truman commented on DNC Night 4 - Open Thread
2016-07-29 10:51:03 -0400
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When the post-convention polls start tracking in, Hillary should get the bounce she wanted and needs.
The first debate will allow undecided voters the opportunity to compare Hillary and Long Dong Donald face-to-face. The policy wonk vs. the short-fingered twit. If that doesn’t seal the deal for Hillary, I booking a seat on Justice Ginsburg’s flight to New Zealand.
The first debate will allow undecided voters the opportunity to compare Hillary and Long Dong Donald face-to-face. The policy wonk vs. the short-fingered twit. If that doesn’t seal the deal for Hillary, I booking a seat on Justice Ginsburg’s flight to New Zealand.
truman commented on Bill O’Reilly Goes Off The Deep End Defending His ‘Well-Fed Slaves’ Remark: Liberals Want Me Dead!
2016-07-28 15:46:00 -0400
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I don’t want to see Bildo dead. But having him struck permanently mute would be a Godsend to my ears.
truman commented on DNC Night 3 - Open Thread
2016-07-27 22:43:52 -0400
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Biden, Kaine, Obama. Good lineup but how can they compete with the likes of Chachi®, professional underwear model Antonio® and Sheriff Bozo Clarke®?
truman commented on Bill O’Reilly Responds To Michelle Obama’s DNC Speech: Slaves Who Built White House Were ‘Well-Fed And Had Decent Lodgings’
2016-07-27 09:59:17 -0400
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Bildo is writing a new script for “Roots” to be shown on Fux Noise. Kunta Kinte and the other slaves will be living in high-rise condos on the plantation, wearing designer jeans to pick cotton, and drinking lots of m-f-ing iced tea while sunning themselves in the fields.
truman commented on Megyn Kelly Uses Guest To Go After Cory Booker And Pre-Race Bait Mothers Of The Movement DNC Speakers
2016-07-26 21:24:41 -0400
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When Sheriff Bozo Clarke looks into the mirror, he sees the reflection of uber-white Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
truman commented on Michael Clemente, Another High-Level Fox News Executive, Has Been Let Go
2016-07-26 09:00:41 -0400
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Wrinkled Rupert & Sons are cleaning the stench of Jabba the Ailes from Fux Noise Headquarters.
Note to Goofy Doocy: Update your resume and retain a lawyer.
Note to Goofy Doocy: Update your resume and retain a lawyer.
truman commented on Donald Trump Suggests Roger Ailes Is The Victim Of Ungrateful Women, Won’t Say If Ailes Has Been An Advisor
2016-07-25 11:07:54 -0400
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Despite a dystopian convention, Long Dong Donald is up 5 points in the latest CNN poll. WTF? Are we losing are minds? This should be Hillary landslide along the lines of LBJ-Goldwater in 1964. Does Justice Ginsburg have any extra seats on that airplane to New Zealand?
Debi Wasserman Schultz’s email fiasco is another bump in the road for Hillary to overcome. Emails have not been kind to Hillary.
Assuming no more surprises, Hillary should, and hopefully will, get a nice bounce coming out of her convention.
Debi Wasserman Schultz’s email fiasco is another bump in the road for Hillary to overcome. Emails have not been kind to Hillary.
Assuming no more surprises, Hillary should, and hopefully will, get a nice bounce coming out of her convention.
truman commented on On Fox & Friends: Phil Robertson Jokes About Men Marrying 15 Year Old Girls - Friends Laugh Uproariously!
2016-07-24 10:00:34 -0400
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Uncle Phil and Chachi are part of Long Dong Donald’s brain trust.
truman commented on The Big Questions About Fox News Without Ailes Will Come Up In November
2016-07-23 10:52:12 -0400
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Wrinkled Rupert liked two things about Jabba the Ailes: the right-wing crap that Fux Noise spewed out under the guise of news reporting, and the big profits it generated for Nooz Corpse. There may be some revision to the narrative, but the core principles will remain.
Rupert’s spawn despised Jabba and won’t allow any successor to wield the power he did. The new Jabba will labor under the heavy thumb of the Murdoch boys.
I will bet that both Kimberly and Harris witnessed first-hand Jabba’s sexual predations. They lied to protect their jobs, and now they will pay the price.
Rupert’s spawn despised Jabba and won’t allow any successor to wield the power he did. The new Jabba will labor under the heavy thumb of the Murdoch boys.
I will bet that both Kimberly and Harris witnessed first-hand Jabba’s sexual predations. They lied to protect their jobs, and now they will pay the price.
truman commented on Sean Hannity Loses It Trying To Hit Back At Jon Stewart And Erik Wemple
2016-07-23 09:40:58 -0400
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Will little Lumpy pull his head out of Long Dong Donald’s ass before November? No. That’s his favorite position.
truman commented on You Must Watch Jon Stewart Destroy Sean Hannity Over His Support For Donald Trump
2016-07-22 14:09:41 -0400
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Wow! I really miss this guy.
Loved the line about 9/11 Ghouliani on a speedball and a Red Bull enema.
If only a real news networks (not that one formerly run by Jabba the Ailes) would hire him on as a commentator during this election cycle.
Loved the line about 9/11 Ghouliani on a speedball and a Red Bull enema.
If only a real news networks (not that one formerly run by Jabba the Ailes) would hire him on as a commentator during this election cycle.
truman commented on Fox News Panel Not Exactly Wowed By Trump’s Convention Speech
2016-07-22 09:39:32 -0400
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Long Dong Donald angrily shouted out his all-too-lengthy diatribe. Message: The USA is going to hell and only Long Dong can save us. How? He will tell us after the election. Just trust him.
9/11 Ghouliani is a toot. Long Dong could have played with his tiny member for an hour and Ghouliani would have raved that it was the best speech since Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.
9/11 Ghouliani is a toot. Long Dong could have played with his tiny member for an hour and Ghouliani would have raved that it was the best speech since Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.
truman commented on BREAKING: Roger Ailes Out At Fox News, Rupert Murdoch To Step In
2016-07-21 21:21:45 -0400
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We may never know all the details of Jabba’s severance agreement with Fux. But you can bet that it includes 1) Big $ , 2) Fux’s agreement to defend Jabba against the sexual harassment lawsuits that will follow, 3) a show title like “special advisor to the Chairman.”
truman commented on Newt Gingrich Concocts A Whopper Of A Conspiracy Theory To Defend Melania Trump’s Plagiarism
2016-07-21 13:35:32 -0400
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Poor Pig Newton. Could have been a contender….at least for Long Dong Donald’s VP. Now he plays kissy face with KKKlannity.
truman commented on Dennis Kucinich Praises Melania Trump’s ‘Very Moving’ Plagiarized Speech… On Fox
2016-07-20 14:28:07 -0400
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Melania lied when she said she wrote the speech.
The Trumpsters have found a fall girl (a low-level staffer) to take the blame for stealing from Michelle Obama. She apologized to the Trumpsters but not to Mrs. Obama. That’s like a thief apologizing to her fence but not to her victim.
It doesn’t matter anyhow, because whatever it is, it’s Hillary’s fault.
The Trumpsters have found a fall girl (a low-level staffer) to take the blame for stealing from Michelle Obama. She apologized to the Trumpsters but not to Mrs. Obama. That’s like a thief apologizing to her fence but not to her victim.
It doesn’t matter anyhow, because whatever it is, it’s Hillary’s fault.
truman commented on Murdoch's NY Post Says 'End Is Near For Roger Ailes'
2016-07-20 09:43:16 -0400
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Jabba knows that Wrinkled Rupert’s spawn despise his fat gut. His lifelong penchant for sexual harassment finally caught up with him.
Jabba’s lawyers, including personal crony Peter Johnson Jr (aka Penis 3), are trying to cut the best exit deal for him. Big severance $ ($40 M or so), indemnification from Fux for his past sexual misdeeds, some bogus title to salve his ego (special consultant to the chairman) and a jointly written puff statement praising him.
Jabba’s lawyers, including personal crony Peter Johnson Jr (aka Penis 3), are trying to cut the best exit deal for him. Big severance $ ($40 M or so), indemnification from Fux for his past sexual misdeeds, some bogus title to salve his ego (special consultant to the chairman) and a jointly written puff statement praising him.
truman commented on Fox’s Varney Complains ‘It’s A Disgrace’ For Media To Cover Melania Trump’s Plagiarism
2016-07-19 20:16:41 -0400
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With Jabba the Ailes out the door, Shitstain Varnish needs to polish up his resume. Toadies who exist only to parrot the party line will soon be a surplus commodity at Fux Noise.
truman commented on BREAKING: Roger Ailes Out At Fox News
2016-07-19 20:10:11 -0400
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Jabba the Ailes knows his fat ass is cooked. Gretchen and Megyn are the tip of the iceberg. Other women are lining up. This is Cosby Part II.
Jabba will exit with 1) a large severance package ($40M would be a nice going away gift), 2) written promise from Wrinkled Rupert to pay for any court judgment against Jabba for sexual harassment; and 3) a jointly written exit statement praising Jabba for his work at Fux Noise.
Jabba will exit with 1) a large severance package ($40M would be a nice going away gift), 2) written promise from Wrinkled Rupert to pay for any court judgment against Jabba for sexual harassment; and 3) a jointly written exit statement praising Jabba for his work at Fux Noise.
truman commented on Megyn Kelly Reportedly Told Investigators Ailes Sexually Harassed Her
2016-07-19 16:55:08 -0400
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Now that Jabba the Ailes is on his way out, will Dimberly Tinfoil suddenly recall that time when he put his hand up her leg during her job interview?
truman commented on Report: Roger Ailes Will Soon Be Removed From Fox News
2016-07-18 17:30:34 -0400
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Wrinkled Rupert will sugarcoat this mess. Pay off Jabba the Ailes’ bloated contract (everything about this guy is bloated…..salary, waistline, ego). Give Jabba some title like special assistant to Wrinkled Rupert. After Jabba’s bloated presence is no longer felt at Fux Noise, how many presently-cowed employees will speak out against him?
