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Kent Brockman

Kent Brockman commented on Bill O'Reilly Shows T&A Pics Of Guest Who Quit Lingerie Modeling For Religious Reasons 2013-05-17 21:49:57 -0400 · Flag
@ Bob Roberts
Maybe she has “Good Christian Bitches” on her mind.

Kent Brockman commented on Andrea Tantaros Wins The Outrageous Quote Of The Week Award 2013-05-10 15:40:10 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze sez

Don’t worry folks, your septic tank has not backed up into your house. It’s just the folks at FNC, all of whom smell like bullshit!

Kent Brockman commented on Hannity’s Guest Rains On His Benghazi Parade 2013-05-09 22:15:15 -0400 · Flag
Is Fux Nuze, AKA TeeVee’s Bilge Pump, finding the operating costs a bit high? Rupert ain’t gettin’ much of an ROI from Kkklannity’s Shit-O-Hate Machine.

Kent Brockman commented on Mark Fuhrman: Not Much Difference Between 'Muslim' And 'Radical Muslim' 2013-05-08 00:35:52 -0400 · Flag
No difference between Murder Inc. kingpin and FNC Killer O’Reilly.

Kent Brockman commented on Steve Doocy Validates Hate Group's Bogus War On Christian Soldiers Claim 2013-05-02 20:17:09 -0400 · Flag
Rupert Murdoch sez

I encourage Jabba Ailes to hire 100% moronic Christian fundamentalists for the FNC Circus of Christian Crazies.

Kent Brockman commented on Bill O’Reilly: Violence Is Not About Guns, It’s About Race 2013-05-01 20:23:07 -0400 · Flag
Killer O’Reilly sez

I liked 1930’s Chicago when organized Irish and Italian mobs shot it out. Nuttin’ like a good bloody fight between two Catholic Factions!!! See, it wasn’t race, it was religion …

Kent Brockman commented on O'Reilly Tells Colmes To Shut Up 2013-05-01 20:16:41 -0400 · Flag
Note to Billdo

White Americans murdering white Americans still #1, by a huge amount. Have all white Americans put under house arrest.

Kent Brockman commented on Barney Frank Gives O’Reilly A Pass On His Vicious Exploitation Of The Boston Bombings 2013-04-27 15:03:56 -0400 · Flag
White Christian Americans kill more White Christian Americans every year than any other group. But they aren’t profiled that way.

IT’S TIME TO DEMAND THE PROFILING OF WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICAN MURDERS!

Kent Brockman commented on Accuse Obama Of Deliberately Hurting Americans? No Problem If You’re A Fox News Guest 2013-04-27 14:54:14 -0400 · Flag
V.S – What do you think about this issue?
G.H. – It’s a sad day when a sitting president can do so much harm!
V.S. – Are you talking about Dubya on vacation before 9/11, or the unnecessary Gulf War 2, or the drowning of N.O., or the economic crash of 2008?!!!
G.H. – No. I was thinking about how sad it is that my great party has to deal with a POTUS we just don’t like!!!
V.S. – Oh yes! Hannity, O’Reilly, the Jesus Couch crew and everyone here at Fux say the same thing.
G.H. – Well it’s not working! gawd I hate that man!
V.S. – Great Bumper Sticker!!!!
G.H. – Thanks!

Kent Brockman commented on Bret Baier’s Lapdog Interview With President And Laura Bush 2013-04-26 21:53:54 -0400 · Flag
Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb …

Kent Brockman commented on Dennis Miller Uses Boston Marathon Bombing To Advocate Ending Lifeline Telephone Program 2013-04-26 21:47:22 -0400 · Flag
The Real Reason Miller Went GOPTard

I wuz thinkin’ just after 9/11 “This all happened under Dubya’s watch! Thousands killed, WTC knocked down, Pentagon hit and more killed on flight 93! This Man is a Total Career Failure!! He’s so me! I luv it!!!”

Kent Brockman commented on Bill O’Reilly Announces A Jihad Against People Who Don’t Hate Muslims Enough 2013-04-26 21:34:04 -0400 · Flag
Killer O’Reilly sez

As an upstanding & faithful Roman Catholic I have to say this:

HATE IS NOT ENOUGH …

Kent Brockman commented on O’Reilly Guest Suggests Public Schools Enable Terrorism 2013-04-26 21:27:23 -0400 · Flag
B.O. – Well Dr., with this situation in public schools can we expect more bombings?
W.W. – Yup!
B.O. – The public system has been with us a long time. Why haven’t we seen more home-grown terrorism?
W.W. – It’s the advent of Vampire & Zombie fantasies! That’s what’s driving it to the boiling point!
B.O. – Anything else?
W.W. Harry Potter.
B.O. – Are parents in denial?
W.W. – Worse! They enable these fantasies!!!
B.O. – It’s a shame all right! I asked Professor Dawkins last year what makes the tides go in and out and he refused to admit it is Gods’ work!!
W.W. – We’ve got our work cut out for us!
B.O. – Fux’ll be there!

Kent Brockman commented on Bill O’Reilly ‘Gives Glenn Beck a Hearing’ on Saudi Student Coverup Theory 2013-04-26 21:05:45 -0400 · Flag
B.O. – Whatcha-got-forus taday Pudgy?
G.B. – Demark has rotten somethings!!!
B.O. – do you ever talk to Alex Jones?
G.B. – Huh?!!!
B.O. – He could give you some pointers ‘bout poise ’n’ pizazz.
G.B. – That hurt. Don’t-cha-wanna get to the boddom of this?
B.O. – I’m watchin’ Alex right now on that off-camera monitor! He’s good!!!

Kent Brockman commented on Megyn Kelly Attacks Planned Parenthood, Advances Lie That Pres. Obama Supports Infanticide 2013-04-26 20:51:36 -0400 · Flag
Megyn Kelly is 42, she has two children (2009 & 2011) with a third one on the way. That makes it age 38 before her first child. Looks like she planned something. Why can’t other women?

Kent Brockman commented on Bob Beckel Wants To Restrict Muslim And Chinese Students In The U.S. 2013-04-24 13:23:25 -0400 · Flag
While you’re at place all Americans under house arrest.

FACT

More Americans kill Americans than any other nationality.

Kent Brockman commented on Hannity Hearts Call To Torture Boston Bomb Suspect 2013-04-24 08:50:36 -0400 · Flag
Kkklannity sez

My daddy served in WW2, that makes me a Hero!

Hannity And Malkin Defend Rutgers Coach: ‘My Father Hit Me With A Belt, And I Turned Out Okay’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYxJ982oi_w

Kent Brockman commented on Tea Party Founders are Reportedly Looking to Buy Major Newspapers 2013-04-24 13:37:54 -0400 · Flag
@ Reel TeeParty If you prefer easy to view documentaries:

“Park Avenue: money, power and the American dream”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6niWzomA_So

Americans For Prosperity (Funded by Koch) shoveled a lot of money into the Tea Party.

Kent Brockman commented on Bill O’Reilly Enemy Of The Day, Boston Bombing Edition: Tom Brokaw 2013-04-23 19:21:28 -0400 · Flag
Using Killer O’Reilly’s ‘Logic’

1 – Andrea sued me ’cause my phone calls were too respectful. How wuz I to know she was a total pervert?

2 – My calling out for the murder of Dr. Tiller is the highlight of My Life! How wuz I to know the Family Research Council would make it a closed award? I mean really! Aren’t we all Proud Lynch Mob Americans?!!!

3 – My wife bought her own house last year. She uses it to try furnishing ideas using feng shui. That way it’s win-win! She gets to play around and we both live with my decisions!!

4 – Good Parenting is easy! That’s why I love it here at Fux Nuze where I’m Daddy to all America!

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