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Kent Brockman

Kent Brockman commented on Persecuted Christian Movie, Featuring Gretchen Carlson, Screened At CPAC 2014-03-09 20:24:11 -0400 · Flag
Retchin plays an TeeVee host/anchor in a movie too?!!!!

Kent Brockman commented on Jon Stewart’s Hilariously Mocks Fox News Drooling Over Putin 2014-03-08 14:05:16 -0500 · Flag
Fux Nuze sez
We luv Putin!
Putin in 2016!!!!
Cancel the House & Senate, Putin iz God!
PS
Putin wants your kids to kill Obama! Isn’t that great!!!!!!!!

Kent Brockman commented on Donald Rumsfeld: Fox's Russia And Ukraine Guru 2014-03-08 13:59:08 -0500 · Flag
Rummy sez
Hey! Remember me?! Sure Bush played golf after 9/11, so what?! An sure Bush joked about turrists under the podium, so what?! I know what I stand for – Freedom with the barrel of a gun!!! Putin is delusional so we needa give him a boot to the head! Oh, and send Paul Bremer to the YouCrane to fix their constitution!

Kent Brockman commented on O’Reilly: Hispanics And Californians Have Ruined Colorado 2014-02-26 19:18:14 -0500 · Flag
Killer O’Reilly sez
Who’d wanna live in a state where they don’t respect the elite o’ the white male power structure, ’specially white guys who have a little fun sexually harassing wimmin?!

Kent Brockman commented on Hannity Debates Congressional Candidate Who Says Fox ‘Does Nothing But Tell Lies And Mistruths’ 2014-02-26 19:14:11 -0500 · Flag
Rupert will be sending Hannity a bonus shortly, a super shop-vac so Hannity can clean the slime from his chair.

Kent Brockman commented on Fox & Friends Double Standard? 'Indecent' T-Shirts V Sports Illustrated Swimsuits! 2014-02-25 08:27:42 -0500 · Flag
Elisabeth Hasselbeck sez
I’m not on the cover of SI! sob I’ll just uncross my legs a bit … any action?

Kent Brockman commented on Rupert Murdoch’s ‘Angry Dude’ Tweets Denying Climate Change 2014-02-25 07:02:17 -0500 · Flag
Rupert sez
Trust me! I get my material right from the source – by phone tapping!

Kent Brockman commented on Megyn Kelly, Hate Group Leader Attack Freedom From Religion Foundation: They Hate The Bible! 2014-02-24 07:05:30 -0500 · Flag
Perky – That’s not in the Bible and that’s not in the Bible and that’s not in the Bible and that’s not in the Bible and that’s not in the Bible and that’s not in the Bible ….
Legyn – Bible Bible Bible Bible Bible Bible Bible Bible Bible Bible
Perky – Slippery slope! Slippery slope! Slippery slope! Slippery slope! Slippery slope! Slippery slope! Slippery slope!
Legyn – God & country! God & country! God & country! God & country! God & country! God & country! God & country!
Perky – Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies!
Legyn – Leg Shot ! Leg Shot ! Leg Shot ! Leg Shot ! Leg Shot ! Leg Shot ! Leg Shot ! Leg Shot !
Perky – Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies!
Legyn – Wow! I’m hot!
Perky – Gays! Gays! Gays! Gays! Gays! Gays! Gays! Gays!
Legyn – So when ya commin’ outta the closet Perky?
Perky – Ahemmm!!!!!!

Kent Brockman commented on O’Reilly: Rise In CU Boulder Enrollments Due To Legalization Of Marijuana 2014-01-31 16:42:47 -0500 · Flag
Killer O’Reilly sez
I don’t smoke it! Just look at my record!!!!

Kent Brockman commented on Michele Bachmann Promises To Stay On The ObamaCare 'Repeal Train' 2014-01-31 16:41:09 -0500 · Flag
Bachmann “Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian! Just keep repeating it ’till you win!”

Kent Brockman commented on Megyn Kelly Set Stage For Girl Scout Cookie Boycott By Anti-Choice Group? 2014-01-31 16:36:52 -0500 · Flag
Kelly – “Ah, some creeps who hate things we like were, ah, are, gonna say stuff we don’t like. OK! Got that in the can?! Great! Just replay it when I’m picking my nose!!!”

Kent Brockman commented on Bill O’Reilly: There’s No War On Women But ‘Pinhead’ Republicans Better ‘Wise Up’ And Raise The Minimum Wage! 2014-01-31 16:32:40 -0500 · Flag
Killer O’Reilly sez

Wimmin are paid good, real good! As what’s her face … Andrea ….

Kent Brockman commented on Hannity Selectively Edits Daily Show Video To Make Himself Look Better 2014-01-31 16:27:52 -0500 · Flag
Kkklannity – Can you guys fux, err, fix this thing?
Vid Ed. – Fix what?
Kkklannity – You know, my latest video!
Vid Ed. – Your latest show?!
Kkklannity – No! The Stewart thingie!
Vid Ed. – You want I should ask John about it?!
Kkklannity – No! No! No! No! No! Just make me look good!!!
Vid Ed. – Ya want me ta morph your face?!
Kkklannity – No! Wait – can you do that?!
Vid Ed. – If you insist!
Kkklannity – OK! Maybe … Just make me look, you know, like a good guy …
Vid Ed. – Ya wanna wear a white suit an hat?!
Kkklannity – No! Make me friendly, sound nice …
Vid Ed. – Oh! Ya mean choppy choppy, right!
Kkklannity – Ya. Choppy choppy …

Kent Brockman commented on Dick Morris Returns To Fox News – To Help Make Christie Scandal About Hillary Clinton 2014-01-16 00:28:02 -0500 · Flag
Roger Ailes sez
At Fux Noise it’s Volume, Volume, Volume!

Kent Brockman commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Gushes Over Chris Christie’s ‘True Leadership’ In Bridgegate Scandal 2014-01-12 20:04:00 -0500 · Flag
Elisabeth Hasselbeck sez

Thank God I don’t haffta think for even one second on my Fux gig! Thank you Roger!!!!!!!!!!!!! sniff

Kent Brockman commented on Geraldo Rivera: Chris Christie Is ‘The Tony Soprano Of Politics In The Good Way’ 2014-01-11 23:31:54 -0500 · Flag
Geraldo I-opened-Capone’s-Vault sez

I know alodda ’bout thugs! Like those guys who took me oudda embedded-battle-plan-map-making-in-the-sand.

Kent Brockman commented on Van Susteren Hypes Trump's Latest Phony Candidacy 2014-01-11 23:23:33 -0500 · Flag
tRump Sez

Look at me! Just look at me!

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