That Fox News moonlights as religious broadcasting was evident, once again, on this morning's Fox & Friends First when the gang talked, in credulous terms, about how a bus driver would have been killed if not for his pocket bible which stopped the bullets. According to the leggy blonde hosts, the driver can "literally thank the words of God." Ordained minister and one of a few chosen African-Americans to host Fox week-end shows (no regular black hosts during the week), Kelly Wright said that "the good book saved his life." The chyron stated, as Fox Fact, that this was "divine intervention." As was said in Plan 9 From Outer Space, "that proves it." But what would the Fox say if the driver had been carrying a stash of porn?
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mlp ! commented
2014-02-25 17:50:33 -0500
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I actually had a situation where the bible saved me. (True story) I know you’re all dying to heart it….so I’ll tell it! When I was in college, I had a very fine looking girl in one of my classes, so I asked her out. She accepted, and when the big evening arrived, I went to her residence to pick her up. When she came down carrying a book, I jokingly asked if she planned on doing any reading. She told me it was her bible, and she was hoping that her and I could begin the evening by reading from it together. I respectfully declined, at which point she, also respectfully, said that I was just not the kind of person she could date.
Ahhh, back then we could at least be nice to the other side without hating each other because of differing religious beliefs.
Ahhh, back then we could at least be nice to the other side without hating each other because of differing religious beliefs.
Zap Pow commented
2014-02-25 15:53:34 -0500
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And what is it when the bullet is stopped by :
Phones : http://tinyw.in/sK1i
Glasses : http://tinyw.in/nP4n
Weave : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekKpAIc_9tM
Phones : http://tinyw.in/sK1i
Glasses : http://tinyw.in/nP4n
Weave : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekKpAIc_9tM
Lakeview Greg commented
2014-02-25 12:17:25 -0500
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I guess we all need to pray to Jobs and Gates, too.
http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/5-phones-that-stopped-bullets/
:-)
http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/5-phones-that-stopped-bullets/
:-)
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