Sarah Palin need not worry about getting sued for copyright infringement. All she needs to do is e-mail Fox Friend and legal beagle (also Roger Ailes personal attorney and litigator for the Catholic archdiocese of NY) Peter Johnson Jr. for free legal advice. As part of Fox & Friends' new community outreach, he is now offering his help to those who are being sued. Seems too good to be true; but according to its spiffy new website, Fox & Friends is offering a variety of other helpful public services, as well as its requisite propaganda. There's something for everybody on Fox & Friends. For details, read on.

For those who have other legal problems, "Bob" is available "to clear up confusion." Need a job or need employees? Fox & Friends is taking your mail. And if you're a little troubled about your compulsion to eat your couch cushion, contact Dr. Keith Ablow who will take your question (on air, of course, because e-mail counseling might be a violation of professional ethics) about whether this is "normal or nuts." Who needs real psychiatric help when you have Dr. Keith! Who needs to think at all when you have Fox & Friends!