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commented on Worried About Terrorism On July 4th? Fox Wants You To Pre-Blame Obama 2015-07-03 12:36:33 -0400 · Flag

Demonstrating once again why the “T” is always silent when you describe Carlson as a “Worthless fTucker.”

commented on The Young Turks Destroy O'Reilly's Attempt To Blame Homeless On De Blasio 2015-07-02 12:44:27 -0400 · Flag

According to Bildo and his butt boy Jesse, the NYC homeless:
1. are universally black
2. support themselves through welfare and petty crime
3. use illegal drugs

If a college freshman journalism student turned that crappy piece in as a class project, he/she would get a failing grade.

commented on Fox’s Stacey Dash Defends Trump: ‘I’d Want A Guy Like That Running My Country’ 2015-07-01 17:06:41 -0400 · Flag

Stacey’s chest measurement exceeds her IQ.

commented on Megyn Kelly Hosts Ann Coulter To Validate Donald Trump’s ‘Bad Mexicans’ Comments 2015-07-01 14:10:45 -0400 · Flag

Blackroots Barbie on-air checklist:
1. bleached blond hair. check.
2. short skirt. check.
3. right-wing talking points to shout over liberal guests. check.
Research? Balderdash. That’s for lame stream media.

commented on Bill O'Reilly Rants Against Gay Marriage And ObamaCare Rulings: The Uber-Left 'Hell Bent On Crushing Traditional Beliefs!' 2015-07-01 08:30:54 -0400 · Flag

I am going to order a personalized t-shirt that says “Uber-left and proud of it.”

commented on Fr. Jonathan Morris Gets A Double Loogie At Gay Pride Parade?! 2015-06-29 19:16:28 -0400 · Flag

At least Father Spanky was not doused this time with a frothy mixture.

commented on Rep. Steve King: Let’s Avoid Gay Marriage By Getting Rid Of Civil Marriages 2015-06-28 19:10:06 -0400 · Flag

If mAnn Coulter and Ms. Lindsey Graham hooked up, would that be a same-sex marriage? Even in Texas? And if so, which sex are they?

Marriage is over-rated. Just ask mom-to-be Bristol Palin.

commented on Fox News Advances Limbaugh's Prediction: After Confederate Flag Comes Down, American Flag Is Next!!!! 2015-06-28 12:46:58 -0400 · Flag

First the stars and bars goes. Then the stars and stripes.

First gay marriage is legal. Then men & women start marrying their toaster ovens.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. And listen to OxyRush Limpballs weekdays on your AM hate radio station.

commented on Roger Ailes Signs New Multiyear Contract To Continue Running Fox News 2015-06-28 10:53:44 -0400 · Flag

Wrinkled Rupert and his evil spawn love $$$$. As long as Jabba the Ailes brings in the $$$$, the Murdoch cabal will let him pump out raw sewage under the guise of news reporting.

commented on Mike Huckabee Refuses To Accept Same Sex Marriage Ruling 2015-06-27 09:15:58 -0400 · Flag

Gomer the Huckster loved that Supreme Court decision that allowed wingnuts to arm themselves with AK-47s. And that decision that allowed the Kock Brothers to buy elections.

Gomer believes that sex should be between a man and a woman. Or a brother and sister in the case of the Diddling Duggars.

commented on Fox’s Martha MacCallum Fear Mongers That Same Sex Marriage Ruling Will Lead To Three People Getting Married 2015-06-26 15:21:06 -0400 · Flag

Some say that since this decision came out, Martha’s husband is looking very fondly at their toaster oven.

commented on Todd Starnes On Gay Marriage Ruling: Christians Will Be "Purged" By LGBT Activists! 2015-06-26 14:07:34 -0400 · Flag

No one really cares that Turdles is a gay Christian.

commented on Donald Trump Doubles Down About ‘Bad Mexicans’ – And Megyn Kelly Helps! 2015-06-26 09:33:48 -0400 · Flag

Wouldn’t it actually be wonderful if the GOPiggy nominee was Fuckface Von Clownstick?
We could prepare now for President Hillary Clinton’s inauguration.

commented on Fox & Friends Blame Their Ridiculous Charleston Reaction On Liberals 2015-06-26 09:30:14 -0400 · Flag

Daddy Douchebag & Co should follow the standard Fux Noise playbook: When caught in a lie, blame it on a unnamed news intern and promise to never let it happen again (at least until the next time anyway).

commented on Fox’s Baier Calls ObamaCare Ruling ‘A Bit Of A Win For Republicans’ 2015-06-25 15:29:56 -0400 · Flag

@marco. Let’s all root that Ms. Lindsey Graham, America’s favorite drag queen, is the GOPiggy Presidential nominee. Let him/her run against Hillary Clinton on a promise to repeal Obamacare. We will have a Democrat President, Senate and House in 2017.

commented on Andrea Tantaros: Hobby Lobby SCOTUS Decision Awesome, Obamacare - not so much! 2015-06-25 15:26:53 -0400 · Flag

Punch Tantaros will recommend laying a fist into those Repug turncoats Roberts and Kennedy.

The three blind mice dissenters—-Scalia, Thomas, Alito—-should be ashamed of themselves. Their political agenda dictates their decisions. They are legislating from the bench once again.

commented on Bill O’Reilly Declares Race War On ‘Anti-Fox Defamers’ 2015-06-25 09:08:18 -0400 · Flag

Is this yet another “war” that Bildo will claim that he covered as a war correspondent?

commented on Flashback: Fox's Hannity And Earhardt Took A Stand Against Integration In 2011 2015-06-24 19:18:26 -0400 · Flag

2011? The average viewer of KKKlannity’s old-time race baiting hour is on the north side of 70 and suffering from some form of dementia. These old white teabaggers don’t remember whether they had pudding or jello at lunch today.

commented on Sarah Palin And Fox News Say Buh-Bye - Again 2015-06-24 16:04:17 -0400 · Flag

The Whore of Babble-On was hired by Jabba the Ailes because she shamelessly pandered to the teabaggers and horrified the rest of us. Her shtick became boring about three months after the 2008 election.

Sister Sarah’s “new publishing project” will be announced as soon as her ghostwriter finishes it.

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