It's just not Rick Santorum and Bill O'Reilly who think that legalization of same sex marriage will have some unexpected consequences. Joining those who use the specter of legalized interspecies coupling, in arguing against same sex marriage, is Fox News' Jesus loving, homo hating, and gay pride parade couture observing Todd Starnes. And it's just not same sex marriage that's a problem - equal rights for gays is leading to more persecution of Christians. And if Brooklyn's Park Slope ace Christian culture clubber Starnes says it's a slippery slope, it must be true.

During his appearance on a Christian right wing radio show, he agreed with a co-host that man-dog marriage is just around the corner because "when you redefine marriage, that means anything goes."  Never wasting an opportunity to pimp the Christian right's patented claim that it's Christians who are being persecuted by the godless gay agenda, he whined that equal rights for gays will result in Christian pastors being imprisoned for their homophobic Christian views and lamented that pretty soon, Christians will be beaten up on their way to church, just like in China.

Poor Toddles, those nasty gays must be ruining his Christian, heterosexual marriage. Oh, wait, he's not married.....So Christian ladies, he's available! Sweet mercy.....