By the usual Fux Noise standards, these were almost sane. Almost.
Went with Sheriff Bozo. If the Founding Fathers were still in control, Sheriff Bozo would be a slave working in the Mississippi delta cotton fields.

A win over looney-tunes Louie Louie Gohmert is a quality win.

@doors17. I was thinking the same thing about OxyRush Limpball’s unfulfilled threat to leave the USA. I would be willing to buy a one-way ticket for him and Robin. Champagne wishes and caviar dreams…..and blow it out your bum Robin.

Benghazi = catnip for Teabillies.

Chris Wallace gave Orange Donald the right answer. And that arrogant prick refused to say it.

Rigged election, nasty woman and hombre.
With that, Orange Donald shot his own balls off, politically speaking of course.

If you are a fan of old classic movies, you know that the late Sydney Greenstreet (Maltese Falcon, Casablanca) would have been perfect for Jabba the Ailes.

Little Chrissie will give the Orange Doughboy carte blanche to lie, ramble on endlessly and frequently interrupt Hillary. Timekeeper? Bullshit. Keep a stopwatch handy. Counting interruptions, Orange Doughboy will get at least 15-20 minutes more airtime than Hillary.

Little Chrissie’s questions to Hillary will be focused almost exclusively on emails, Clinton Foundation, Bill Clinton’s relations with women and the golden oldie Benghazi. A partisan hack job reminiscent of the job Little Chrissie did on Bill Clinton.

At the debate’s end, Democrats will howl with indignation and GOPiggies will rejoice in the Fux Noise version of fair and balanced. Long term, the Presidential debate commission will not again have the discretion to choose any moderator without approval of the candidates.

With Saint Ronnie Raygun, we had to wait for his second term before observing obvious signs of Alzheimer’s. With Orange Doughboy, we will see full-blown dementia on Inauguration Day.

I hope I am wrong, but I think Little Chrissie Wallace will do a partisan hack job on Hillary tonight. Endless questions on emails, Clinton Foundation and that golden oldie Benghazi. Chrissie will allow the Orange Doughboy to drone on endlessly and to frequently interrupt Hillary’s answers. Fair & Balanced Fux Noise style.

Fux’s furious fluffing of the Trumps will finish in little more than a fortnight.

Close call between Louie Louie or Ranting Steve King. Do the GOPiggies have an IQ test for their Congressional candidates?

Few know that Sheriff Bozo Clarke is the love child of Foxy Brown and Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.

These holy rollers would vote for the Marquis De Sade over Hillary if the Marquis claimed to be pro-life.

Have you noticed that Birther Lou’s dyed hair is the same color as Bildo O’Reilly and Orange Doughboy Trump? A muted Tangerine Sunset. Coincidence? I think not.

It’s difficult to even imagine how dumb a Texas teabilly would have to be to actually vote for Louie Louie.

The Orange Doughboy needs an intervention followed by some serious psychotherapeutic drugs.

President Obama could fire up the Democrat base by tossing war criminal Little Dick Cheney in jail.

Chachi. He knows Presidential timber when he sees it.

Abe Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago…..
JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you…
DJTrump: Grab them by the pussy….

I’m looking for the chapter/verse in the Bible where Jeesus said to his disciples: “Go forth and grab them by the pussy.” Maybe Pastor Jeffress can help.

More sniffling? How many lines did Orange Doughboy do?