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Fox & Friends Pimps Another Heavenly Journey Story

Posted by Priscilla -26.60pc on April 14, 2015 · Flag

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As America's premier Christian morning show, Fox & Friends wants you to know that Jesus is real because, well, folks have linked up with him in heaven and *lived to tell the tale. This morning, Fox & Friends brought us yet another miraculous journey which has now, surprise, surprise, been made into a book.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Steve Doocy were positively enthralled by the story of how  Annabel Beam, who had two incurable diseases, fell from a tree, got knocked out, went to heaven while unconscious, and - wait for it - was miraculously cured of her diseases. Elisabeth Hasselbeck piously proclaimed that the cure is a "miracle."

Annabel explained that Jesus told her that she was being sent back to earth because she had things to do. (Like promote a book on Fox & Friends?) Hasselbeck asked Bream what Jesus looked like. Bream said he had a brown beard, brown hair, and a long white robe which, coincidentally, is how he is portrayed in western depictions of him. (As Megyn Kelly told us, he was white!)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck made little gasping noises throughout the piece. Doocy informed us that this great story, now in book form, will be made into a movie next year. Almost in tears, Hasselbeck concluded, "a little girl, her journey to heaven, her amazing story."

Praise Jesus and Fox News!

*Past Celestial Voyage and miracle cure pieces several of which involved books and movies: Here, Here, Here, Here, Here, Here, Here, Here, Here. 

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Min Ro commented 2016-03-11 20:41:59 -0500 · Flag
I’m sick and tired of parents who manipulate their kids’ minds in order to make an easy dollar! I don’t care to watch or listen to any more crap like this! First the book, and then the movie, and then hundreds of television appearances. They should get REAL jobs instead of milking the public with lies! Scam! Scam! Scam!
radpat_USA commented 2015-04-15 07:12:36 -0400 · Flag
libsreign yeah….I do not believe any Christians have actually ever appeared on Fox News.
And that’s not likely to happen as most Christians have discovered a measure of humility in their faith that would steer them away from the rightwing thugs employed by Fox News!
Kyle Dorfdorfendorf commented 2015-04-14 21:36:15 -0400 · Flag
“Moved by your story are we….”?

And fun was had by all.
mlp ! commented 2015-04-14 21:05:54 -0400 · Flag
@ Barbara S:
Obviously, ‘stupid’ wasn’t one of those cured.
Donna Flannigan commented 2015-04-14 20:28:59 -0400 · Flag
hasselbeck is a fool.
Steve St John commented 2015-04-14 20:13:23 -0400 · Flag
mlp ! – I saw a picture last year of an area in the US ravaged by a cyclone. Just outside the area that was flattened is someone saying “God saved me from the cyclone!” Yeah, I thought you’d like that.
Michael Milrod commented 2015-04-14 19:22:43 -0400 · Flag
My internal crap meter tells me something stinks with this story.
Elemental Fraction commented 2015-04-14 18:23:56 -0400 · Flag
they won their free pass to lie, might as well go all out.
Barbara S. commented 2015-04-14 17:52:53 -0400 · Flag
What were the 2 ‘incurable’ diseases that she is now cured from?
mlp ! commented 2015-04-14 17:16:49 -0400 · Flag
So….Jaysus found time to save the life of this girl, but was no where to be found when the children in Sandy Hook were crying and begging for help?
IMO, god can’t take credit for all the good things if (s)he can’t accept blame for the senseless killing of innocent babies.
Gregory Altman commented 2015-04-14 16:20:25 -0400 · Flag
Scam. She was 9 when she fell and her mother said she felt so bad she wanted to die when she was 11 and now she is 12. This is disgraceful.
John Martin commented 2015-04-14 16:13:02 -0400 · Flag
Signs and wonders-she needed a good dump and now she goes to Faux and dumps on he curvy couch.
libsreign yeah commented 2015-04-14 15:56:25 -0400 · Flag
PRISCILLA, your article appears more like an affront on Christianity than Faux Noise. Why is that? I don’t always agree with FN but I do disagree with you on one’s ability to connect with the God who created us. Please explain your attack on this innocent child saved by the grace of God.
scooter commented 2015-04-14 15:56:13 -0400 · Flag
What’s worse is how many "Muricans will watch this and accept it as truth. This is ratings gold for FOX, which is all they care about. Ratings = $$, truth be damned to hell.
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