Kent Brockman commented on Bill O'Reilly Blames Media For Gay Marriage Acceptance!
2013-03-01 21:40:00 -0500
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Well I do know that Killer O’Reilly’s fatwa against Dr. Tiller resulted in his murder. Now what do you want from TeeVee Killer, more fatwa murders or acceptance of marriage for committed couples?
Kent Brockman commented on O’Reilly’s Stalker Producer Ambushes Obama’s Uncle
2013-02-24 20:48:39 -0500
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Killer O’Reilly sez
Watters and the guy who murdered Dr. Tiller are Top Dogs in my book. Now that damn defense lawyer who cost me $2 million just for sexually harassing some bimbo, he’s history. I mean, the law’s what I want it to be …
Watters and the guy who murdered Dr. Tiller are Top Dogs in my book. Now that damn defense lawyer who cost me $2 million just for sexually harassing some bimbo, he’s history. I mean, the law’s what I want it to be …
Kent Brockman commented on Fox Pretends Its Anti-Obama Agenda Is Just Asking Tough Questions
2013-02-24 20:36:57 -0500
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Fux Nuze Hard Hitting Journalism, Sept 12, 2001
Fux Nuze – Mr. President, as you know 4 hijacked airliners have destroyed the WTC, terribly damaged the Pentagon and taken the lives of thousands of American citizens. What can you tell us about this?
Dumbya – Evil Turrists did it!
Fux Nuze – Thank you Mr. President.
Fux Nuze – Mr. President, as you know 4 hijacked airliners have destroyed the WTC, terribly damaged the Pentagon and taken the lives of thousands of American citizens. What can you tell us about this?
Dumbya – Evil Turrists did it!
Fux Nuze – Thank you Mr. President.
Kent Brockman commented on ROFLMAO! Bill O'Reilly Gives Advice On Venting Anger!!!!!
2013-02-24 20:21:42 -0500
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Killer O’Reilly sez
A few Helpful Tips in Anger Management
case 1 – A Doctor you don’t like
Have him murdered.
case 2 – A woman you need to control
Call her up often and sexually harass her.
case 3 – A viewer calls in and upstages you
Tell him he’ll be getting a visit from Fux Security.
case 4 – A nation you hate
Declare a global boycott in hopes of causing economic Armageddon.
A few Helpful Tips in Anger Management
case 1 – A Doctor you don’t like
Have him murdered.
case 2 – A woman you need to control
Call her up often and sexually harass her.
case 3 – A viewer calls in and upstages you
Tell him he’ll be getting a visit from Fux Security.
case 4 – A nation you hate
Declare a global boycott in hopes of causing economic Armageddon.
Kent Brockman commented on Fox Just Asks: ‘Second American Revolution On The Horizon?’
2013-02-24 20:14:45 -0500
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Rupert Murdoch sez
Everything is going according to plan! I Rule America!!!
Everything is going according to plan! I Rule America!!!
Kent Brockman commented on Bill O'Reilly Knows More About Pregnant Woman Than The Experts!
2013-02-21 21:51:36 -0500
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Killer O’Reilly is aging well don’t you think? He already has the demeanor of one with his Maker whispering in one ear and speaking out of the other side of his mouth.
Kent Brockman commented on Martha MacCallum Avoids Pedophilia Scandal In Discussing Papal Possibilities With Radical Anti-Abortion Priest
2013-02-21 21:45:58 -0500
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Position Available – Pope
Marketable Assets should include a mind set firmly in the Dark Ages, no connection to women, no desire to advance women and no empathy with women. If spanking your monkey doesn’t work you’ll have a lodda rosy cheeked boys at your beck & call backed up by an organization that can cover up any mishap & indiscretion known only between men. Remember, if it happens; God willed it!
Marketable Assets should include a mind set firmly in the Dark Ages, no connection to women, no desire to advance women and no empathy with women. If spanking your monkey doesn’t work you’ll have a lodda rosy cheeked boys at your beck & call backed up by an organization that can cover up any mishap & indiscretion known only between men. Remember, if it happens; God willed it!
Kent Brockman commented on Carolla: Minimum Wage Earners Should Not Have Two Kids
2013-02-21 21:27:15 -0500
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Fux Nuze sez
The answer to people leaching offa da Rest Of Us is (get ready) – Birth Control!!!
The answer to people leaching offa da Rest Of Us is (get ready) – Birth Control!!!
Kent Brockman commented on Murdoch's Sexist Coverage Of Pistorius Murder Case
2013-02-15 23:49:13 -0500
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Murdoch projects himself with his Empire of Sleaze. It’s a placeholder for the organ he can’t get to toot.
Kent Brockman commented on Herman Cain Now On The Fox News Payroll
2013-02-15 23:44:44 -0500
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Fux Nuze sez
Yup! Mitt what’s-hiz-ass lost and We got the message so we dumped the Tundra Hussy and the Toe Sucker but we kept Kkkarl Mucus Face and added this Cain-Toady who looks distinctly un-washable but he has contacts in the ghetto and we godda go there through him. Just consider we hired a black megaphone that doubles as a human shield.
Yup! Mitt what’s-hiz-ass lost and We got the message so we dumped the Tundra Hussy and the Toe Sucker but we kept Kkkarl Mucus Face and added this Cain-Toady who looks distinctly un-washable but he has contacts in the ghetto and we godda go there through him. Just consider we hired a black megaphone that doubles as a human shield.
Kent Brockman commented on Cavuto Raises Cain To Nix Nine-Dollar Minimum Wage
2013-02-14 19:53:04 -0500
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Cain sez
Ya see Kneel, poverty is built into our system so we should just get over it and highlight the few folks that break the poverty bonds by what ever means works! That last round of trading in risk positions wuz a Bonanza for some of the most selfish & corrupt traders in this galaxy. But don’t worry, they can do it again, though not soon enough for us, right Kneel?!
Ya see Kneel, poverty is built into our system so we should just get over it and highlight the few folks that break the poverty bonds by what ever means works! That last round of trading in risk positions wuz a Bonanza for some of the most selfish & corrupt traders in this galaxy. But don’t worry, they can do it again, though not soon enough for us, right Kneel?!
Kent Brockman commented on Got Irony? Bill O'Reilly Whines About 'Epidemic Of Disrespect'
2013-02-14 19:46:45 -0500
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Killer O’Reilly will never get over the fact he cannot Publicly take credit for having Dr. Tiller murdered. A hate like that will never end until it has devoured ever cell in his body. Until then he’ll smother his viewers in the puss oozing out of his every pore. The site of himself in the mirror every day just accelerates his self destructive rage.
Kent Brockman commented on Armchair General Mark Levin Commands His Fox News Troops To Fight Obama ‘Every Step Of The Way’
2013-02-14 19:40:51 -0500
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- Hannity, predictably, ate it up. He gushed, “In your book… you actually said this is a post-Constitutional America… What does that mean for the country?” -
Yup! Eisenhower pointed that out in his farewell address. America had Gone Empire after WW2 and that killed the Republic. That was Ike’s message.
Yup! Eisenhower pointed that out in his farewell address. America had Gone Empire after WW2 and that killed the Republic. That was Ike’s message.
Kent Brockman commented on Martha MacCallum Supports Reproductive Choice? What? Just Kidding!
2013-02-14 08:24:11 -0500
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Sarah what’s-her-face sez
Hey! Kids iz great! I got my kids to both raise their out-of-wedlock children AND my kids too! It’s win-win!
Hey! Kids iz great! I got my kids to both raise their out-of-wedlock children AND my kids too! It’s win-win!
Kent Brockman commented on Ablow: Abandoned-Child Obama Now Wants To Take Care of Everybody
2013-02-14 08:18:04 -0500
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Ablow sez
Psychopath Murdoch wants everyone reduced to penury while he moves into the 0.1% bracket!
Psychopath Murdoch wants everyone reduced to penury while he moves into the 0.1% bracket!
Kent Brockman commented on Bill O’Reilly Debates Howard Kurtz Over NBC And Those Drones
2013-02-14 08:14:38 -0500
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Killer O’Reilly sez
It’s tough being me! Hell, I can’t even Publicly take credit for having a doctor Murdered! That ain’t fair!!!
It’s tough being me! Hell, I can’t even Publicly take credit for having a doctor Murdered! That ain’t fair!!!
Kent Brockman commented on The O’Reilly Factor Reveals Obama’s Secret Plan To Weaken The Military And Redistribute The Wealth
2013-02-14 08:09:48 -0500
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Kraut sez
America’s all about massive enslavement with li’l nuggets of gold for people who beat the system. That’s My America!
America’s all about massive enslavement with li’l nuggets of gold for people who beat the system. That’s My America!
Kent Brockman commented on On Fox & Friends: Peter Johnson Jr. Endorses Cardinal Dolan For Pope!
2013-02-12 18:38:37 -0500
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Fux Nuze sez
We Love Dolan ‘cause he knows how to keep a secret or two. AND he knows what’s good fer the wimmin!
We Love Dolan ‘cause he knows how to keep a secret or two. AND he knows what’s good fer the wimmin!
Kent Brockman commented on Hume: Obama Cares More About Social Justice Than The Economy
2013-02-12 18:35:01 -0500
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Fux Nuze sez
Wanna hear what the POTUS has to say? Just watch Fux. we’ll tell ya what we Know is the real deal.
Wanna hear what the POTUS has to say? Just watch Fux. we’ll tell ya what we Know is the real deal.
Kent Brockman commented on Fox Oohs and Aahs Endlessly Over Obama’s Prayer-Breakfast Critic
2013-02-12 18:30:48 -0500
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Dr. Carson sez
Only stupid people can be convinced to get along with others, and that is just so wrong!
Thanks Doc. Now I’m gonna get drunk & beat up my neighbors ‘cause I’m the exception, I’m smart!
Only stupid people can be convinced to get along with others, and that is just so wrong!
Thanks Doc. Now I’m gonna get drunk & beat up my neighbors ‘cause I’m the exception, I’m smart!