mlp ! commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Hosts Reincarnated WWII Pilot!
2013-10-28 18:14:06 -0400
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Fox Rule #1:
When you have nothing, just make some shit up.
When you have nothing, just make some shit up.
mlp ! commented on Fox News Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll 10/20/13-10/26/13
2013-10-28 18:10:36 -0400
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I had to go with Chris Wallace, who is mightily confused….again. President Obama and about 70% of this country believe STRONGLY in the freedom to worship, or NOT. It’s the Phony Fox Faithful who believe only in the freedom to force everyone to worship their god, in their way.
Fuck ’em.
Poor Matt…..he really doesn’t get the fact that HE is the laughs on this site, regardless of which name he chooses.
Fuck ’em.
Poor Matt…..he really doesn’t get the fact that HE is the laughs on this site, regardless of which name he chooses.
mlp ! commented on Fox News, You'Ve Got Mail: 10/26/13 Edition
2013-10-27 15:46:07 -0400
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“I have been watching Jenna Lee…and was wondering where she gets her shoes?”
Uhhhh…from her closet?
(unless she’s wearing them, of course!)
In any case, not from anyplace you could afford!
Uhhhh…from her closet?
(unless she’s wearing them, of course!)
In any case, not from anyplace you could afford!
mlp ! commented on Tucker Carlson: Media Treats Gays Better Than Christians
2013-10-27 15:20:34 -0400
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Damn, I wish these people would make up their ‘minds’!!!
First it’s the Muslims that are at war with them, then it’s Obama ignoring the war (and probably causing much of it!), and now it’s the media and the gays??
Methinks that the xtians are just a little too concerned about being ‘liked’!
Please, can we bring back the lions now? They like xtians….a LOT!
First it’s the Muslims that are at war with them, then it’s Obama ignoring the war (and probably causing much of it!), and now it’s the media and the gays??
Methinks that the xtians are just a little too concerned about being ‘liked’!
Please, can we bring back the lions now? They like xtians….a LOT!
mlp ! commented on Megyn Kelly's Anti-Islamic Guest Says Obama Ignores Muslim 'War On Christians'
2013-10-27 15:15:54 -0400
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Gerald, whatever dislike this nation has for christians is caused by the constant whining and crying of the phony faithful….like you.
If you and your ilk aren’t happy with laws of this nation, find another.
If you and your ilk aren’t happy with laws of this nation, find another.
mlp ! commented on Megyn Kelly Promotes Debunked Marines 'Girly Hat' Story
2013-10-25 15:58:33 -0400
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Well, this is typical fare from Fox.
But I’m really surprised they missed this gem of an opportunity to bash the president:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/25/florida-man-claims-arrest-for-beating-pregnant-girlfriend-is-obamas-fault/
But I’m really surprised they missed this gem of an opportunity to bash the president:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/25/florida-man-claims-arrest-for-beating-pregnant-girlfriend-is-obamas-fault/
mlp ! commented on Hannity's Obamacare Stunt Gets Call Center Worker Fired
2013-10-25 21:37:15 -0400
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“Wow, I can’t remember the last time I banned so many people at one sitting.”
In reality, Ellen, you probably banned only one REAL person….with a lot of sockpuppets.
Probably a j$ minion……fun while he/she/it lasted, though!
In reality, Ellen, you probably banned only one REAL person….with a lot of sockpuppets.
Probably a j$ minion……fun while he/she/it lasted, though!
mlp ! commented on Hannity Promises To Help Senator Mike Lee Get Re-Elected
2013-10-24 10:54:05 -0400
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I’m sure that Rudy Gui911ani can attest to Mike Lee what a great help Scammity is!
mlp ! commented on Todd Starnes' Persecuted Christian Soldier Story Full Of Pious Baloney
2013-10-23 20:02:26 -0400
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“….not seen since the days of Christians v Lions..” Toddles and his persecution complex should have been around back then when being a christian required more than just the willingness to whine about perceived insults. Oh, and quickness.
mlp ! commented on Fox Attacks Alan Grayson For Comparing The Tea Party To The Ku Klux Klan comments
2013-10-23 08:06:01 -0400
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Grayson has been on the edge for many years. Maybe this is just a bit over the top, but I think that sometimes the only thing that the stoopit understand is some of what they dish out themselves. I don’t think that they understand the ‘high road’. Maybe this will be the new “Benghazi!!!!!!!!!!!”?
mlp ! commented on Van Susteren And Loesch Can't Think Of Any Tea Party Insults About Liberals
2013-10-22 19:44:50 -0400
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It’s just not possible that these ‘experts’ believe what they’re saying. And that’s what makes this whole FAUX network a very ugly enterprise, indeed.
mlp ! commented on Ann Coulter Gushes Over ‘Magnificent, Run Beautifully’ Government Shutdown
2013-10-22 19:46:29 -0400
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I’m still trying to recover from the mental image of mAnn gushing.
mlp ! commented on Fox News Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll – 10/13/13-10/18/13
2013-10-21 17:54:47 -0400
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Literally, a crap shoot!
I’m going with Russell Moore…..I like when these pseudo-religious bitch and whine!
I’m going with Russell Moore…..I like when these pseudo-religious bitch and whine!
mlp ! commented on Andrea Tantaros: Tea Party Believes In Patriotism While Elites ‘Worship’ Multiculturalism
2013-10-21 07:59:54 -0400
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Joseph West…..I confess, I have no answer for who she is, either.
But, I’m neither a teabagger, nor a Fox-o-phile.
But I do have a pretty good idea of precisely what she is.
But, I’m neither a teabagger, nor a Fox-o-phile.
But I do have a pretty good idea of precisely what she is.
mlp ! commented on Fox News Mailbag - 10/19/2013 Edition
2013-10-20 11:14:53 -0400
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The ‘Hi’ letter is obviously a copy of the letter that Sarah ‘Cakes’ Palin wrote to Rupert when she wanted her job back.
mlp ! commented on Fox & Friends Confuse Psychosis With Messages From God!
2013-10-19 14:58:33 -0400
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I have no doubt that there is a faction of ‘people’ that fervently believed that the government shutdown and the debt crisis were just the first obvious symptoms of the beginning of the ‘end-of-times’ they so passionately crave.
Once it became apparent that both crises had been averted, Reidy realized that she only had a lot more ‘stenographing’ to expect in her miserable life.
And then her head exploded.
Once it became apparent that both crises had been averted, Reidy realized that she only had a lot more ‘stenographing’ to expect in her miserable life.
And then her head exploded.
mlp ! commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Wins Our Most Outrageous Quote Poll This Week
2013-10-19 11:03:27 -0400
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I should have known better to wager on anyone who would wear that stupid shirt!
mlp ! commented on Sarah Palin Suggests President Obama Is ‘The Enemy’
2013-10-19 11:02:22 -0400
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ANYONE with a 3-digit IQ is this moron’s enemy.
The worst kind of stoopit are those that are so fucking stoopit that they think they are clever.
See above for an example.
The worst kind of stoopit are those that are so fucking stoopit that they think they are clever.
See above for an example.
mlp ! commented on Fox News War On Oprah: Diana Nyad ‘Atheist’ Edition
2013-10-17 23:35:58 -0400
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If Oprah really was a christian, she wouldn’t have chosen to be black.
mlp ! commented on Bill O'Reilly Attacks 'Killing Jesus' Critics Who 'Despise Religion'
2013-10-16 20:41:35 -0400
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Does this new book contain the same type of scintillating dialogue as in his earlier books?
*"Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up."
“I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on.”
“Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds.”
“Off with those pants.”*
Quite the storyteller, our Bildo!
*"Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up."
“I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on.”
“Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds.”
“Off with those pants.”*
Quite the storyteller, our Bildo!
