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commented on O’Reilly: Angelina Jolie Would Be So Much More Effective If She Came On Fox News 2014-03-22 12:14:02 -0400 · Flag

I’m certain the Ms. Jolie spends sleepless nights wondering how she can get the stamp of approval from Bildo and his Barcalounger Brigade of geriatrics.

commented on Dr. Keith Ablow Wins Our Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll 2014-03-22 12:11:19 -0400 · Flag

“Dr” Allblow has the makings to be a Outrageous Quote Hall of Shamer. Much like the Whore of Babble-On Palin and mAnn Coulter.

commented on Missing Malaysian Jet Is Now Officially About Benghazi For Fox News 2014-03-21 16:23:30 -0400 · Flag

Penis3 squealed: “Leading the nightly newscasts in America for the last 11 days, these newscasts don’t focus on things like Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and IRS.”

Or the Reverend Wright, Bill Ayers, Obama’s birth certificate or any other retro-meme that Jabba the Ailes pulls from his corpulent ass at the morning Fux Noise staff meeting.

commented on O’Reilly Finds Another Way To Work Benghazi Into Missing Malaysian Jet Story 2014-03-21 10:49:45 -0400 · Flag

Despite their herculean spinning, Fux Noise has never been able to make a “scandal” out of the Benghazi tragedy or the IRS bungling. Benghazi and IRS survive only now in the Fux Nation cesspool of hate and the GOPiggie Party. The real world and the real news networks have moved on to real issues.

commented on Breaking News: Debris From Missing Malaysian Jet May Have Been Found - Or Maybe Not 2014-03-20 09:34:24 -0400 · Flag

@jane S. Some say that when McInerney was in the Air Force that he flew far too often without his oxygen mask on.

commented on Fox Nation Readers Want To Kill Attorney General Eric Holder 2014-03-20 09:29:13 -0400 · Flag

The Fux Nation cesspool of hate keeps on churning the turds.

commented on Bill O’Reilly’s Missing Malaysian Airplane Sour Grapes 2014-03-20 09:26:02 -0400 · Flag

The Malaysian airplane tragedy never fit neatly into a standard Fux Noise meme of blaming President Obama for everything gone wrong in the world. (Of course that didn’t stop KKKlannity from trying). Consequently, Jabba the Ailes & Co. largely ignored the story initially. Then when CNN’s coverage garnered high ratings, Fux Noise and even Bildo belatedly joined in.

commented on Bill Hemmer Thinks Noah's Ark Is Real?! 2014-03-19 14:31:43 -0400 · Flag

Fundies also believe that the Earth is 6000 years old. Which means that men and dinosaurs co-existed (think of the Flintstones).

commented on Fox Guest Blames Obama For ‘Completely’ Messed Up Malaysian Investigation Into Missing Airplane 2014-03-19 10:32:17 -0400 · Flag

It’s hilarious watching Fux Noise flounder about with feeble efforts to cover the missing Malaysian airliner. As a faux news network, they have no real resources to actually cover this story. So they resort to spinning it into one of their usual attacks on our President. No wonder that CNN is destroying Fux Noise in the ratings.

commented on Fox Wants You To Think The Missing Malaysian Airplane Is A Successful Al Qaeda Terrorism Operation 2014-03-18 19:48:46 -0400 · Flag

On Fux Noise, (1) Mooslems and terrorists are one in the same thing, and (2) Obama is a closet Mooslem.

commented on Sean Hannity Annoyed His Aviation Experts Refuse To Blame Terrorism For Missing Malaysian Plane 2014-03-18 09:34:37 -0400 · Flag

KKKlannity squealed: “The pilot and co-pilots are Mooslems. Obama is a secret Mooslem. That’s all the facts we need.”

commented on Fox Has Begun Blaming President Obama For Missing Malaysian Airplane Mystery 2014-03-17 21:36:04 -0400 · Flag

Talking-Toilet-Brush Bolton has never seen a Muslim nation that he didn’t want to invade.

commented on Rupert Murdoch Wants Guinness Boycotted Over St. Patrick's Day Parade Pullout 2014-03-17 12:25:29 -0400 · Flag

If you ever wondered why Fux Noise spews out 24/7 bigotry and hatred, just read a few tweets from its founding daddy Wrinkled Murdick.

commented on Fox Complains About Too Much CNN Coverage Of Missing Malaysian Airplane 2014-03-17 10:34:52 -0400 · Flag

There seems to be a lack of creativity at Fux Noise. By now some producer or intern should have been able to tie the Malaysian 370 loss to our President. Jabba the Ailes should turn to the audience for help via a contest. Complete the following sentence in 25 words or less: The loss of Malaysian 370 is the fault of Obama because….
Entrants will be evaluated on creativity and conciseness. Extra points will be awarded for the mention of Benghazi, IRS or Obamacare.

commented on David Letterman Smacks Down O’Reilly’s Attacks On Beyoncé 2014-03-17 09:30:48 -0400 · Flag

Some say that the flight crew of Malaysian 370 were big fans of Beyoncé.

commented on Eric Bolling Pretends He And Jon Stewart ‘Have A Kumbaya Moment Here’ 2014-03-16 10:46:03 -0400 · Flag

Bolling is a Becktard wannabe.

commented on Rupert Murdoch Inducted Into Television Hall Of Fame 2014-03-15 19:16:04 -0400 · Flag

If only had this award been made posthumously.

commented on Get Ready For Sarah Palin’s ‘Rogue TV’ 2014-03-15 10:53:20 -0400 · Flag

More moose stew recipes. More tips on abstinence to prevent teen pregnancy. The Whore of Babble-On is counting on the continued ignorance of her teabagger fans to keep her wealthy.

commented on Sen. Lindsey Graham Wins Our Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll For Blaming Ukraine Crisis On Benghazi 2014-03-15 08:03:39 -0400 · Flag

“Glory Be” gasped Ms. Graham. “When that manly man Putin flexes his man boobs, I get goose bumps all over.”

commented on The Daily Show Uses The Penis Pump To Skewer Right Wing Outrage Over Birth Control Coverage 2014-03-14 10:50:11 -0400 · Flag

Teabagger-Repugs might want to pump a little of that blood to their mini-brains rather than just to their dicks.

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