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commented on Fox & Friends: Obama Uses Drones Because ‘He Doesn’t Have The Courage’ To Put Terrorists On Trial 2013-02-12 18:18:56 -0500 · Flag

Fux Nuze Fantasy Flashback to March 19, 2003

Dumbya iz sending da military for to fight the man who threatened hiz daddy cuz he don’t have da courage to put Saddam on trial.

commented on Sean Hannity Helps Plug George Zimmerman’s Defense Fund 2013-02-07 21:01:07 -0500 · Flag

Kkklannity sez

I dunno. Iz shootin’ black people a crime these daze?

commented on Ann Coulter: Universal Background Checks Lead To ‘Universal Extermination’ 2013-02-06 01:04:06 -0500 · Flag

Ann sez
I love children so much I’ve put off having any ‘till I’m sure I can be the best mother I can.

commented on Fox's All-Male Discussion Of Contraception Mandate 2013-02-06 00:58:07 -0500 · Flag

Fux Noize sez

Vatican above all others!

commented on Dick Morris Dropped By Fox News 2013-02-06 00:54:07 -0500 · Flag

Dick admitted on Fux Noize that he lied about Mitt what’s-hiz-name ability to be electioned. It’s SOP on Fux Noize to lie but it’s verboten to let the sheeple know.

commented on Bill O’Reilly: Ted Nugent’s ‘Straight Talk Is What The Republican Party Needs!’ 2013-02-06 00:48:55 -0500 · Flag

As Republican Solution Mitt what’s-hiz-ass said “I’ve got solutions! Just elect me!”

commented on Megyn Kelly Totally Freaks Out Over "Girls" Getting Drafted!!!! 2013-02-01 10:52:11 -0500 · Flag

Why Megyn so excited? She Knows that all True CONtards are expert at avoiding da Draft.

commented on Limbaugh And Hannity: The Liberal Media Is In Cahoots With Obama's Divisive, Totalitarian And Socialist Agenda 2013-01-31 23:07:51 -0500 · Flag

Note to Sean & Rush

Bring Mitt what’s-hiz-ass on some day to settle this.

commented on Hannity Loses It When Confronted About His Promise To Be Waterboarded For Charity 2013-01-31 23:05:37 -0500 · Flag

kkklannity sez

I served in WW2! I wuz somewhere in my daddy’s scrotum!

commented on O'Reilly Describes His Anti-Choice Stance As 'Protecting The Kids' 2013-01-29 03:25:30 -0500 · Flag

Killer O’Reilly sez

Did you read or hear the item about the pedophile priest? If you did it wasn’t on FNC or at our web site! When it comes to protecting the kids we protect our church first!!

commented on Sarah Palin Is Looking For A New Media Gig 2013-01-28 06:05:23 -0500 · Flag

Palin sez

I Know there’s More Haters out there and I want ’em ta hear me!!!! Oh! Oh! Oh! An I wanna get Paid a whole bunch ta do it!!!!!!!

commented on Bill O'Reilly Lies About Washington's Inaugural Speech Having "God All Over The Place" 2013-01-27 22:17:02 -0500 · Flag

Killer O’Reilly sez

The Vatican made me do it!

commented on Fox Reader Poll May Confirm The Right's 'Woman Problem' 2013-01-27 22:13:30 -0500 · Flag

FuxNaashun sez

Only men can speak for women!

commented on President Obama Criticizes Fox News Directly: Prepare for the Onslaught 2013-01-27 22:09:17 -0500 · Flag

All the POTUS really said was – Will the peoples’ representatives in the GOP kindly grow a pair.

commented on Sean Hannity Uses Pro-Choice Ad To Attack Pres. Obama & Pimp Pro-Life Lies 2013-01-26 01:57:50 -0500 · Flag

Kkklannity sez

I’m Catholic.
I’m 51 years old.
I have 2 children.
Draw your own conclusions.

commented on Sarah Palin And Fox News Say Buh-Bye 2013-01-26 01:17:19 -0500 · Flag

Sarah Further sez

So I looked at the contract and said to Ailes:

SP – “Can you just tell me the basics, I don’t have time to read this stuff?”
RA – “It’s basically a go-ahead for the Northern Gateway Pipeline to pass by your house – no one else will take it”
SP – “Whuuuuuuaaaaaaaaa …”

commented on Texas A-G Is Still Urging New York Gun Lovers to Come On Down, Despite Shooting at Houston College 2013-01-24 11:14:52 -0500 · Flag

Abbott sez

That incident could have been a mass strangling! Are we to confiscate peoples’ hands next?!

commented on Hannity's Hillary Derangement Syndrome 2013-01-24 11:09:47 -0500 · Flag

Kkklannity sez

My Hate Is Not Enough! But it’s all I have …

commented on On Inauguration Day, No Democrats On Your World 2013-01-23 04:40:59 -0500 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

Don’t worry folks, Mitt what’s-hiz-ass won! He’s jest waitin’ fer the black couple ta move out.

commented on On Inauguration Day, Mark Levin Exhorts Fox Nation Readers to FIGHT Obama's Agenda 2013-01-22 22:23:03 -0500 · Flag

Remember The Dubya Agenda

1 – Slack off and let America come under attack on 9/11
2 – Sidetrack nation with endless war
3 – Wait for note from Cheny stating he’s made his fortune.
4 – Prime financial crisis before leaving office.
5 – Always remember, We The People have short memories.

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