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commented on Who Needs Professional Intelligence About ISIS If You’re Sean Hannity? 2014-09-17 15:47:39 -0400 · Flag

I’ve changed airplanes at the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport at least 20 times in the last couple of years. That makes me twice the homeland security expert that KKKlannity purports to be.

commented on Hannity Interviews Obama’s Half Brother 2014-09-17 12:23:07 -0400 · Flag

Mr. Obama was thoughtful and considerate. Two qualities that KKKlannity lacks.

commented on Fox's Hasselbeck Makes NFL Scandal About Benghazi 2014-09-17 09:25:14 -0400 · Flag

With the ringmaster Trey Gowdy’s televised Benghazi Circus starting, expect Fux Noise to spew on endlessly with “startling new revelations”.

commented on Jon Stewart Hilariously Mocks Sen. Lindsey Graham's ISIS Hysteria 2014-09-16 16:07:57 -0400 · Flag

Ms. Lindsey Graham never saw a crisis which couldn’t be exacerbated by a pitched fit of hysteria. Ms. Lindsey is the softer, more feminine version of Gramps McDepends.

commented on Palin Family Takes No Personal Responsibility For Drunken Brawl 2014-09-15 21:52:25 -0400 · Flag

The Whore of Babble-On is trying to figure out a way to blame President Obama for her family’s drunken brawl.

commented on Megyn Kelly’s Patsy In Her War On Academia: Ward Churchill 2014-09-15 19:59:28 -0400 · Flag

Ward would be more credible if he stopped parting his hair in the middle. Looks like some overage stoner.

commented on Fox & Friends Sees Conspiracy In School Meatless Monday Meal 2014-09-15 13:57:39 -0400 · Flag

@joseph West. Memories. I also recall from my public school days that Friday was always fish stick lunch day. Had Fux Noise been around then, I am certain that Daddy Douchebag (devout Catholic that he is) would have found nothing wrong with denying good Protestant kids their daily quotient of beef or chicken.

commented on Mike Huckabee Wants Us To Fight 'Ungodly' Court Decisions 2014-09-15 12:16:49 -0400 · Flag

When will Gomer the Huckster’s God tell him to behead a few of those liberal loon judges who believe in equal rights and are pro-choice?

commented on Sen. Lindsey Graham’s Head Explodes Over ISIS: Obama May Get Us ‘All…Killed Back Here’ 2014-09-14 17:53:22 -0400 · Flag

“Glory be” gasped Ms. Graham. “All this talk about muscular young men fighting wars has given me a case of the vapors. Fetch my smelling salts and my fan.”

commented on Todd Starnes Says Same Sex Marriage Will Lead To Man-Dog Marriage 2014-09-14 12:33:47 -0400 · Flag

Single Christian ladies shouldn’t wait around for Turdles to call. Some say that Turdles has a “thing” for juice blenders. I now pronounce you Man? & Orange Smoothie.

commented on Fox Wastes No Time Blaming Obama For ISIS Beheading Of British Aid Worker 2014-09-14 10:43:52 -0400 · Flag

The chaos in Iraq is the direct result of the insane war that Dumbya Bush and Five-deferment Cheney started over non-existent WMDs.

commented on Bill Maher Blasts Fox News As ‘The Reason The People Are So Polarized’ 2014-09-13 12:19:27 -0400 · Flag

Fux Noise legitimized the racist wingnut teabaggers. Through the primary process, the teabaggers now control the GOPiggy Party. The GOPiggies oppose anything that our President proposes.

The next two years will be more partisan gridlock. Our only hope as a nation will be if the Democrats win both the WH and the Congress in 2016.

commented on Sarah Palin: I Owe America A Global Apology Because John McCain Should Be Our President 2014-09-12 18:17:51 -0400 · Flag

If Abe Lincoln was the VP candidate on the ticket with Gramps McDepends, the Repugs would still have lost. Voters were worn out by Dumbya Bush and his endless wars and economic disasters.

commented on O’Reilly Blames Fox’s Iraq War Gullibility On Colin Powell And The Clintons 2014-09-11 20:36:22 -0400 · Flag

The phony WMD excuse for a trillion-dollar Iraq War is not Dumbya Bush’s fault. Not five-deferment DIckhead Cheney’s fault. Not Fux Noise’s fault. But it sure is the fault of that black guy Powell.

commented on Brit Hume’s Ridiculously Petty Complaint About Obama’s ISIS Speech 2014-09-11 09:51:13 -0400 · Flag

What or whatever. Potato or potato. Is this all that Shit Fumes has left to offer?

commented on Bill O'Reilly Says Real Men Don't Wear Make-Up! 2014-09-10 18:05:37 -0400 · Flag

There isn’t a square inch of Bildo’s exposed skin that isn’t covered up with copious amounts of make-up. Splotchy face, liver spots on the hands and an ever-expanding bald spot.

commented on Fox Guest Suggests Biblical Principles Prevent An Ebola Epidemic 2014-09-10 14:55:08 -0400 · Flag

“Dr” Bra is as credible as “Dr” Allblow.

commented on Fox & Friends Hosts Wish Obama Would Use Bush As An Advisor 2014-09-10 10:30:42 -0400 · Flag

Anna continues the Retchin Carlson fashion tradition of forgoing a skirt in favor of a wide belt.

commented on Andrea Tantaros Exploits Ray Rice's Domestic Violence To Smear Obama 2014-09-09 11:35:08 -0400 · Flag

I also agree with Hulk. Punch Tantaros desperately needs a Bildo loofah massage.

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