Fr. Jonathan Morris Gets A Double Loogie At Gay Pride Parade?!

In addition to being subjected to the slings and arrows of outrageous liberalism, official Fox priest Fr. Jonathan Morris now has to put up with gay body fluids. Has the sweet, little Fox priest handed his Fox paymasters another example of Christian victimization at the hands of the nefarious gay agenda?

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The obvious question is what was Fr. Morris doing at the NY City Pride parade which would be, per his church, an occasion of sin. Maybe he was saving souls?

And BTW, Fr. Morris' truthiness, when it comes to personal anecdotes, is somewhat questionable.

*Update: Fr. Morris' tale of torture is speeding across the right wing grievance world. After Todd Starnes posted his article, the extraordinarily homophobic Catholic League President and general bully Bill Donohue said that if anybody spits on him, he'll "floor them." Bizpac Review whined that it's just not gays, but liberals who are intolerant. The Blaze, who got from the Weasel Zippers, has it.

Oh, my, unto this day another persecuted Christian was born!!!! And isn't is special that Fox's very special priest, after the amazing show of Christian forgiveness in Charleston, is sowing such lovely hate.

Update - As of 6:56PM, 10 articles. Oh, my, if Fr. Morris was craving some free publicity, he certainly is getting it.

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commented 2015-07-01 13:24:22 -0400 · Flag

Of course they spit on him. Does Fr. Morris prefer that they “sock it in dry?”
He just happened to be mingling in and around a gay pride parade…sure.

commented 2015-06-30 22:25:01 -0400 · Flag

That Bill Donohue is such a manly man.

commented 2015-06-30 15:48:43 -0400 · Flag

Pictures, or it didn’t happen.

Remember when the Congressional Black Caucus claimed they were spit upon and called names? The GOP refused to believe it unless there was documentation.

I’d settle for just one person who can confirm Father Morris’ account. However, I suspect it’s total bullshit.

commented 2015-06-30 13:45:02 -0400 · Flag

You could be right, Lakeview. We can’t see no logic for gay people to spit on anyone after the Supreme Court ruling allowing gay marriages nationwide.

Not too long ago, Morris, also known as Matthew 24:23-27, was spotted at the Mushroom festival http://www.newshounds.us/20130823_fr_jonathan_morris_spotted_at_telluride_mushroom_festival

The Catholic church is overrun by these cafeteria Catholics, also known as false teachers. Most of them reside at this Workplace Bully Network.

NOTE TO MASSES

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commented 2015-06-30 02:51:01 -0400 · Flag

“The obvious question is what was Fr. Morris doing at the NY City Pride parade which would be, per his church, an occasion of sin. Maybe he was saving souls?”

Well, it’s my understanding* that the good Father was on his knees quite a bit ~~sucking~~ seeking guidance (as to which hottie he should approach under the guise of some “role play”).

*Hey. If making up crap is good enough for FoxNoise, it’s good enough for me.

commented 2015-06-29 21:49:27 -0400 · Flag

hey, it’s like rev al going to a KKK parade lol !!! as some of my grand kids might say: what you expect about it … in a minute,

commented 2015-06-29 19:46:18 -0400 · Flag

IF he was spat upon, odds are it was not by Pride peeps, but objectors who saw the priestly garb and thought Father Jon was one of those gay-lovin so and so’s. Typical sorta over the top Pride peep behavior usually involves uninvited kissing.

So do not worry, Padre, they were mostly likely two of your own.

commented 2015-06-29 19:16:28 -0400 · Flag

At least Father Spanky was not doused this time with a frothy mixture.