Someone call a whambulance for Toddy. He has imploded.

I hope those FEMA concentration camps are almost ready.

Todd shouldn’t worry about the LGBT threat…
He should be more concerned about the lions that we’re gonna re-implement.
If I was him I’d start getting in shape immediately.

I tell you I’m very upset.

Why y’all want to be bringing down the LGBT community by calling Toodles gay? This is supposed to be a happy day, and you go and ruin it.

Ah, Todd, never letting us forget that he is the King Of Derp.

No one really cares that Turdles is a gay Christian.

Spot on, scooter. Folks are just looking to have the same rights that are afforded to heterosexuals. If Toddles can’t see that, then I pity him and his ilk. Love, understanding and equal rights win out over discrimination, hate and fear-mongering. Between this, the Obamacare decision and some of the changes with regards to the rebel flag, it’s been a good week.

And my thoughts go out to those burying loved ones in Charleston over the next few days. I can’t even imagine the pain that comes with losing someone in such a sudden, reprehensible act of hatred.

Turd, nobody’s gonna make you come out of the closet and make you marry your boyfriend. Nobody gives a shit about how Christian you are. We’re just going to prevent you from forcing your narrow view of life and morality on the rest of us. Get it? I didn’t think so. You never will.