-22 11:40:46 -0400 · Flag

There is zilch chance that this latest teabagger exercise of self-gratification will pass the Senate or be approved by the President. Meanwhile, no budget and no debt ceiling relief.

Orange Boner is Speaker in name only. He has no control over the teabaggers in his caucus. I suspect that his tenure will end soon.

As Jed T. Clampett used to observe: “Pitiful, just pitiful.”

commented on We Have A Tie For Outrageous Quote Of The Week 2013-09-21 12:08:57 -0400 · Flag

This is a contest where all of the winners are real losers.

commented on Van Susteren Gives Helpful Suggestions For Prosecuting Tim Geithner Over IRS Scandal 2013-09-21 10:08:28 -0400 · Flag

VanSuckup has not practiced actual law in over a decade. Her legal counsel is on a par with “Dr” Allblow’s psychiatric advice.

commented on Elizabeth Hasselbeck Plays Fear Of Obamacare Card 2013-09-20 17:37:55 -0400 · Flag

I always thought of Brain Kilmeade or Daddy Douchebag as the archetypical brainless scarecrow. Wrinkled Rupert Murdoch as the Wizard, Bildo as the bellowing cowardly lion and KKKlannity as the heartless Tin Man. The Wicked Witch could be played equally well by Anchor Baby Malkin or Mad mAnnie Coulter. The flying monkeys are the cast of The Five at Five.

commented on Neil Cavuto Cheerleads Rick Perry’s Potential Presidential Candidacy 2013-09-20 14:38:12 -0400 · Flag

The geek glasses, the gray temples and the Craputo BJ don’t cover up the fact that HelmetHair Perry is a buffoon.

commented on Tamara Holder Smacks Down Bill Cunningham’s Sexist Hate Mongering 2013-09-20 09:31:58 -0400 · Flag

AM hate radio is the spawning grounds for some of the biggest assholes in this nation.

commented on Bret Baier's 6-year old Son Has Third Open-Heart Surgery 2013-09-20 09:30:41 -0400 · Flag

The Baier family should be thankful for their employer-provided health insurance. Without it, their son would likely not be alive.
Millions of uninsured children will finally get their health care when Obamacare is implemented. I wonder if Bret even thinks about that when he constantly bashes Obamacare.

commented on On Hannity: Todd Starnes Warns Of Islamic Indoctrination In Public Schools 2013-09-19 14:58:42 -0400 · Flag

Turdles desperately needs to come out of the closet.

commented on Bill O'Reilly Accuses "Ink Stained Wench" Miss Kansas Of Dishonesty 2013-09-19 14:58:02 -0400 · Flag

Miss Kansas might be receiving one of Bildo’s $2M phone calls.

commented on Ted Cruz Likens Himself To Winston Churchill In Phony Fight To Defund Obamacare 2013-09-19 09:23:43 -0400 · Flag

Is it too late to send Cruz back to Canada?

commented on Fox News Prime Time Shakeup: Van Susteren Moves To 7 PM, Kelly At 9, Hannity At 10 2013-09-17 17:21:35 -0400 · Flag

Since I refuse to watch Fux Noise, the revised lineup is irrelevant. It is worth noting that while KKKlannity may or may not be at home by 10 pm, his geriatric audience will undoubtedly be asleep by then.

commented on Fox Nation Reacts To D.C. Navy Yard Shooting With Racist Hate 2013-09-17 09:46:27 -0400 · Flag

@visitor 55. My thoughts also.

commented on Fox News' Pro-Gun Agenda Already In Use With D.C. Navy Yard Shooting Coverage 2013-09-16 17:58:25 -0400 · Flag

The shooter was a black man. Stand by for the Fux Noise race baiting. Black crime against white people.

commented on Todd Starnes Insults Government Workers 2013-09-16 17:54:33 -0400 · Flag

What the world needs is fewer government employees like police, fire, teachers, etc. and more overpaid, overstuffed twits like Turdles.

commented on Fox & Friends Features GOP 'Rising Political Star' 2013-09-16 14:30:03 -0400 · Flag

@twatty prick. Retchin never filled her own mini-skirt. She was constantly crossing and uncrossing her legs to show us what she had up there. I never got a good glimpse, but I suspect that it has teeth.

commented on Miss America Not American Enough For Fox's Todd Starnes 2013-09-16 14:26:16 -0400 · Flag

A very attractive, smart young woman won the title of Miss America. However, she has dark skin and a foreign-sounding name. In the Fux Nation cesspool of hate, that equates to being a suspected Muslim or an Arab or both. That’s enough to send Turdles into spasms.

commented on Fox & Friends Offers Free Legal Advice And Other Good Stuff 2013-09-16 11:03:43 -0400 · Flag

Free legal advice from Penis3 and free psychiatric advice from “Dr” Allblow are worth every penny you pay.

commented on Sarah Palin Sued For Copyright Infringement of Iconic 9/11 Photo 2013-09-16 10:03:36 -0400 · Flag

Waiting for the winsome, wholesome Whore of Babble-On to try to wriggle herself out of this wicket with yet another BJ infomercial with her BFF Van Suckup.

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