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Kent Brockman

Kent Brockman commented on Bill O'Reilly Very Concerned About Mitt Romney's Likeability - Or Lack Thereof 2012-07-27 17:19:48 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze sez

Rmoney in White House = WHITE HOUSE!

Obummer in White House = @#%$&!!!

Don’t make our blood boil any longer, Vote Rmoney!

Kent Brockman commented on Mike Huckabee's Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day 2012-07-27 17:08:53 -0400 · Flag
The Huckster sez

Ya know gays ‘n’ dykes ain’t really people. Feel free to shoot a few if yer so inclined!

Kent Brockman commented on Sean Hannity Waterboard Watch: 1188 Days And Counting 2012-07-24 00:21:29 -0400 · Flag
2022

Sean Hannity Waterboard Watch: 4840 Days And Counting…

Kent Brockman commented on Bill O’Reilly Almost Begs George W. Bush To “Be Generous To The Country” And Campaign For Mitt Romney 2012-07-19 22:50:21 -0400 · Flag
Killer O’Reilly Sez

Dumbya did Rrrrrright by me!

Kent Brockman commented on Got Irony? Fox News Exec Complains Obama Too Critical Of Fox 2012-07-19 14:22:19 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze Sez

Fox is Important! Damned Important! Why else would The Vatican select Fux Nuze Hack Greg Burke as it’s mouthpiece?! It’s past time Obummer gave Fux Nuze The Award For Outstanding Achievement In Meritorious Media Superlatives Of Triumphant Accomplishments Above All!

Kent Brockman commented on Jon Scott: It Seems Like Obama’s Sort Of Denigrating The Value Of Work In This Country 2012-07-18 21:42:54 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze –
Brain-Sodomizing America since 1996

Kent Brockman commented on Brit Hume Hearts the New, Forceful Romney 2012-07-18 21:39:17 -0400 · Flag
Danger Ahead, Fux Fixes

Now Mr. Rmoney, you’ll have a few minutes here to read our questions, followed by the answers we want, memorize it then get in front of the Fux Nuze cameras. Don’t worry, it’s being taped! We have 10 questions so we’ll tape for 40 minutes then edit for the best effect.

actual full broadcast Q&A session:

time mark 04:21 MR – Obama
time mark 08:13 MR – care
time mark 14:34 MR – dies
time mark 15:07 MR – with
time mark 19:54 MR – me
time mark 23:43 MR – thank
time mark 36:37 MR – you

Kent Brockman commented on Catholic Eric Bolling Tells Atheist Baseball Fans To "Stay Out Of The Ballpark" 2012-07-18 21:26:32 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze Sez

Fux Catholics are Crazy For God, ‘n’ just plain CrazyStupid.

Kent Brockman commented on Fox & Friends Helps Romney “Go On Offense” Against President Obama 2012-07-16 19:39:57 -0400 · Flag
F&F – This is the Liars Network sir! Have at it!!!!
MR – Are you calling me a Liar!!
F&F – You can say anything you want here! No one checks!!!
MR – Are you saying I’m out of touch
!!
F&F – We want you to do what’s right to get elected!
MR – Are you saying I’m falling behind?
F&F – We need you in the White House!!!
MR – Are you saying I need another palatial estate?
F&F – This has been a great interview!!!!
MR – Are you saying I wuz being interrogated????!!!!
F&F – (hmmmmmmmmm ….)

Kent Brockman commented on Geraldo Rivera Congratulates Himself For Being “Right” That Trayvon Martin Was Killed Because Of His Hoodie “Thugwear” 2012-07-14 02:01:33 -0400 · Flag
Rivera sez

I’m an out patient at a clinic most people can’t afford. I get ideas talking to other patients …

Kent Brockman commented on Fox & Friends Guest Fights "Lies" About Christian Intolerance 2012-07-09 11:53:54 -0400 · Flag
The Ultimate Testament to Loving Christian Authority:

Hiroshima
Nagasaki

Kent Brockman commented on On Fox News Fr. Jonathan Morris Suggests NY Times Is Untrustworthy! 2012-07-09 11:40:11 -0400 · Flag
Morris is the picture of a Lazy Mind Drunk On Power.

Kent Brockman commented on Greg Gutfeld Misrepresents Obama Speech To Accuse Him Of "Punishing Success" 2012-07-09 11:28:37 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze sez

We Really, Really, Really Hate Obummer! Really!!!

Kent Brockman commented on No Serious Debate On Biden’s Call For More Stimulus – But Lots Of Fox News Smears 2012-07-09 11:26:05 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze sez

Our money should only be spent to fight wars!!!

Kent Brockman commented on On Fox & Friends: 10 Commandments Compromise Is "Win" For Christian Legal Group 2012-07-09 11:23:19 -0400 · Flag
Values In Bible

Old Testament
Flooding earth & saving one family of Jews = OK.
(Why aren’t we all Jews now?)

New Testament
If you are Jesus you must be crucified to make a point.

Both Testaments
It’s a Man’s World Baby!

Vatican values derived from both:
Women Don’t Count!

I see a lot of the founding fathers in that …

Kent Brockman commented on Neil Cavuto Complains About Global Warming “Quacks” 2012-07-07 12:57:50 -0400 · Flag
Wildlife Votes on Global Warming

The northern range of insect and mammal species has advanced considerably in the last decade. Former “southern” insects & mammals are being seen in ever larger numbers right up to what used to be Canada’s permafrost line. And the melting of permafrost has led to one abandoned northern mine having refrigeration equipment installed to prevent melting tailings contaminating the local groundwater. The final cost of global warming is becoming bizarre.

Kent Brockman commented on HBO To Produce A Movie About Fox's Roger Ailes 2012-07-05 20:58:00 -0400 · Flag
I was thinking more along the lines of – how much human fat tissue would be needed for the sloth playing Ailes?

Kent Brockman commented on On July 4th, Fox Digs Up Old News To Question Obama’s Memoir, Dreams From My Father 2012-07-04 18:01:44 -0400 · Flag
Fux should spend more time looking into why AWOL Dumbya went missing for a year thus making his jet fighter a hanger queen. Oh wait, he was on vacation most of the time before, and after, 9/11 and Fux didn’t care. I guess he was the perfect pick for “less government”.

Kent Brockman commented on Team Romney Angry At Rupert Murdoch 2012-07-04 12:10:13 -0400 · Flag
Rupert sez

Health Care = NO! NO!
Pedophile Priests = shhhhhhhhhhhh!
Phone Hacking = shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Murder Dr. Tiller = Yaaaaaaaaa!
Death Threats on Obama = Why not? He’s black ain’t he?!
Women’s Issues = Let the Pope decide!
Corporate Raiders & Outsourcing = Good for Business!
Insider Trading = You’ll have to prove it!
Bribing Politicians & Police = Prove it!
Election Rigging/Influence = Prove it!

“Mirror, mirror on the wall … God Love Myself!” – RM

Kent Brockman commented on Rupert Murdoch Going After Romney Again 2012-07-02 16:52:06 -0400 · Flag
Murdoch’s Mushroom Method

For the masses I say – Keep them in the dark and feed them bullshit. Rupert’s MIO

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