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commented on Fox Hosts Blame John McCain For Trump’s Attack On His War-Hero Status 2015-07-20 16:27:10 -0400 · Flag

Fux Noise never really liked Gramps McDepends when he ran for President in 2008. Jabba the Ailes preferred Frothy Mixture Santorum, Gomer Huckabee, Crazy Train Cain or any other tea-nut.

commented on Bill O’Reilly Promotes Donald Trump As Chattanooga Shooting Expert 2015-07-19 09:36:00 -0400 · Flag

First it’s Mexicans. Then it’s Gramps McDepends. Who will be Birther Boy’s next target for slander?

commented on Bill O’Reilly Exploits Kate Steinle’s Parents To Promote And Insert Himself Into Kate’s Law Legislation 2015-07-16 11:18:09 -0400 · Flag

The family have become tools for Bildo’s shameless self-promotion.

commented on San Francisco Officials Give Fox An FU Over O’Reilly Ambush 2015-07-16 09:22:02 -0400 · Flag

@jan hall. Bildo’s hair color is now more of a Tang Light. Maybe we should send in a question to The Factor each night: “What color hair are you wearing tonight?”

commented on Mark Levin: Iran Deal ‘Planted The Seeds Of World War III’ 2015-07-15 17:48:44 -0400 · Flag

Girly-man Mark reminds me of a Chia head. Some say that if you spray water on his bald head that you will get green sprouts in a week.

commented on Fox Heads Explode Over Iran Deal 2015-07-15 09:29:56 -0400 · Flag

Talking Toilet Brush Bolton believes in peace through nuclear annihilation.

Can’t wait for Darth Cheney to crawl out of his crypt to bless us with his fair and balanced analysis.

commented on Megyn Kelly Exploits Kathryn Steinle’s Brother To Score Points Against Obama 2015-07-14 09:16:55 -0400 · Flag

Blackroots Barbie and Jesse Butt Boy Watters. Siblings separated at birth?

commented on Fox’s Neil Cavuto Suggests Donald Trump As A Running Mate For Dr. Ben Carson 2015-07-11 17:41:38 -0400 · Flag

When we awake tomorrow, it’s possible that Kneel will have a brain, Carson will be white and Birther Boy won’t have tangerine sunset color hair.

commented on On Outnumbered: "Redskins" Is Harmless "Nickname" For Team Being Attacked By Obama! 2015-07-10 16:01:53 -0400 · Flag

The Fumbling Dublins or The Snapping Mackerels. No Irish Catholics would object would they?

commented on Bernard Goldberg Tells O’Reilly ‘I Was Embarrassed’ Watching Jesse Watters In San Francisco 2015-07-10 15:52:13 -0400 · Flag

@jan hall. Bildo dipped into Birther Boy Trump’s stash of hair gel. The color is called “tangerine sunset”.

commented on Fox News' Favorite Sheriff Calls For Armed Insurrection Over Gay Marriage? 2015-07-09 17:39:46 -0400 · Flag

Did Sheriff Black Bozo take an oath to uphold all laws, or just those which agree with his extreme right-wing ideology?

commented on Hannity Exploits Victims Of Immigrant Criminals – Gets Smacked Down By Geraldo Rivera 2015-07-09 12:37:48 -0400 · Flag

I bet you that KKKlannity today could not name any one of those three family members. To him, they are just convenient tools to defame his target de jure—-Mexicans, Muslims or African-Americans.

commented on Shepard Smith Destroys Fox’s Own Cybersecurity Expert Over NYSE Trading Suspension 2015-07-09 17:35:00 -0400 · Flag

@barbara s. I was thinking of those photos of Jabba the Ailes and Wrinkled Rupert at their NAMBLA convention holiday.

commented on Outnumbered Gals Stoke Outrage Over Seattle School Based Birth Control Program 2015-07-06 20:10:41 -0400 · Flag

And in other birth control news, Bristol Palin is pregnant with her second child out of wedlock. Isn’t sexual abstinence great?

commented on Dear Fox News: We've Got Your Mail 2015-07-06 08:48:28 -0400 · Flag

@aunty headly. It’s a bit depressing to realize that Dumb Guy Bolling actually has fans.

commented on Tucker Carlson Blames "Dishonest" Gay Marriage Advocates For Potential Polygamy Push 2015-07-05 13:20:50 -0400 · Flag

It is my fundamentalist Christian belief that fTucker (the “t” is silent) and his toaster oven should be allowed to be joined in marriage.

commented on Sean Hannity: Donald Trump Is Right! 2015-07-04 13:38:07 -0400 · Flag

Every time Birther Boy opens his bigoted pie hole, a few more votes go to the Democrats. If he slithers his way to the GOPiggy nomination, we can celebrate the inauguration of President Hillary Clinton.

commented on Kelly File Guest: Dukes Of Hazzard Canceled Because ‘White Liberals’ Hate The South 2015-07-03 20:22:47 -0400 · Flag

No more Dukes of Hazard reruns? What a cultural catastrophe.
Wrinkled Rupert should begin casting for “The New Dukes of Hazzard” on Fux.
Bildo as Uncle Jesse
KKKlannity as Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane
Kimberley Guilfoyle as Daisy Duke
Gomer Huckabee as Boss Hogg
Steve Doucebag as Luke Duke
Brain Kilmeade as Bo Duke

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