In case you've been wondering, I've long thought Fox was grooming Herman Cain in order to hire him for staff - but was just waiting for that pesky sexual harassment scandal to be old news. Well, it is and they have.
From the Los Angeles Times:
Bill Shine, Fox News' executive vice president of programming, said in a statement that Cain “brings an important voice to the nation’s debates,” framing him as a “political expert with business savvy.”
Cain heralded his own hiring in the same statement.
“I’m excited about joining the Fox family as a contributor because it is an opportunity to be one more voice for intelligent thinking in American,” he said.
His vineyard is labeled-wine, wine, wine.
His lumber company-pine, pine, pine.
And lastly, his restaurant-dine, dine, dine.
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself with such simple minded sarcasm. We are talking about Herman Cain.
I’m lucky there isn’t a “like/dislike” button!
“The Fux Noise bimbo anchorettes should beware as Pizza Man likes to sample an extra slice or two when his wife ain’t around.”
Dear truman: You just gave me a VERY SICK idea: because you coined the nicknames “Jabba the Ailes” for Roger Ailes (head of Faux Spews Channel) and “The Whore of Babble On” for Sarah Palin, I propose we start calling Herman Cain “Pizza the Cain”!
[for those of you that have seen that HILARIOUS Mel Brooks movie “Spaceballs”, “Pizza the Cain” is a sendup of that half-man, half-pizza gangster character called “Pizza the Hut” (it was voiced by the late Dom DeLuise). The two heroes of “Spaceballs” named “Lone Starr” (played by Bill Pullman) and “Barf” (Lone Starr’s half-man, half dog sidekick played by the late John Candy) owe Pizza the Hut one million “space bucks” — and the only way they can come up with the money is by rescuing “King Roland”’s (played by Dick Van Patten) daughter “Princess Vespa” (played by Daphne Zuniga) from the evil “Spaceballs” who are headed by “Dark Helmet” (played by Rick Moranis)]
West: “I’m a warrior and I’m a statesman and I’m a servant of this republic. I’m not going away just because of a congressional race where he seems to have to cheat to beat me.”
Levin: “He sure as hell did. It’s disgusting.”
Well — funny how Marky Mark thought election results were so important in West’s case . . . wasn’t it just a two days ago he said President Obama’s reelection was “no big deal”?
The Fux Noise bimbo anchorettes should beware as Pizza Man likes to sample an extra slice or two when his wife ain’t around.
Only 4 more people like Herman Cain and they’ll have filled Dick Morris’ chair!
Since that “family” now includes a black man, I wonder if Cain was required to present his long-form birth certificate before being accepted for employment . . .
Yup! Mitt what’s-hiz-ass lost and We got the message so we dumped the Tundra Hussy and the Toe Sucker but we kept Kkkarl Mucus Face and added this Cain-Toady who looks distinctly un-washable but he has contacts in the ghetto and we godda go there through him. Just consider we hired a black megaphone that doubles as a human shield.