truman commented on Fox To Address Ray Rice 'Stairs' Joke Tomorrow
2014-09-09 09:31:28 -0400
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Brain’s sick joke should have got him fired.
truman commented on Sean Hannity Defends 'Strong Christian' Phil Robertson's 'Convert or Die' Theology
2014-09-08 18:12:39 -0400
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@john McKee. It was a common practice in Arkansas during Governor Gomer the Huckster’s term for hardened criminals to suddenly find Jesus. If they effectively faked their Christianity, Gomer would reduce their prison sentences. One prisoner who successfully pulled this scam went on to murder four police officers in Washington State.
truman commented on Tucker Carlson: 'Assault Weapon' Is A Made Up Term And There Really Is No Such Thing
2014-09-08 09:44:57 -0400
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fTucker (the “T” is always silent) is a made-up name, but there really is such an asshole.
truman commented on Fox Business Expert: Obama Would Have Lost World War II
2014-09-07 14:59:19 -0400
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In the movie version, Pig Hoenig will be portrayed by Bowser from ShaNaNa.
truman commented on Fox & Friends Propaganda Fail? Tucker Carlson Gets School By Sociologist On Single Parent Families!
2014-09-07 14:37:28 -0400
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When Wrinkled Rupert’s biopic is cast, the part of Tucker “Dick” Carlson will be played by Pee Wee Herman.
truman commented on Fox & Friends Attacks Healthy School Lunches Because Michelle Obama!
2014-09-06 17:58:18 -0400
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Jabba the Ailes oinked: “Junk food made me into the man I am today: A 400-pound sloth. No uppity Negro lady is going to tell me what to eat.”
truman commented on George Clooney Making Movie About Murdoch Phone Hacking Scandal
2014-09-06 13:32:33 -0400
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Wrinkled Rupert Murdoch portrayed by Bruce Dern (perfect to play a crazy old coot).
Jabba the Ailes portrayed by John Goodman (he will have to gain a lot of weight to play the part).
Jabba the Ailes portrayed by John Goodman (he will have to gain a lot of weight to play the part).
truman commented on Fox’s Ralph Peters: Obama ‘A Terrified Little Man In A Great Big Job He Can’t Do’
2014-09-06 09:31:59 -0400
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Yellow ties are appropriate for two chickenhawks.
truman commented on Outnumbered Women 'Embrace' Sexual Harassment?!
2014-09-05 09:21:20 -0400
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@jan Hall. Bildo would have saved millions of dollars had he ignored that Andrea Mackris and focused his loofah magic on Stacy Dash or Dimberly Tinfoil.
truman commented on On Fox & Friends: Kids Go Hungry If School Lunches Don't Include Pizza!
2014-09-02 15:02:39 -0400
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I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Fux Noise got its collective bowels in an uproar about healthy school lunches at the same time that Michelle Obama made it one of her personal interests. Had Mrs. Obama adopted Laura Bush’s interest in reading skills, Daddy Steve Douchebag would be crying for book burning and closing public libraries.
truman commented on Fox’s Jim Pinkerton Baselessly Suggests Al Sharpton Blackmailed MSNBC Into Ferguson Coverage
2014-09-02 10:10:00 -0400
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@mj-the same one. There are facts and then there are Fux facts. Fux facts are indistinguishable from Fux opinion.
truman commented on Outrageous Fox News Quote Of The Week Poll – August 24-30, 2014
2014-09-01 09:34:32 -0400
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It’s tempting to vote for old reliables like Bildo or Blackroots Barbie Kelly. But I will go with relative newcomer Linda Chavez for her outrageous claim that Michael Brown’s size made him an armed suspect. I guess that makes 400 pound blubber butts Jabba the Ailes and OxyRush Limpballs a pair of WMDs.
truman commented on Starnes' Suggestion Obama May Have Orchestrated Michael Brown Tragedy Our Most Outrageous Quote Of The Week
2014-08-31 13:55:07 -0400
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Turdles, Punch Tantaros and KKKlannity. A trifecta of hate.
truman commented on The Hideous Hate That Sean Hannity Loves: Radical Imam And Mark Levin Edition
2014-08-30 11:31:20 -0400
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No one can hatemonger like KKKlannity can hatemonger. Not even girly-man Mark nor some unknown Mooslem radical.
truman commented on Colbert Mocks Fox’s Hasselbeck and Guilfoyle For Smearing Obama Over ISIS
2014-08-30 09:34:33 -0400
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Hilarious. And all so true.
truman commented on Gohmert And Bolling: Obama, Get This ISIS War Party Started Already!
2014-08-29 12:01:09 -0400
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After screwing up Afghanistan and launching a needless war in Iraq, the Chickenhawk GOPiggies want another chance to destroy a Muslim nation.
truman commented on Fox News To Air Benghazi Special Next Week
2014-08-29 11:59:02 -0400
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Orange Boner’s minions, led by teabagger Trey Gowdy, will keep Benghazi in the forefront of Fux Noise with their faux Congressional hearings.
