Truman, I used to work with this old black guy named Otis Page. He was from Louisiana and he was our break room story teller at the plant I worked at. Otis was funny as hell, a black round faced Buddha dispensing funny stories.

Any way one time Otis’s daughter was broken down by the side of the road and couldn’t get her car started. She called Otis and for a wrecker. The wrecker driver showed up before Otis, whipped out a pair of channel lock pliers, tightened the battery post and said, “That’ll be $35.”.
Otis showed up and said" Hell no! I’m not payin’ $35 for you to tighten a battery post! ".

The wrecker driver said" Oh yeah? " and he reached into the daughter’s car and pulled the keys out of the ignition switch.
Otis said “Give me those keys back!”. But the wrecker driver put them in his pocket.

Otis admitted to us that he didn’t know what to do at this point. So he grabbed the wrecker driver from behind in a bear hug. Then he really didn’t know what to do. He told the wrecker driver again" Give me those keys!". Nothing.

So there they were at an impasse. Otis had’nt been in a fight for years. Otis looked at the wrecker driver’s ear, opened his mouth and clamped down.

The wrecker driver started screaming and hollering “Let me go! I’ll give em back!!” He reached in his pocket and slipped them to Otis. Otis still had him in a bear hug. He said “Please let me go mister.” And Otis placed him in the cab of the wrecker. The wrecker driver’s ear was dangling from the side of his head,the wrecker driver staring straight ahead. The wrecker got out of there.

Amazingly, when the police showed up, they sided with Otis. Texas law prevailed in Otis’s favor somehow.

Otis was a lot of fun.

When the Orangeman, John Boehner, was tempting the President with cigarettes, that was hilarious.

Serious or seriously constipated??!

Some fig newtons would probably work wonders for the Donald.

The Faux Basement Bunker Bar and Grill.
No girls allowed. No coloreds. No Iri….,

Boy that was close.

YOU’RE FIRED!!!

If Cruz and Kasich don’t pick up on this, then they are even bigger idiots.

Boy! Talk about you’re deal breakers. This revelation, while perhaps not eyebrow raising for the knuckle dragger crowd ( I know they have just the one), to the rest of us it is scary. Don’t put Barry Goldwater in charge of the button.

Bobby Knight seems like the perfect guy to sell the Donald. One can’t control his temper and the other can’t control his mouth.

Boy back in Florida 2000, these same assholes didn’t give a damn about fairness or veracity or democracy. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, they squeal like the stuck pigs they are.

Trump should be jazzed that he did so well last night, but now he’s gotta go west of the Mississippi where he doesn’t do well. Cruz and Kasich still might be able to make their case in Cleveland.
I’m still thinkin’ popcorn is gonna be a bestseller in Cleveland.

So Donald Trump is bent over. And the question is whether or not Megyn Kelly will pucker up.

Standards are a constant value that societies and organizations use to build a reliable structure on which they can depend. So when you throw out standards it frees up an organization. It liberalizes that organization.

Faux is a liberal network.

I’ve wondered what killed Prince. Was it a drug overdose, AIDS or just the flu? Irregardless, he died too young. Billo, the bag O’Bile went off on a tagent about drugs. This ass backwards country has it wrong about drug abuse. Exactly the same way it is backwards on health care. Most of the world in 1812 outlawed slavery. Not this country. It took 50 years and a goddamned bloody civil war to amend that.

BOR has it wrong about drug abuse too. We should be like Holland, but we have too many Neanderthals to even attempt it.

I only see Rubio as his viable alternative. Cruz and Kasich are out, the rebels. They are gonna be looking to heal rifts in the Republican Civil War. The only place Lincoln is present now is the penny and the five dollar bill. The republicans are gonna have to resolve this without Abe.

Buy more popcorn.

Now to be fair, Evel Kneivel vowed to jump his motorcycle across the Grand Canyon. After many years of legal wrangling and consultations with folks who knew better, Evel attempted to jump the Snake River.

Maybe that’s what’s going on with Sean. That those darn pesky liberal rules and regulations prevent him from doing what he would otherwise do in a heartbeat.

Sean may have to settle for Snake River.

I hereby volunteer to piss in Sean Hannitys face, in lieu of waterboarding.

Ya know, the more I think about it, the more I think that Harriet Tubman is a rotten choice to be the facade of capitalism. I wonder what the ghost of someone who championed an ethereal thing like freedom would think about being the representative of the brick and mortar almighty dollar.

Hot sauce is also a southern thing. Collard greens are pretty dull without hot sauce. I’m not sayin Hillary is a southerner, who knows what she is nowadays besides a politician? But attacking somebody for carrying hot sauce?

Hey, Donald Trump carries a toupee on his head and this morning it durn near blew off his head on the Today Show! …shoulda done the interview on top of the Empire State Building.

If Sean ever agrees to what he pledged in 2009, I have a request.

That Sean be dressed up as the Joker with makeup and all, while being interrogated by Steven Colbert, dressed up as Batman asking, " You make it up as you go along! Doncha punk??!!! ".

On another liberal website that almost sounds like “duh”, the Bernie enthusiasts are almost militant sometimes. Makes me wonder how many of them might be republican trolls.

It’s Sean’s job to make a mountain out of a molehill. And visa versa.

Making a molehill out of Trump’s steady stream of bile aimed at anybody with pigment darker than copy paper is gonna take some doing. Looks like OT for slanthead.

Thank you mj. I was trying to think of the correct fulcrum on which this should turn.

Physicists describe a bubble within a bubble sometimes. It applies here.

Parker Center was supposed to be based on the FBI model of the 20s &30s. Displace a corrupt system with a dedicated top man who is beyond reproach. I think it did work for a long time but corruption took new channels.

From what I’ve heard about everyday people describing the LAPD is that it is more like an occupying army than a local police force.