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Dr. Keith Ablow Really, Seriously Thinking Of Running For Senate

Posted by Brian and Ellen -19pc on February 05, 2013 · Flag

Although we previously reported that Fox News' crackpot psychiatrist, Dr. Keith Ablow, is considering running for the U.S. Senate in Massachusetts, he has now released a statement about his intentions. And they're just as crazy as many of his other statements.

Ablow says:

We face an unprecedented assault on the Constitution and our individual liberties. If the Republican Party in Massachusetts and the Republican National Committee ask me to run at this time, and offer their support in that effort, I will run. If they support another candidate, I will work hard to elect that candidate. If that candidate should lose, I will, in all likelihood, again offer to be a candidate for Senate from Massachusetts in 2014, under the same conditions.

We look forward to his psycholanalyses of his opponents.

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Bigtoe commented 2013-02-05 19:50:59 -0500 · Flag
We can only hope he runs. The clown car is getting really crowded.
Russell Laverty commented 2013-02-05 19:44:16 -0500 · Flag
I didn’t know he lived in our state. I’d love to see him run. It would be so funny to see MA R’s squirm while disavowing everything he says. They know the only chance to win here is by distancing themselves from all those toxic, crazy, wingnuts.
mj - the same one commented 2013-02-05 19:31:43 -0500 · Flag
“We face an unprecedented assault on the Constitution and our individual liberties.”

And yet, you get to run your mouth on national TV analyzing people you’ve never met . . .

“If the Republican Party in Massachusetts and the Republican National Committee ask me to run at this time, and offer their support in that effort, I will run.”

Sure, Doctor. I’m certain that, when the RNC looks for potential candidates, the FIRST place they’d look is at a teevee doctor with no officeholding experience . . .

“If they support another candidate, I will work hard to elect that candidate.”

I’m sure you will, Dr. Ablowme.

And I’m sure any candidate would welcome an endorsement from the one who shared this book cover with Glenn Beck:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pLqzTVcDeuM/TXi5oOln-II/AAAAAAAAK_g/kEKbkZ6JYzk/s1600/Seven-Wonders-That-Will-Change-Your-Life-Glenn-Beck-Keith-Ablow-Simon-Schuster-Audio-books.jpg

“If that candidate should lose, I will, in all likelihood, again offer to be a candidate for Senate from Massachusetts in 2014, under the same conditions.”

Well — I guess Lyndon LaRouche and Ralph Nader got nothin’ on you . . .

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Aria Prescott commented 2013-02-05 18:47:54 -0500 · Flag
“Hi, I’m Keith Ablow- A paranoid, gun toting quack that makes a living saying that everyone but rich, white, Christian male racists are mentally ill- and giving others grounds to say that. Please vote for me!”

Fantastic.
Steve St John commented 2013-02-05 17:31:23 -0500 · Flag
Wow, he’s just so noble, offering to run for Senate if the Party asks him to, in order to combat “an unprecedented assault on the Constitution and our individual liberties.”

Republicans really care about us! (snark)
Bemused commented 2013-02-05 17:16:46 -0500 · Flag
Oh, yes, yes,yes, please, pretty please.
scooter commented 2013-02-05 12:13:16 -0500 · Flag
Oh please let this happen. Watching Ablow get trashed in an election would be almost as much fun as watching Geraldo get trashed. They should run together – Dumb & Dumber
truman commented 2013-02-05 12:10:05 -0500 · Flag
Some say that the Teabagging Repugs already have their full quota of wingnuts with Rand Paul, Michelle Bachmann, etc. ad nauseam. But they will make room for the one and only “Dr” Allblow.
Nayef Daher commented 2013-02-05 11:43:44 -0500 · Flag
So the “psychiatrist” is clearly republican? Who knew!
Thx4 Fish commented 2013-02-05 11:35:06 -0500 · Flag
One day history books will tell the tale of how a TV network took over a political party, promoting its own agenda and its own candidates for office directly from its on-air staff.
Anne-claire Souza commented 2013-02-05 11:15:25 -0500 · Flag
AllBlow on the run ,I mean running for Senator,but,only if the rest of the flakes unite behind him,this would make “Wordsalads” boring.but revisiting the “Twilight zone”, great fun.
d d commented 2013-02-05 10:51:02 -0500 · Flag
Yes, he will run if they all unite around him and if there’s NO GOP PRIMARY! No primary?! Bwaaah!
doors17 commented 2013-02-05 10:45:43 -0500 · Flag
Anyone one who would go to Dr. Ablow for help or advice should have their head examined.

First it’s Geraldo, and now this idiot. Come on Sean, Bill, Greta, Doocy and Gretchen there’s plenty of room for all of you in the clown car. Alllll aboard.
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...And in the meanwhile, he's using his Fox News platform to build his candidacy.








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