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commented on Jesse Watters Tag Teams With Andrea Tantaros For A Stream Of Anti-Clinton Smarm And Smears 2016-04-12 10:32:37 -0400 · Flag

I am sure that there is vetting of their lib target dummy. God forbid that they should get an informed one who won’t stand to be batted around like a cat’s toy. If they ever do, there’s always the delete button.

commented on O’Reilly Wonders How Trump Can Get African Americans Back To Work When So Many Are ‘Ill-educated And Have Tattoos On Their Foreheads’ 2016-04-12 06:45:37 -0400 · Flag

Well, at least they didn’t say “the coloreds” or call the President uppity.

Just as the Catholic Church is struggling to move from the thirteenth century to the more modern seventeenth century,these boneheads are going from the 1950s to the 1970s.

“A round of Geritol to the Irishman and the comb over at the other end, bartender!”.

commented on On Fox News, You're Not Man Enough To Be President If You're Not Willing To Torture 2016-04-11 18:55:03 -0400 · Flag

Come on now. Y’all know talk of waterboarding makes Sean nervous and shifty eyed.

commented on Does Donald Trump Have Some Secret Dirt On Fox News? 2016-04-11 16:01:57 -0400 · Flag

Cruz fires at Trump, Trump fires at Cruz. Trump fires at Faux, Ailes fires at Trump.

Hmmmm…, Cruz and Faux need to start firing at each other to make this firing squad more circular.

Somebody pop the popcorn!

commented on Chris Wallace Didn’t Want To Hear Obama Criticize GOP Candidates 2016-04-10 06:29:58 -0400 · Flag

mj that’s cause Wallace is channeling his inner Ebenezer Scrooge. Except this time Scrooge is hiding under his bed covers. That way, there is no ghost of Christmas past, no ghost of Christmas present or no ghost of Christmas yet to come.

It’s a lot more complicated than their usual game plan of see no evil, hear no evil or speak no evil.

commented on Bill O’Reilly Whitesplains To Tavis Smiley That Donald Trump Is Not A Racist 2016-04-09 02:17:32 -0400 · Flag

Of course Bill would say that. Cuz if he didn’t Donald Trump would beat Bill’s dumb Irish ass with the biggest shillelagh stick you ever saw.

commented on Fox’s Allen West Likens Donald Trump’s Campaign Restructuring To D-Day 2016-04-08 11:41:41 -0400 · Flag

He’s exactly right!! And we need to send them guns to fight that battle. Make sure that everyone has a gun.

commented on Megyn Kelly Sounds Fed Up With Cable News 2016-04-07 01:09:40 -0400 · Flag

Remember liberals, as much as it would feel good to rub conservative noses into a pile of shit, it is better to round up the disoriented strays and bring them into our herd. Republicans are good at nasty and we are good at forgiveness.

commented on Fox's Go-To Tea Party Gal Scottie Nell Hughes Saddened By "Full Blown Nutjob" SNL Caricature 2016-04-05 23:54:01 -0400 · Flag

In the header it’s hard to tell reality from parody in that picture. The one on the left is SNL, yes?

Back in the old days SNL really was parody.

Richard Nixon (Dan Akroyd) to SOS Henry Kissinger (John Belushi), “Get on your knees and pray Jew Boy!”.

commented on Fox News Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll - 3/27-4/2/16 2016-04-04 23:30:55 -0400 · Flag

I hope Donald Trump is the bigoted barnacle that brings down the Faux ship. Along with Ailes. It’ll be fun watching Sean (voted for) clutch the anchor for safety as the ship sinks below the waves.

The Donald might just blow the gasket on this whore of a network.

commented on Donald Trump Whines Van Susteren Didn’t Introduce Him As ‘The Frontrunner’ 2016-04-05 19:11:21 -0400 · Flag

*It always surprised me that Greta Van Sustern decided to make Faux her employer.

And now she has been leashed.

commented on Megyn Kelly Jabs At Bill O’Reilly For Not Defending Her To Donald Trump 2016-04-03 13:03:45 -0400 · Flag

Since Faux has constructed for itself this medieval and incestous network, hurt feelings count for a lot. But they will defer to the Prince over the Princess. On this matter, Megyn walks away with hurt feelings, but there will come a day Bill,….

…..and with Bill, it will be minutes, not days.

commented on The Young Turks Smack Down Fox’s Ridiculous Justification For Donald Trump’s Abortion Comment 2016-04-03 01:16:20 -0400 · Flag

The Donald, only equipped with teeny tiny hands, accidentally shoved his gingantic schlong into a sausage grinder.
After that mistake, the Donald accidentally shoved his not so gigantic schlong into a pencil sharpener.
The Donald will probably want to take a break and think healing thoughts. And band aid his massive schlong.

commented on Donald Trump Attacking Megyn Kelly On Twitter Again 2016-04-02 19:00:47 -0400 · Flag

After watching the news on NBC and CBS, it looks like the hot air is running out of the gasbag known as the Donald. He might not ride into the convention victoriously.

commented on Fox’s D-List Celebs For Trump: Scott Baio And Robert Davi Edition 2016-03-29 22:00:19 -0400 · Flag

He became a duck decoy magnate after being a childhood star. But it wasn’t always a bed of roses. There was the drug addiction and destitution after the show was over. And a brief stint as a male prostitute. Supposedly, he was inspired to make his winning design decoy, the quacker, while felating a movie producer in a West Hollywood alley.

commented on Capitol Hill Shooting Sends Fox News Into Knee-Jerk, Anti-Muslim Fear Mongering 2016-03-29 06:11:53 -0400 · Flag

The shooter is an advocate of raising the minimum wage. We’ll just have to keep an eye on all those minimum wage earners.

Except,… wait!! Oh my Ghod!!!

We’re surrounded!!!

commented on Daily Beast Editor: Fox News Hosts Give Donald Trump ‘Sort Of Backrubs’ On National TV 2016-03-28 13:31:15 -0400 · Flag

The environment was toxic long before Obama got on the scene. Tearing into an American President so much that he was impeached over horseshit. Then turning a blind eye to an appointed President, pretty much letting him get away with murder.

So now Donald Trump is a surprise to who exactly?

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