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commented on Where’s Bill O’Reilly’s Apology For Being An Idiot Over Health Care Reform? 2012-06-29 02:39:08 -0400 · Flag

Killer O’Reilly tells lies every day. He was lying about this one too.

commented on Fox Nation Vents Its Racist, Murderous Fury Over Health Care Ruling On DNC Executive Director 2012-06-28 14:43:06 -0400 · Flag

One even wished that someone âZimmerman the bastard.â

So the RW Knows it was an Unprovoked Racist Motivated Murder. Thanks Fucktards!

commented on Remember When Fox News Declared Health Care Law Unconstitutional? 2012-06-28 14:31:08 -0400 · Flag

Palin will say

Hell, allzya godda doo is be guvnor fer a few months ‘n’ yer set fer life. C’mon ’Merica! Git inta poltiks … !

commented on "The Five" Lies: Obama "Endorses Contraception To Kids" During Campaign Speech 2012-06-28 00:32:01 -0400 · Flag

In RW-Wurld “sexual” is any word or concept that their misshapen minds lurch/stagger into.

commented on After Advancing Racial Attacks On Eric Holder, Megyn Kelly Plays The Race Card On Civil Rights Leaders Standing Up For Him 2012-06-28 00:26:51 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

Is there a Black Pope in the Vatican? I don’t think so …

commented on No Democrats On Your World 2012-06-26 06:27:41 -0400 · Flag

- Finally, Greg Burke spoke about his hiring by the Vatican to help control scandal damage -

We godda let the people know, the Vatican is free of scandal. Hell, it can’t even spell the word!!! Oh, and we’ll be announcing a Choir Boy Rehabilitation Program; all the sausage you can eat late at night for life!!!!!!! – GB

commented on Glenn Beck Image Rehab Continues: Bullied Bus Monitor Edition 2012-06-25 21:00:33 -0400 · Flag

Time for Max Sidorov to get a lawsuit fund to sink BeckTard.

commented on Oh, Look! Steve Doocy Invokes Terry's Parents For Fast And Furious Political Hay, Too 2012-06-25 20:48:29 -0400 · Flag

Fux & Fiends say

We’re makin’ lotsa noise ta drown out the screams of our saintly churches’ choir boys!

commented on Cue The Laugh Track - Vatican Hires Fox News Reporter To Improve Its Image! 2012-06-25 20:32:17 -0400 · Flag

Greg Burke to Vatican

That was easy! The puppet strings were already attached anyway!

commented on Forbes On Fox Panelist: Police And Fire Fighters Should Be Thanking Us For Their Jobs 2012-06-25 20:26:04 -0400 · Flag

Peak Capitalist say

Speculation is all we have left, and unless we privatize the pension fund, police, fire etc. we’ll be running out of stuff to generate Our Wealth. Help keep Peak Capitalism humming, give us all your life supports!

commented on Bill O'Reilly Complains That Public Schools Are Ignoring God! 2012-06-25 20:17:51 -0400 · Flag

Killer O’Reilly sez

Schools need ta teach:

god math – (1 apple + 2 dopes = eternal damnation)
god geography – (Eden wuz back there)
god science – (rain for 40 days/nites begets new zoo )
god history – (6,001 years ago there wuz nuttin’)
god sex – (Adam’s rib made Eve so Eve can eat The Apple and be cursed)
god law – God Luvs you, so dammit! just watch out!

commented on Geraldo Rivera Announces “Race Played No Part” In Trayvon Martin Shooting 2012-06-25 20:05:33 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

Murdering people is OK if you’re sure they ain’t white or ain’t CONservative. That ain’t bein’ racial, it’s bein’ smart – and Right!

commented on Rupert Murdoch Thinks Romney's Looking Like A Loser 2012-06-25 20:01:38 -0400 · Flag

Rupert who?

commented on Monica Crowley: Fast And Furious A Conspiracy To Undermine The Second Amendment 2012-06-21 20:41:56 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

Next Up: How Obama controlled the planes on 9/11.

commented on Fast And Furious - Open Thread And Live Blog 2012-06-20 22:43:34 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

America – One Nation Under GOP

commented on Fox News Regular Likens Unions To Cartels 2012-06-19 08:01:48 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze Memo

It’s Peak Capitalism Time. Unions don’t really matter other than as dog-whistle material, because the 1% make their money on speculation. Use lots of dog-whistles on air, it hides the real MO of Peak Capitalism.

commented on Fr. Jonathan Morris Encourages Democrats To Leave Party? 2012-06-19 07:28:27 -0400 · Flag

The Frocked Little Monkey Sez

I tell lies all day long, and dream up new lies in my sleep. That’s why I support Cardinal Dolan when he sez no alter boys were harmed under his watch. Besides, boys can’t get pregnant so who’s to say anything really went on?

commented on Daily Caller’s Neil Munro Gets A Dose Of Hannity’s Republican Rehab 2012-06-19 07:19:15 -0400 · Flag

Great Moments in Raygunz Career

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaWQnXu0Tg

commented on Bristol Palin Bails On Huckabee's Radio Show 2012-06-19 07:08:58 -0400 · Flag

pRick Prattle Sez

Who believes slummy, slouchy, sedated Bristol-Bored really gives a hoot about schedules? The frumpy, unkempt Alaskan Asp is a replication of her winkin’, mommy who was sleepin’ in the next room while under-aged Bristol-Bored was banged into mommyhood.

Q – Why’d Bristol-Bored get pregnant?
A – She tried using a condom but gave up half way.

commented on Rupert Murdoch Allegedly Prodded Tony Blair To Move Faster On War Against Iraq 2012-06-18 21:51:25 -0400 · Flag

Any head of state who would even take a call from Der RupenFeuhrur is a person in over his head.

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