Hey single ladies. You really need to put a ring on it because trust fund baby and famous "dick" Tucker Carlson is REALLY upset about the decline in marriage rates. And if you're not in a state of nuptial bliss, don't even think about having children because, according to Tucker Carlson, you're being irresponsible. In September, Carlson's 50's world view was knocked down by a sociologist and since then, Tucker has doubled down on his position in saying that marriage (and we assume he means heterosexual) is so vital that the President should be promoting it. Tucker's (and the religious right's) concern about the decline of traditional families was advanced on this morning's Fox & Friends which featured hate group leader Tony Perkins talking about how kids do best with a mother and father and anything else is a degenerate drag on civilization. Devout Christian and happily, heterosexually married Tucker Carlson agreed.

Senator Ted Cruz is so intent on shutting down the government to punish President Obama for his immigration action that Cruz is willing to keep Attorney General Eric Holder in office in order to do it.

Fox News has used the blizzard in Buffalo as a sham pretext for denying global warming. Oh, and attacking President Obama, while they were at it, for trying to combat it.

Fox News has made a huge outcry about President Obama’s executive action on immigration but the “we report, you decide” network interrupted its coverage of Obama's latest remarks in favor of comments from anti-immigrant extremist Joe Arpaio.

Fox Nation editor and O’Reilly Factor producer Jesse Watters has some ‘splaining to do about the racist, murderous comments we found on Fox Nation about Ferguson protesters. And then tell us again about how black people complaining about racism is “old, tired rhetoric.”

As a faith (Christian, that is) based network, Fox News sees the hand of God whenever one of their fellow chosen (Christian, that is) people is pulled from the hands of death. Earlier this year, Fox & Friends credulously spoke about how, if not for a pocket bible, a bus drive would now be dead. I don't know if the pals did a follow-up; but it was later revealed that the driver's story, about being attacked by black teens, was bogus and that the driver shot and stabbed himself. Today, another story of divine intervention during the recent FSU shooting, was told, in very credulous tones, on America's Newsroom which is supposed to be a real newsroom. Nuff said.

Fox News’ obsession with Jonathan Gruber took a bizarre turn yesterday. “Relationship expert” Karen Ruskin psychoanalyzed President Obama’s relationship with Americans on yesterday’s Your World show. You’ve got to see what she concluded.

Fox News’ revolving door of Republican candidates and paid contributors has turned again with the news that losing Senate candidate Scott Brown will be returning to his Fox News gig with an appearance on Outnumbered next week.

Sean Hannity is ready for the Ferguson, Missouri grand jury’s decision on whether or not to indict police officer Darren Wilson for the shooting death of unarmed Michael Brown. Whatever happens, it will be the Obama administration’s fault.

When Michele Bachmann and Louis Gohmert visited the Hannity show last night, it wasn’t enough to discuss how Republicans plan to fight back against President Obama’s immigration action. No, Bachmann made a blatant plea to the viewers to join her fight. And Sean Hannity allowed her to do it.