Kent Brockman commented on Fox News Benches Karl Rove And Dick Morris
2012-12-05 01:22:34 -0500
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Fux Nuze Internal Memo
From: R.Ailes
To: all employees
Subject: Rove & Morris
The above mentioned minions will henceforth be relocated to a new abode. I am working with my surgeons in order to implement the new premises. As of December 15, 2012 both Rove & Morris will be lodged in fat folds somewhere below my right man-boob. This way I’ll keep track of what they’re up to.
From: R.Ailes
To: all employees
Subject: Rove & Morris
The above mentioned minions will henceforth be relocated to a new abode. I am working with my surgeons in order to implement the new premises. As of December 15, 2012 both Rove & Morris will be lodged in fat folds somewhere below my right man-boob. This way I’ll keep track of what they’re up to.
Kent Brockman commented on Fox Pretends Obama's Approval Rating Is Falling When It's Actually Rising
2012-12-02 03:59:57 -0500
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Why would any FNC viewer “click on the link right there in Fox’s post”? It’s a scary world out there, beyond the comforting fog of FoxHate.
Kent Brockman commented on Van Susteren: Susan Rice Is The Victim Of Sexism Because The Media Hasn’t Been Tough Enough On Her
2012-12-01 11:19:21 -0500
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Greta – I’m still feelin’ Stupid Sarah, howz ‘bout you?!
Sarah – I’m so dumbed down yu’ll hafta feed me some lines!
Greta – Blah blah – Lie! blah blah – Hate!
Sarah – Blah blah – Lie! blah blah – Hate!
Greta – Looks like we agree!!!
Sarah – Yup!
Greta – This worked so well fer Mitt Whats-Hiz-Name!
Sarah – Whoz?!
Greta – Well anyway, weez off ta a Great Start fer 2012!!
Sarah – 20-Wuuuatz?!
Greta – Ah-Ha-Ha!
Sarah – Now yer talkin’!!!
Together – 2012!! 2012!! 2012!!
Sarah – I’m so dumbed down yu’ll hafta feed me some lines!
Greta – Blah blah – Lie! blah blah – Hate!
Sarah – Blah blah – Lie! blah blah – Hate!
Greta – Looks like we agree!!!
Sarah – Yup!
Greta – This worked so well fer Mitt Whats-Hiz-Name!
Sarah – Whoz?!
Greta – Well anyway, weez off ta a Great Start fer 2012!!
Sarah – 20-Wuuuatz?!
Greta – Ah-Ha-Ha!
Sarah – Now yer talkin’!!!
Together – 2012!! 2012!! 2012!!
Kent Brockman commented on Cavuto Suggests Norquist Is A Tony-Soprano-Like Boss Who Will 'Remember' Those Who Break His No-Tax-Hike Pledge
2012-11-29 22:07:54 -0500
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It’s really tough that Mitt What’s-His-Name isn’t POTUS right now creating more off-shore jobs so that even more ‘Merkins will be eligible for tax breaks. What a sorry state. Why doesn’t Kneel report on that? Gosh!
Kent Brockman commented on Andrea Tantaros Suggests Time Will Go Bankrupt if It Chooses Sandra Fluke As Person Of The Year
2012-11-29 21:53:06 -0500
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The Foxites can’t get over, will never get over, should never get over, Mitt What’s-His-Name slipping under the waves of Kkkarl Rove’s Ocean Of Spittle & Bile one Blunderful Tuesday Night.
Note to Fuxtard Blowhards
Mitt What’s-His-Name wants you all over for lunch in the Cayman Islands to celebrate “Joseph Smith Day”. Special Guests will include Ms. Ayn Rand with Mr. Atlas Shrugged – just figure it out.
Note to Fuxtard Blowhards
Mitt What’s-His-Name wants you all over for lunch in the Cayman Islands to celebrate “Joseph Smith Day”. Special Guests will include Ms. Ayn Rand with Mr. Atlas Shrugged – just figure it out.
Kent Brockman commented on Monica Crowley’s Latest Conspiracy Theory – War On Christmas Edition
2012-11-29 00:15:27 -0500
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Fux Nuze sez
A nativity scene under your tree is a sight to behold! BUT!!! It is far less righteous than a nativity scene plunked smack dab down in the public square! Therefore, go forth all ye Foxbots and ordain yore public landscape with Babeejeebus nativity-in-a-box, only $69.69 from Baybeejeebus.com.
Babeejeebus.com – because your faith is crippled if Babeejeebus stays home! So don’t let Christmas have you feeling crippled, buy two Baybeejeedus for just $66.60 each.
Hell! We’ll even give you SuperBabeejeebus for just 30 pieces of silver, if you have the Right kind of silver!
A nativity scene under your tree is a sight to behold! BUT!!! It is far less righteous than a nativity scene plunked smack dab down in the public square! Therefore, go forth all ye Foxbots and ordain yore public landscape with Babeejeebus nativity-in-a-box, only $69.69 from Baybeejeebus.com.
Babeejeebus.com – because your faith is crippled if Babeejeebus stays home! So don’t let Christmas have you feeling crippled, buy two Baybeejeedus for just $66.60 each.
Hell! We’ll even give you SuperBabeejeebus for just 30 pieces of silver, if you have the Right kind of silver!
Kent Brockman commented on Fox’s Dr. Keith Ablow Compares Gangnam Style Video To A Narcotic
2012-11-28 21:29:59 -0500
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Fux Nuze sez
You are getting sleepy, very sleepy …
Memories:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns
You are getting sleepy, very sleepy …
Memories:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns
Kent Brockman commented on Bill O'Reilly Still Whining About The Loss Of 'Traditional America'
2012-11-27 02:43:34 -0500
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Killer O’Reilly said:
President XXX âwill take money away from successful Americans in order to finance his vision,â
That’s how it’s been since Dec. 7 1941 Killer. “Empire” costs everyone. If it makes you feel better you can claim your taxes for the past 16 years paid for the op. to kill OBL. Got that? … now STFU!
President XXX âwill take money away from successful Americans in order to finance his vision,â
That’s how it’s been since Dec. 7 1941 Killer. “Empire” costs everyone. If it makes you feel better you can claim your taxes for the past 16 years paid for the op. to kill OBL. Got that? … now STFU!
Kent Brockman commented on Fox Denies A War On Women But Hypes A War On Men
2012-11-27 02:37:22 -0500
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- Suzanne Venker – who boasts about not having any professional credentials beyond a messy marriage and a willingness “to speak out about things” she knows “from experience to be true” -
Those are Exactly The Credentials Rupert Murdoch requires for anyone working at Fux Nuze – professional, Natural Born, Narcissists.
Those are Exactly The Credentials Rupert Murdoch requires for anyone working at Fux Nuze – professional, Natural Born, Narcissists.
Kent Brockman commented on Fr. Jonathan Morris Attacks AR Parents Who Object To Student Trip To Christian Church For Christian Themed Play
2012-11-26 01:49:59 -0500
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Fr. Jonathan Morris sez
If God didn’t want all people to be Christian He would not allow me and my ilk to speak trough Charlie Brown so that all children will know that Choice is Not An Option!
If God didn’t want all people to be Christian He would not allow me and my ilk to speak trough Charlie Brown so that all children will know that Choice is Not An Option!
Kent Brockman commented on Fox News Blames Obama Administration For Morsi's 'Power Grab' In Egypt
2012-11-26 01:42:10 -0500
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Fux Nuze Sez
When a ( D ) does the right thing – It’s Wrong!
When an ( R ) does the wrong thing – It’s Right!
Fux Nuze Quiz
When a Muslim brokers a peace deal that helps everyone should America:
1 – congratulate him
2 – shun him
3 – berate him
4 – PredatorDrone him
5 – invade him
6 – embargo him
7 – asset-freeze him
8 – demonize him
If you picked everything from 2 to 8 you get 100%.
I you picked 1 turn yourself in to Homeland Security NOW!
When a ( D ) does the right thing – It’s Wrong!
When an ( R ) does the wrong thing – It’s Right!
Fux Nuze Quiz
When a Muslim brokers a peace deal that helps everyone should America:
1 – congratulate him
2 – shun him
3 – berate him
4 – PredatorDrone him
5 – invade him
6 – embargo him
7 – asset-freeze him
8 – demonize him
If you picked everything from 2 to 8 you get 100%.
I you picked 1 turn yourself in to Homeland Security NOW!
Kent Brockman commented on When Fox News Lies - George Soros Edition
2012-11-23 22:17:02 -0500
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- Meanwhile, as opposed to the truth, the lie is out there! -
Fux Nuze Sez
Mission accomplished!!!
Fux Nuze Sez
Mission accomplished!!!
Kent Brockman commented on Andrea Tantaros Jokes About How Good She'd Look On A Food Stamp Diet
2012-11-23 18:01:21 -0500
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FNC – Keeping The Hate Alive on All Fronts.
Kent Brockman commented on Megyn Kelly's Latest Excuse To Race Bait: Susan Rice
2012-11-21 19:14:21 -0500
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Good for FNC! Keep the Hate Message Loud and Strong!
Keep it up! – Lookin’ Good! – Luv you!
Keep it up! – Lookin’ Good! – Luv you!
Kent Brockman commented on On America Live: Lou Dobbs Blames Baker's Union For Hostess Demise
2012-11-21 19:02:13 -0500
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Fool Gobbs Sez
’merkins godda learn ta work fer Chinese wages if us millionaires are gonna get a better ROT, err, ROI!
’merkins godda learn ta work fer Chinese wages if us millionaires are gonna get a better ROT, err, ROI!
Kent Brockman commented on Hannity and North Use Middle East Tensions To Prop Up Their Call for Action on Iran
2012-11-21 18:51:44 -0500
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North(ern) Exposure
During the hearings, North admitted that he had lied to Congress, for which, among other things, he was later charged. He defended his actions by stating that he believed in the goal of aiding the Contras, whom he saw as freedom fighters, and said that he viewed the IranâContra scheme as a “neat idea”. North admitted shredding government documents related to his Contra and Iranian activities, at William Casey’s suggestion, when the IranâContra scandal became public. He testified that Robert McFarlane had asked him to alter official records to delete references to direct assistance to the Contras and that he had helped.
Why part of L-Y-I-N-G does Fux like the most …
During the hearings, North admitted that he had lied to Congress, for which, among other things, he was later charged. He defended his actions by stating that he believed in the goal of aiding the Contras, whom he saw as freedom fighters, and said that he viewed the IranâContra scheme as a “neat idea”. North admitted shredding government documents related to his Contra and Iranian activities, at William Casey’s suggestion, when the IranâContra scandal became public. He testified that Robert McFarlane had asked him to alter official records to delete references to direct assistance to the Contras and that he had helped.
Why part of L-Y-I-N-G does Fux like the most …
Kent Brockman commented on Bill O’Reilly Reveals He Thinks People Of Color Are Weakening The Country
2012-11-21 12:40:39 -0500
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As an Economic Refugee Rupert Murdoch should be sent back to Auz. Think about it Billdo.
Kent Brockman commented on Bill O'Reilly Thinks Atheists Are Ruining Christmas?
2012-11-20 20:28:27 -0500
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Fux Nuze sez
We Fake Victimhood in order to project Righteous Indignation & Intolerance.
Fux Nuze – where Angry Old White Men Chew & Spit Caustic Tobacco
We Fake Victimhood in order to project Righteous Indignation & Intolerance.
Fux Nuze – where Angry Old White Men Chew & Spit Caustic Tobacco
Kent Brockman commented on After Offending Republicans, Chris Christie Calls Rupert Murdoch For Rehab
2012-11-20 18:20:48 -0500
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Murdoch, the Economic Refugee from AuzieLand, is Interfering in American Political Institutions. For Rupert it’s “One man, one million votes”.
Kent Brockman commented on Jon Scott Asks Why Atheists Have Right To 'Squelch Holiday Fun'
2012-11-20 18:11:54 -0500
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Fux Nuze sez
We Fake Victimhood in order to project Righteous Indignation & Intolerance.
We Fake Victimhood in order to project Righteous Indignation & Intolerance.
