Sean Hannity was full of malicious glee tonight as he mocked an Instagram of President Obama working out while he’s overseas. For extra America-hating, Hannity slobbered over video of Russian President Vladimir Putin – and even played the theme from Rocky to drive the studmuffin message home.
“You can’t make this up,” Hannity said. I thought the same thing as he laughed heartily while watching Obama to a soundtrack of “Let’s Get Physical,” by Olivia Newton-John. Hannity heckled:
What you’re watching there is footage of your Commander-in-Chief getting real physical with some pretty serious-looking two-pound weights. Mr. President, be careful. I think you probably need somebody to spot you on that. Now, our fearless leader followed this intense, free-weight session with what I’m sure must have been a very taxing little jump on the elliptical.
Oh, my God! Those are two-pound weights! We’ll call it the duck move! What’s this dance move he’s making? I don’t know. And while watching this video, which was posted on Facebook earlier this week, I couldn’t help but notice a prettttty big contrast in the workout routine of another world leader.
Now, is it really fair to compare the judo chopping – let’s see – bareback horse riding, freestyle river-swimming workouts of Russian president Vladimir Putin to President Obama’s bout with an elliptical and a two-pound weight? Well, one thing is for sure, Olivia Newton-John’s hit, Let’s Get Physical, from 1981 – well, I don’t know if that would fit Putin’s style of working out. I don’t think it would give him justice.
As Hannity spoke those last words, we saw footage of Putin riding bareback, shirtless, and swimming in a river.
Hannity continued, “So I’m thinking that his workout is a little more in lines with this.” At that point, we saw Sylvester Stallone, as Rocky, running up the steps of a building, boxing the air triumphantly and jumping up and down to a cheering crowd. The Rocky theme music played with the lyrics, “Gonna fly now, Flying high now, Gonna fly, fly, fly.”
Back in the studio, Hannity mocked Obama’s weight-lifting movements again.
By the way, He-Man Hannity still hasn’t fulfilled his promise to undergo waterboarding for charity – or as Hannity calls it, a “dunk” – to prove it’s not torture. Hannity made that pledge on April 22, 2009. You can contact Hannity via his website or tweet him @SeanHannity and ask him why a tough guy like himself has avoided a little dunking for charity in all this time. Especially since Keith Olbermann offered $1,000 for every second Hannity endures. That should be a piece of cake for a guy like him!
But first, watch Hannity’s open preference for a foreign leader over our own below.
Hannity graphic by Nina Brodsky.
If Seannie Poo-Poo was slobbering over Putin, I’ll bet he was HYPERVENTILATING over photos of former GOP VP candidate Paul Ryan’s P90X workout:
http://lightbox.time.com/2012/10/11/paul-ryan-all-pumped-up-for-his-closeup/#1 . . . and, if so, he’d of likely been the only rightwingnut who was — here were some of the reactions to that photoshoot from rightwing media:
Each of these “pictures is more ridiculous than the next” — Noreen Malone, The New Republic
“I can’t decide which is my favorite: the one where he’s doing a pretty good facial impression of Screech from Saved by the Bell, or the one where he’s saying, ‘Shhh, baby, don’t talk’ to the photographer” — Eddie Scarry, The Blaze
On the bright side, at least Republicans “know Paul Ryan won’t be outgunned” by Joe Biden
Bundy fan Hannocchio has the nerve to talk about President Obama’s workout routine.
Let’s talk about this aging media hack’s own looks, since he opened this can of worms.
Hannocchio’s face has more lines than a porn flick. People will be shocked to see how badly he aged over the years. When you take off the studio makeup, he looks 10 years older. He could be mistaken for his children’s grandpa.
He should consider moonlighting as Santa Clause with that beer belly. The high-calorie intake of fast-food, Chinese food, pizza, cheeseburgers, steaks, unhealthy sandwiches, and booze has taken its toll on that old body. He claims he is in good shape. We beg to differ. He’s in worst shape compared to his younger years.
Joe, a beginner in tennis can beat Hannocchio in 6-love sets. He would be huffing and puffing all over the tennis court. As for Junior’s tennis skills…well…that’s another story.
Put Hannocchio on a bike and let him ride with President Obama. This Long Island Golddigger wouldn’t last less than a mile. He would hop off the bike, and fetch for his luxury SUV.
President Obama is in better shape than this old, worn-out mouthpiece.
NOTE TO HANNITY
We compared pictures of you when you were in Santa Barbara. You’ve aged faster than a picture of Dorian Gray.
“Oh yeah, Hannocchio not long claimed he is still a force to be reckoned with on the hockey ice.”
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, obviously KKKlannity has taken at least one too many hits to the head, because he clearly does NOT know what the “puck” he’s talking about!
And this is coming from an overweight, lazy consumer of junk food.
Yeah, I know he’s been claiming lately that he has a “personal trainer.” And he also says he plays tennis (I bet his wimpy son can whip his ass in straight, 6-love sets!). Oh yeah, Hannocchio not long claimed he is still a force to be reckoned with on the hockey ice. Can you just imagine his sloping face wearing one of those hockey helmets? Perfect fit for a diminished cranium! Do you think his IQ is low enough that he could have played on a pro team?
How long does anyone think Slanthead will stay away from McDonalds? I bet he’s dreaming of his next visit, when he can order another item on the “secret menu,” this one called the “land, sea and air burger…”
…featuring beef, chicken and fish. And of course, all from natural, organic sources, with no animal by-products, fillers or sawdust!! You bet!! Chow down, Seanny!