truman commented on Todd Starnes Wants To Invade Mexico!
2014-06-01 09:53:33 -0400
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Turdles should lead the invasion. Some say that he often goes commando around the Fux Noise studios.
truman commented on Dr. Ben Carson's Disturbing Comment About The VA Scandal Wins Our Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll
2014-06-01 09:47:29 -0400
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Bonehead Ben is this year’s Crazy Train Cain. And his political career will last just about as long as Cain did.
truman commented on Fox News Ratings Take A Big Dive
2014-05-31 09:12:26 -0400
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Bildo’s Barcalounger Brigade will soon be known as the Bedpan Brigade.
truman commented on Phil Robertson: I’m A Republican Because ‘They’re Not Endorsing Perversion’
2014-05-30 18:19:00 -0400
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Uncle Phil is the most odious creature to crawl out of the swamp since “The Creature from the Black Lagoon.”
truman commented on Palin: Obama Doesn’t Understand The Mission Of The Military
2014-05-30 09:18:32 -0400
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On Fux Noise and in the Fux Nation, the Whore of Babble-On Sarah is a renaissance woman. An expert on everything and anything as long as her ghost-writers are working.
truman commented on O’Reilly’s Threat To Mexico Revealed!
2014-05-29 22:04:22 -0400
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The Tijuana Business Review is reporting that tourism is down a gazillion pesos because of cancellations by Bildo’s Barcalounger Brigade.
truman commented on Todd Starnes Lies About Google Doodles
2014-05-29 13:07:51 -0400
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I bet that Turdles assumes a wide stance when he is in a public restroom stall.
truman commented on Hannity Panel Praises The 'Common Sense' Of Cab Drivers Not Picking Up Black People
2014-05-29 10:04:41 -0400
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On his next racism panel, KKKlannity will invite Cliven “Let me tell you about the Negro” Bundy, Vigilante George Zimmerman and Donald Stirling.
truman commented on O’Reilly Throws Stones At Hornaday’s Elliot Rodger Column From His Beyoncé-Obsessed Glass House
2014-05-28 10:14:22 -0400
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Bildo’s lips say he is not sexually obsessed with Beyoncé, but his calloused right hand tells a far different story.
truman commented on Bill O’Reilly Blackmails Mexico Over Jailed American
2014-05-28 10:13:11 -0400
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The real media is reporting that Tahmooressi will be released on bail today and allowed to permanently leave Mexico. It’s an absolute certainty that Bildo will bray tonight about how this was all his doing.
truman commented on Ben Carson Accuses Obama Administration Of Deliberately Depressing The Economy – To Keep People On Social Programs
2014-05-27 09:19:41 -0400
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Some say that when Bonehead Ben spews out his crackpot conspiracy theories that he is actually channeling Glenn Becktard.
truman commented on Fox Guest Diagnoses UCSB Shooter’s ‘Homosexual Impulses’
2014-05-27 09:14:42 -0400
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“Dr” Robi and “Dr” Keith Allblow must have earned their “doctorate” from the same crackpot correspondence course.
truman commented on D’Souza Pleads Guilty: Megyn Kelly All But Acquits Him Anyway
2014-05-26 19:54:35 -0400
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If producing an atrociously false documentary was a capital offense, Dinesh would soon be getting personally acquainted with Old Sparky.
truman commented on Likening ObamaCare To Communist Russia Wins Our Outrageous Quote Poll
2014-05-26 10:31:21 -0400
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In the Fux Nation, Communist Russia—-led by meglomaniac dictator Stalin—- is bad. But today’s Russia——led by a megalomaniac dictator Putin—-is good. If Stalin had only gone shirtless more often, who knows?
truman commented on Fox News Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll 5/18/14 – 5/24/14
2014-05-26 09:20:47 -0400
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Take your pick from Bildo’s platter of outrageous quotes. I voted for his ridiculous “bold and fresh” assessment of Big Gulp Rubio’s ignorance.
truman commented on Dr. Ben Carson Calls VA Scandal ‘A Gift From God’
2014-05-25 10:10:45 -0400
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God told me that Ben is a moron.
truman commented on Bill O'Reilly Dismisses 'Passive-Aggressive' Accusation That He's A Racist
2014-05-24 09:10:44 -0400
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First of all, it never happened. Fux Noise employees are trained to run to the other side of the street when approached by a dark-skinned person.
Second, where is Bildo coming up with this psycho-babble on passive-aggressive personality disorder? That’s Dr" Keith Allblow’s turf.
Second, where is Bildo coming up with this psycho-babble on passive-aggressive personality disorder? That’s Dr" Keith Allblow’s turf.
truman commented on Fox's Jarrett Released From Dependency Treatment Just Before Intoxication Arrest
2014-05-23 17:49:16 -0400
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Jarrett’s personal failing is Obama’s fault. I am waiting for Fux Noise to fill in the details.
