Not only is Fox News' Tucker Carlson, as described by Jon Stewart, a "dick;" but one of his Daily Caller employees seems to be a chip off the old block. Christopher Bedford, the Daily Caller's Associate Editor, is a good Christian conservative who is dutifully doing combat duty in the mythical war on Christians - a meme pushed by Bedford's big media pimping daddy, Tucker Carlson, on Fox News. Bedford's target is the Secular Coalition for America, a group that advocates for that nasty "wall of separation" that good Christian conservatives want to tear down. As such, he has been sending e-mails to them. And while they consider his e-mails to be offensive, Bedford thinks it's just jolly, good fun at the expense of godless atheists. One of the e-mails, sent to a woman at the SCA, involved the use of the word "dick" which, when one considers whom Bedford is servicing, so to speak, is rather ironic, don't ya think?! 

Given Fox Nation’s obsessive focus on maligning President Obama, it’s hard to think the website posted a story about ghetto tours for any reason other than to race bait. And sure enough, their readers took the bait. (H/T Barbara S.)

Although the Defense Deptartment reported 26,000 cases of sexual assault within the military last year and Army General Martin E. Dempsey called sexual assaults in the military a “crisis," over the two-week period since the first of many reports of sexual abuse in the military broke, Fox News has devoted only about 19 minutes to the story.

Just in case you had any lingering doubts about whether Fox Nation lives up to its own mission statement of "tolerance, open debate, civil discourse, and fair and balanced coverage of the news," check out its ridiculous article, designed only to manufacture hate, called “Obama Admits He’s A Socialist.” Of course, Obama did nothing of the sort. Fox got that “information” from a New York Post editorial (the Post is owned by the same company as Fox News) that extrapolated it from a completely unrelated remark of Obama’s. But not only did Fox News highlight this post in today’s Fox Nation email digest, they highlighted it right underneath a boastful announcement that Roger Ailes is about to receive his award as a “visionary” of journalism. 

The Right-Wing Hissy Fit Machine just kicked into high gear over a report in the Washington Post that James Rosen's emails were subpoenaed by the Obama DOJ in its probe into a national security leak. While I wait for more details to pass judgment, one thing is certain: Fox will completely forget its 2012 hissy fit over the national security leaks they will now have a hissy fit for being implicated in.

Chris Wallace conducted a lengthy interview with White House Senior Advisor Dan Pfeiffer in which he purported to discuss important facts about the attack on the American compound in Benghazi, Libya that killed our Ambassador and three other Americans. But Wallace’s ridiculous demand to know whether or not President Obama was in the Situation Room when he was dealing with the attack belied any claim of interest in the substance of President Obama's response.

For the right wing, ain't no party like a pity party and now that the IRS has been accused of targeting conservative groups, the religious right is joining the fun with their newest whine that they, too, were treated unfairly. The reality is "muddled;" but given that Fox News is the media outlet for the church of the perpetually victimized, it wasn't surprising to see it providing a pulpit for the latest installment of the gospel according to victimized faith communities, such as Billy Graham's outfit which would never do any politicking in the guise of being a "charity." Right? Anyway, on this morning's Fox & Friends, official Fox priest, Fr. Jonathan Morris, whose on air condemnations of Pres. Obama and recommendations to not vote Democratic, could be considered pushing a political agenda, validated the concerns of those religious groups who claim unfair treatment and in so doing, rendered nicely unto Roger Ailes who sits at the right hand of the godly (?!) GOP! 

Governor Rick Snyder of Michigan may only have a 38% approval rating and be in a bit of trouble with regard to his re-election chances, but you’d never know that from watching Your World’s thinly-disguised infomercial for his governorship in which host Neil Cavuto talked about the “palpable” “magic” Snyder has worked in Michigan - before closing with an enthusiastic, “Touché to you!”

You've got your work cut out for you, dear readers. We had an especially rich field of candidates to choose from this week. Subjects ranged from Benghazi, the IRS scandal, Dr. Gosnell and abortion, and Obamacare from the mouths of Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Michele Bachmann and even "Democrat" Dennis Kucinich, to name a few. But only one gets to be named our Outrageous Quote of the Week. I would not want to be in your shoes this week!

It's Saturday night and time to open up our mailbag of emails from people who thought they were writing to Fox News. Our subjects range from Benghazi, welfare, Shepard Smith calling President Obama "Mr. Obama" and some I can't decipher. Here for your voyeuristic enjoyment and for the Fox trolls to pass along to their paymasters is our latest crop.