We've got another bumper crop of emails for Fox in our mail bag this week. This week's assortment includes several from folks we might like. But there's also a good dose of the crazy. Read on to see what I mean...
As usual, the names and other identifying information have been redacted to protect the ignorant. Grammar, spelling and punctuation have been left intact.
Subject: attempted murder hit and run lynching
please contact me immediately (phone number). Judge and SOVA sides with victim. Police officer friends and sides with criminal
Subject: And the cartoon show goes on
Those mean guard rails to stop the morons from staring at memorials. Oh the shame of who?
I don't remember you complaining about Bush and his thugs, that didn't allow anti Bush tee shirts, buttons, or hats to be worn.
You turn my stomach
Subject: Obama
I am an active duty Soldier. And I have a small request as a loyal viewer. Would it be possible for the actors and or journalists on your channel to call my Commander in Chief by his title. President, instead of just "Obama" I would greatly appreciate it. And even though I am not a contributor to the station or your ultimate agenda this may help your station at least appear to be "Fair and Balanced. Thanks
Subject: The Congressional Lack of Action
The Five are the biggest bunch of hateful dumb butts, in America
Please disappear.
Guilfoil and Dana are the worst.
Subject: Meghan Kelly/Sarah Palin
You really need to keep Sarah Palin off the air. Her ranting, incoherent interview with Meghan Kelly on oct 17 makes all of you look bad. She is sending independents screaming over to the Democrats
Subject: Hi
Hi I'm Nathan from Ohio I Have disliked Obama before he even ran for president I have great ideas for Military to get Terrorists. I Also have ideas for making us Strong we can't follow the liberal Media look at Jane Fonda she encouraged people to spit on soldiers and she ran in a Communist Jeep is that really a true American that's more a Benedict Arnold. I Also Feel The Democrats are very corrupt with some of the Unions protecting the lazy who don't work that is what a democrat is why should they be saved and i have to be ignored. I Feel Union laws have to be fixed. I Also feel we can't be Americans Like World War 2 massive Bombardment or Speakers on our tanks the enemy knows now. In Somalia they need to do diversions in World War 2 the Allies fooled the Germans twice one at El Alamein, also for the Invasion in Normandy we used Inflatables to fool cameras to think they were actual tanks and trucks. The problem is we have to think like that. Every time we fail the operation in Somalia one reason there communication is good might use old style of doing things but it works. We Need diversions to confuse the Somalis. I would like to be on the show to discuss my ideas in Bill O'Reilly, Hannity, The Five and The Kelly File. I have very intelligent ideas and I hope viewers can listen. To long we have followed idiots and it's time the American People stop watching and funding a Benedict Arnold. I Also want our Military to be more achievable then the SAS and Israeli Special forces one reason is they can be elite but they need Elites from The SAS and Other Special forces to achieve success.
Subject: Obamacare
Why is no one talking about the fact that Obama wants few young people to register so he can
declare this plan won't work and so HE will declare by Executive Order the Single Payer Plan
for all???
Subject: attempted murder hit and run lynching
Call this number 1-800-get-a-lawyer
Subject: And the cartoon show goes on
Get these frauds attention by wearing anti-Ailes and anti-Fox “News” t-shirts. That will rattle their cage.
Subject: Obama
They are cafeteria Catholics frauds. We recommend using those words to describe them.
Subject: The Congressional Lack of Action
Community colleges have better programming than these cafeteria Catholics. Bill Shine is responsible for this snoozer show. Gutless is the biggest clown out of all of them.
Subject: Meghan Kelly/Sarah Palin
Princess Sarah of Alaska is a gift that keeps on giving. The more she rants, the more she helps Democrats. She’s sucking the life from the GOP.
Subject: Hi
You should stay of the LSD.
Subject: Obamacare
He told you this, personally?
Since a majority of Fox “News” suits and mouthpieces are Irish-Americans, we send them this greeting in their own language.
Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!
The e-mail about Dubya’s thugs? DELETED.
The e-mail from the soldier requesting a little respect for Obama? DELETED.
The e-mail calling the Five “dumb butts?” DELETED.
The e-mail requesting Sarah Palin’s permanent absence from FoxNoise? DELETED.
I don’t think I’ve ever read so many intelligent e-mails intended for the FoxNoise inbox—even if the content was intended to HELP FoxNoise’s image with “independents.”
(On the other hand, given the content in the e-mail from “Nathan,” I can only say, “Is that you, Sarah?” The word salad is only slightly less coherent than Palin’s usual offering. And I’m just curious what “Nathan’s” been watching lately. Jane Fonda hasn’t done very much of anything in the last decade—5 films and some episodes of HBO’s “The Newsroom”; hardly what one would expect of being the representative of the “liberal media.”)
