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commented on Peter Johnson Jr. Attacks Patriotism Of Atheists Who Brought Case Against Pledge Of Allegiance 2013-09-04 09:50:19 -0400 · Flag

Douchey sez

But it’s MY Christian God they’re attacking!!!

Amerika – Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!
Ooops! I mean Thank God! Thank God! Thank God! Thank God!

commented on John McCain Smacks Down Brian Kilmeade’s Islamophobic Ignorance 2013-09-04 09:42:44 -0400 · Flag

Kilmeade sez

Those People scare me! Thank God I’m Catholic!!!

commented on Fox's Napolitano Suddenly Against Congressional Approval For Military Strike - Now That Obama's For It 2013-09-04 09:36:05 -0400 · Flag

Napolitano sez

Now, (grinning & salivating) hand over my big fat paycheque!

commented on Todd Starnes' Newest Homophobic Screed: 'Militant Homosexuals' 'Forced' Christian Bakers To Close Doors 2013-09-03 21:23:43 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

We want Christians to Hate too! We do!

commented on Fox News Trumpets Syria Propaganda In Order To Smear Obama 2013-09-03 21:17:27 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

Fux Luvs crazy Arabs! They owe us billions of barrels of oil, just ask Kkklannity!!! If that doesn’t make sense to you, you must have an IQ waaaaaay ‘bove our favored viewership! Let’s just all Hate the Black POTUS, K!!!!!

commented on Bill O’Reilly Uses Martin Luther King To Attack African Americans 2013-08-27 11:36:32 -0400 · Flag

Killer O’Reilly sez

I’m Beyond Black!!

commented on Bill O'Reilly Rocks Out At Hamptons Hollywood Soiree 2013-08-27 11:31:46 -0400 · Flag

Bildo sez
I went for the pickles!

commented on Fr. Jonathan Morris Says More God Means Less Crime 2013-08-27 11:28:17 -0400 · Flag

Note to Morris
Just go stand between the warring factions during a good firefight and stop the ordinance from working. You can do it!!

commented on Donald Trump Blames Obama For Getting Sued For Fraud – And Fox News Helps! 2013-08-27 11:16:31 -0400 · Flag

tRump sez
He wants to make sure I can’t run for POTUS anymore, even if I did an unbeknownst run at it. I’m a threat to their kind … and I give it all to charity anywaze. I’m sure I gave it all to charity … if there wuz anything to give … I’m sure, though it is kinda unbeknownst to me about that …

commented on Top Fox News Exec Fired And Escorted Out Of Building 2013-08-22 01:19:45 -0400 · Flag

fAiles sez

Hmmmm! Hummmphhhhhh! Haaaarrrrrrrrrrrruuugaaaahhh! Hullllllllepppp! Ahhhhhh ….

commented on Fox News Mail Bag - 8/17/13 Edition 2013-08-18 15:13:12 -0400 · Flag

Viewers Say

Fux is like a warm salty bath with vodka & lime … Yup! … oh yah …

commented on Fox Nation Legitimizes Ridiculous Conspiracy Theory About Obama And The Bin Laden Raid Situation Room Photo 2013-08-18 15:08:36 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

The pictures of Dumbya on strummin’ on stage were Fake! He was waist deep in NO savin’ folks with his bare hands!!!

commented on Fox & Friends Want You To Be Very Afraid If New York Doesn’t Stop And Frisk 2013-08-18 15:04:25 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

Most Americans would be murdered by now if it weren’t for us wealthy people sounding the alarm!

commented on Murdoch's Latest Legal Woes Could Have Major U.S. Implications 2013-08-18 14:58:10 -0400 · Flag

Where do we move the deck chairs to now? – Says Rupert as his ship, SS Reprobate, slips under the waves.

commented on O'Reilly Can't Understand Why Levar Burton Called Him A 'Patronizing' 'A**hole' 2013-08-17 01:51:13 -0400 · Flag

Killer O’Reilly sez

I like racial profiling! I’m white, an old fart and wealthy!!! An that’s good!!!! I can afford 2 million dollar phone calls!!!!!!!!

commented on Martha MacCallum And Hate Group Guest Attack Student Transgender Rights Law Which Has Bathroom "Implications" 2013-08-17 01:47:53 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

It’s tough accepting people who aren’t like us – wealthy.

commented on Todd Starnes Wants Proud Dominicans To Leave The Country? 2013-08-13 02:27:43 -0400 · Flag

Todd sez

I used to drink a lot. Now I don’t have to … so much …

commented on Fox News' Food Stamp Fraud 2013-08-12 19:38:15 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

We know Fraud, plain and simple! Our entire MO frinstance!

commented on Todd Starnes Suggests Obama Is Secretly Gay 2013-08-12 19:35:56 -0400 · Flag

Todd sez

That ‘Mercan flag behind me? That’s my moo moo on weekends!!!

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