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commented on Sean Hannity Suddenly Loves Ted Cruz - Now That He Has Endorsed Trump 2016-09-24 19:20:18 -0400 · Flag

Carnival Cruz would turn tricks at a gay bar in Chelsea if he thought it would get him re-elected to the Senate.

commented on Fox Guest Reacts To African American Concerns About Police Brutality: I Wish A Cop Was Here To ‘Blow My Brains Out’ 2016-09-24 10:24:38 -0400 · Flag

Be careful what you wish for Kevin. There’s a trigger-happy cop just around the corner.

commented on Watch Samantha Bee Eviscerate Roger Ailes And Explain How Donald Trump Is His ‘Dark Harbor’ 2016-09-20 21:25:04 -0400 · Flag

You can bet that Jabba is also coaching Little Chrissie Wallace about his moderator role in the third debate. Expect endless questions to Hillary about her health, her emails and the Clinton Foundation. Long Dong Donald will get a series of questions all along the lines of “How do you plan to make America as great as you are?” Long Dong will spew out lies without challenge. When Hillary attempts to speak, Little Chrissie will interrupt with a curt “We have to move on Madam Secretary.” On any and all topics, Long Dong will get the last word.

commented on Fox & Friends Exploits NY And NJ Terrorism To Promote Donald Trump 2016-09-19 18:17:27 -0400 · Flag

Drumpf needs to get by the second debate without stepping all over his schlong. If he does, Little Chrissie Wallace and Drumpf will tag-team Hillary for the entire evening.

commented on Outrageous Fox Quote Of The Week Poll - 9/11-17/16 2016-09-19 15:56:50 -0400 · Flag

Bildo. All four African-Americans he knows have voter IDs. So what’s the problem? Them people just need to stop protesting at football games and get a voter ID.

commented on Mike Huckabee Excuses Trump’s Birtherism: ‘At That Time’ He ‘Was Not A Politician’ 2016-09-17 12:59:03 -0400 · Flag

Now that his Presidential campaign blew up before it started, Gomer the Huckster wants to renew his old Fux Noise weekend hatefest. Unfortunately for Gomer, he is a Jabba the Ailes’ BFF. The Murdoch boys are not interested in hiring him back on a regular basis.

commented on Watch Brit Hume Mainstream A Hillary Clinton Conspiracy Theory – And Blame Her For It 2016-09-16 20:23:02 -0400 · Flag

Shit Fumes and Howie the Schmuck give you the old Fux Noise three step:
1. Some say….
2. It may be true and then again it might not be.
3. Either way, it’s Hillary’s fault.

commented on Hannity Trots Out Two Discredited Authors To Help Swiftboat Hillary Clinton’s Health 2016-09-15 16:51:40 -0400 · Flag

A right-wing co-worker of mine gave me a copy of Byrne’s crapfest book. Byrne was a uniformed guard for the Secret Service who patrolled the White House grounds, not one of the plainclothes agents who personally guard the President and family.
Byrne’s crapfest spews out dozens of unfounded and unsubstantiated smears of Hillary. Not a footnote in the entire mess. His lack of personal knowledge about Hillary is only exceeded by his complete lack of knowledge about her medical condition. None of that matters a hoot to Lumpy KKKlannity.

commented on Roger Ailes’ Alleged Cover-Up Guy Signs Long-Term Deal To Co-Head Fox News 2016-09-15 15:59:15 -0400 · Flag

Wrinkled Rupert loved two things that Jabba the Ailes brought to Fux Noise: a right-wing, partisan ideology posing as news, and large profits. Jabba’s sexual predations and his misuse of corporate money to wage personal vendettas were not Rupert’s concern. In fact, If neither had become public, Jabba would still be in charge.

Shine was retained because he can continue the right-wing partisanship and large profits. Abernethy is there to keep an eye on Shine to ensure he doesn’t go all-Jabba.

commented on Hannity Repeatedly Tried To Get Donald Trump To Smear Hillary Clinton About Her Health 2016-09-14 23:34:56 -0400 · Flag

One thing that T-Rump has that Hillary doesn’t is a YUUGE prostate.

commented on Bill O’Reilly ‘Knows’ Minority Voters Not Disenfranchised In Ohio Because ‘Every African American I Know Has An I.D.’ 2016-09-14 18:52:58 -0400 · Flag

Every African-American that Bildo knows? His chauffeur, his housekeeper, the guy who waxes his car, the waiter at Sylvia’s Harlem restaurant. That’s about it.

commented on Megyn Kelly Helps Ivanka Trump Reach Out To Women With Her Child Care Policy 2016-09-14 15:11:43 -0400 · Flag

The T-Rumps’ plan for expanded child care is to hire a night nurse to supplement the day nanny.

commented on O’Reilly Wants You To Think He Never Stuck Up For Ailes Re Sexual Harassment Charges 2016-09-14 15:08:21 -0400 · Flag

I am trying to get the picture a ménage a trois with Andrea Tarantula, Bildo and Jabba the Ailes out of my head. Yikes! I may go blind!

commented on Two Non-Trumpkins, Dana Perino And Chris Stirewalt, To Host New Fox News Show 2016-09-14 15:03:16 -0400 · Flag

A TV test pattern would be an improvement over Howie the Schmuck’s dreadful Media Buzz.

commented on Outrageous Fox Quote Of The Week Poll - 9/4-9/10 2016-09-12 18:30:43 -0400 · Flag

I was thinking about Dense Pence, but Jeesus told me to vote for the Preacher Man.

commented on Dr. Keith Ablow's Appreciation For Trump's Penis Boast Wins Our Outrageous Quote Poll 2016-09-12 14:37:05 -0400 · Flag

Hillary has pneumonia and Long Dong Donald has….a long dong. The Clinton campaign better get going, or we will all have to endure the living nightmare of a President Trump.

commented on Fox News Pounces To Exploit Hillary Clinton’s Pneumonia 2016-09-12 10:03:00 -0400 · Flag

Add “Hillary’s health” to the hit list that little Chrissie Wallace will use exclusively during Presidential debate. Emails, Clinton Foundation and Benghazi being the others.

commented on Fox’s Pastor Jeffress Attacks ‘Namby-Pamby, Panty-Waisted’ Christians Not Voting For Trump ‘Out Of Moral Principle’ 2016-09-10 12:56:32 -0400 · Flag

The evil spirit of Elmer Gantry lives on in these phony TV preachers like Jeffress, Hagee, Robertson and Bakker. Eventually, they get caught screwing their secretary on their desk or with their dong stuck in a glory hole in a men’s public restroom.

commented on Greta Van Susteren’s Non-Apology ‘Regret’ About Fox Sexual Harassment And Misconduct 2016-09-10 10:50:14 -0400 · Flag

Van Suckup sided with Jabba the Ailes against Gretchen. No doubt promised a nice pay raise when Jabba won. Jabba lost and Van Suckup is out of a job. She now blames Jabba’s supervisors (read that as wrinkled Rupert & Sons).

What sort of lawsuit will Van Suckup now bring to get her million-dollar settlement?

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