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commented on Saturday Night Live Does Fox & Friends 2012-05-06 22:35:36 -0400 · Flag

Daddy Douchebag, Retchin and Brain are for wingnuts who don’t want their morning news cluttered up with a lot of news.

commented on Fr. Jonathan Morris Reminds Catholics Why They Shouldn't Vote For Obama? 2012-05-06 14:58:02 -0400 · Flag

Exactly who determines WTF are non-negotiable issues for millions of voters who are Catholic? The little propaganda padre himself, Father Spanky? Or another Fux Noise fave like Cardinal Dolan? Or maybe wannabe Pope Jabba T. Ailes? Or maybe a committee of pedophile Catholic priests?

commented on Harris Faulkner Suggests Campaign Strategy For Mitt Romney 2012-05-05 20:00:45 -0400 · Flag

Etch-a-sketch was at best the fourth choice of the Repug-Teabaggers. Somewhere after Governor Helmethair, Pig Newton, Frothy Mixture and Mad Housewife Michele. And after President Obama wins re-election, the Repug-Teabaggers will again turn against Etch-a-sketch much like they did to McDepends.

commented on Hannity Goes On The Five To Smear OWS Protester And Boast About Working At Age 8 2012-05-05 18:29:30 -0400 · Flag

First it was eating beans and rice. Then it was working at age 8. The next time KKKlannity spews out the fable of his life, it will no doubt start with “It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.”

commented on Ruh-Roh! Jehmu Greene Calls Tucker Carlson A “Bow-Tying White Boy” 2012-05-05 10:08:45 -0400 · Flag

Describing Tucker “Dick” Carlson accurately as a bow-tying white boy is somehow inappropriate and not consistent with Fux Noise standards. But calling our President a “skinny, ghetto crackhead” earns Brent Bozell a regular gig on KKKlannity’s hatefest. Go figure.

commented on Republicans Are “Us” On Fox News Again 2012-05-04 22:55:58 -0400 · Flag

Kraphamsters notwithstanding, the Democrats will be justifiably flogging Dumbya for the next decade. Endless wars with Muslim nations and a shattered economy are Dumbya’s enduring legacy.

commented on Romney Advisors Presented As Impartial Analysts On Fox News 2012-05-04 15:11:29 -0400 · Flag

These three clowns are all rabid Islamophobes. You can count on a war with Iran should President MIttens ever take office.

commented on FoxNews.Com Featured Video: Obama's Five Worst Decisions 2012-05-04 12:34:47 -0400 · Flag

Train Wreck Cain’s top five quotes (so many to choose from):

1. I got all this stuff twirling around in my head.
2. 9-9-9
3. How do you say delicious in Cuban?
4. The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.
5. And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I’m going to say, you know, I don’t know. Do you know?

commented on Hannity Debates Occupy Protester, Follows Up With Three Attacking Guests 2012-05-04 11:06:44 -0400 · Flag

All that KKKlannity was lacking was body-language expert Tonya and “Dr” Keith Allblow to throw some more shit into the mix.

commented on O'Reilly And Miller Smear Elizabeth Warren 2012-05-03 21:18:45 -0400 · Flag

Someday after he completes alcohol detox, D-List Dennis will realize that he is not the least bit funny.

commented on O'Reilly Finds Another "Race-Based" Crime to Hit the Liberal Media With 2012-05-03 20:32:23 -0400 · Flag

In the Fux Nation, when a black man strikes a white man, it’s always a race riot that was no doubt encouraged by that Black Muslim Obama.

But when a white neighborhood vigilante stalks, shoots and kills an unarmed black teenager, it’s “let’s not jump to conclusions.”

Bildo is a racist asshole who is only slightly less obvious than KKKlannity.

commented on Roger Ailes: Head Of The Communications Arm Of The GOP 2012-05-03 11:40:27 -0400 · Flag

After he is re-elected in November, President Obama should call out Jabba T. Ailes and his “news” organization for the frauds that they are. Fux Noise is nothing more than 24/7 Obama bashing. Revoke their White House press credentials and let them work out of GOPiggie Headquarters where they belong.

commented on Shepard Smith And Ed Rollins Pan Gingrich's Speech Ending His Presidential Campaign 2012-05-03 10:01:34 -0400 · Flag

Pig Newton can now go back to what he historically does best: 1) whoring up lobbying cash from gullible clients, and 2) scouting high schools for the future for Mrs. Newton #4.

commented on Rupert Murdoch Found "Not Fit" To Run News Corp.; Fox Broadcast Licenses Targeted In The U.S. 2012-05-02 21:30:51 -0400 · Flag

Some say that Wrinkled Rupert’s adopted Chinese wife Wendi is reviewing her prenup and scouting for a good divorce attorney.

commented on Hannity Paints Anti-Islamic Extremist Geert Wilders As A Martyr – And Fear Mongers About World War III 2012-05-02 16:21:43 -0400 · Flag

Memo to the Dutch people: If you loved the Nazi occupation of your nation during WWII, you’ll absolutely be wild about Wilders. Same hatemongering and scapegoating without the explicit swastika.

commented on Stephen Colbert Ridicules Fox News' Accusations Obama "Spiked The Football" Over Bin Laden's Death 2012-05-02 16:16:28 -0400 · Flag

I had almost forgotten the image of Chimpy McFlightsuit (with the large codpiece….obvious overcompensation for another deficiency) strutting about the aircraft carrier flightdeck almost as if he had done something. Thank you Steve Colbert for reminding me.

commented on Kirsten Powers Confronts Hannity's Misogynist Pal, Jesse Lee Peterson 2012-05-02 10:00:32 -0400 · Flag

Torture a) doesn’t work, and b) is illegal. KKKlannity’s incessant lies won’t change those facts.

Kirsten gets a kudo for calling out that racist, misogynistic little prick seated to her right. She would receive an even bigger kudo from me were she turn to her left and call out that racist, misogynistic little prick seated in KKKlannity’s chair.

commented on Fox Nation Calls Obama Slogan Socialist 2012-05-01 20:44:53 -0400 · Flag

Some say that Congressman McCarthy-West (R—Wingnutville) will demand the immediate investigation of all NFL quarterbacks who throw “forward” passes.

commented on O'Reilly Wanted To Ambush Dan Rather 2012-05-01 18:27:08 -0400 · Flag

Hackberg is insanely jealous of Dan Rather’s professional success. Rather was a major news network anchor and a distinguished reporter for 60 minutes. By contrast, Hackberg’s career now largely consists of kissing Bildo’s splotchy ass.

commented on Bashing Obama More Important Than His Afghanistan Visit To Fox News 2012-05-01 17:37:42 -0400 · Flag

The Fux Noise Chickenhawk Brigade will be in full battle gear tonight as they take on that radical, socialist Muslim living in the White House. SgtMajor Bildo and Lance Corporal KKKlannity will sure put him in his place.

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