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commented on Tucker Carlson Calls Supreme Court Protesters 'A Pulsating Blob Of Humanity' 2017-02-01 12:43:20 -0500 · Flag

@doors 17. The correct spelling of “Tucker” is “fTucker”. The “T” is silent. Tune in Fux Noise nightly to see why.

The hybrid Turtle-Man Mitch won’t get a single Democrat vote in favor of Gorsuch. Orange Twitler will demand the nuclear option. It’s an even money bet whether the hybrid obeys the commands of Herr Twitler. If he doesn’t, his wife Elaine may be fired from the Cabinet.

commented on Outrageous Fox Quote Of The Week Poll - 1/23-1/29/17 2017-02-01 10:19:57 -0500 · Flag

9/11 Ghouliani or Strumpet Conaway. Toss a coin.

commented on Kellyanne Conway: Pundits Who ‘Talk Smack’ About Trump Should Be Fired. ‘We Know All Their Names’ 2017-01-30 09:28:11 -0500 · Flag

@doors 17. Love “Twitler”. I think I will add Orange to it and go over to the Fox Nation cesspool to drop a few insults.

commented on Rudy Giuliani Reveals He Helped Make Trump’s Muslim Ban Look Like It Wasn’t A Muslim Ban 2017-01-29 10:46:20 -0500 · Flag

9/11 Ghouliani ain’t fooling anyone. Muslim nations doing business with the Trump Organization are OK. The others are out.

commented on NBC Cancels An Hour Of ‘Today’ To Make Room For Megyn Kelly 2017-01-28 14:51:33 -0500 · Flag

After Barbie dispenses with Al and Tamron, she will set her evil sights on Lester Holt (another African-American) and his evening anchor slot.

commented on Snowflake Trump Spends More than 5 Minutes Whining About His Media Coverage, Inauguration Crowd Size And Alec Baldwin 2017-01-27 15:13:58 -0500 · Flag

Orange Donald’s impression of Alec Baldwin needs a little work.
KKKlannity? I can’t tell. Maybe he is impersonating Ted Baxter with a mean streak.

commented on Mike Huckabee On Fox: ‘No Evidence Whatsoever’ Of Voter Fraud 2017-01-25 15:49:49 -0500 · Flag

When Gomer the Huckster is the GOPiggy voice of reason, we are all up shit’s creek. And no paddle to be seen.

Orange Donald only wants to hear the alternative facts that support his preconceived idiotic notions.

It’s obvious that no one can speak frankly to this spoiled brat. Not trophy wife Melanoma, not his children who fear he will disinherit him, not the WH staff who fear being fired, and not Dense Pence who is planning a Presidential run when Orange Donald is impeached.

commented on Outrageous Fox Quote of the Week Poll 1/16-1/22 2017-01-24 20:35:42 -0500 · Flag

Tempted to vote for Orange Donald. But figured we have another four years to endure his idiotic comments (unless he is impeached).

Gave the nod to Mason Weaver. Black-on-black attacker in the Fux Noise tradition.

commented on Stacey Dash, George Will And Others Fired By Fox News 2017-01-23 20:04:54 -0500 · Flag

Ill Will was doomed when he dissed Bildo’s ghost-written “Killing Reagan”.

Stacey is too old to go back to taking her clothes off for a living. Maybe Jabba the Ailes would hire her as a very personal administrative assistant.

commented on Fox’s Alveda King Insists Women’s March On Washington Got It Wrong Because Trump ‘Loves Women’ 2017-01-23 15:07:14 -0500 · Flag

President Pussygrabber loves women….especially the young ones. Just rent “Return to Golden Showers” on Blu-ray. Produced and directed by manly man Putin.

commented on Fox’s Kennedy Mocks The Women’s March On Washington, Asks ‘Can We Deport Michael Moore?’ 2017-01-22 13:36:26 -0500 · Flag

Her humor rivals that of other right-wing “comedians” like Greg Gutfart and Jesse Butt Boy Watters.

commented on Sheriff David Clarke: ‘Only Reason I’ll Be Reaching Across The Aisle Is To Grab One Of Them By The Throat’ 2017-01-21 15:46:04 -0500 · Flag

Clown Clarke wants Clueless Comey’s FBI gig. Then he can spend his days rummaging through Hillary’s email server and underwear drawer.

commented on The Resistance Starts Today 2017-01-20 10:55:57 -0500 · Flag

Orange Donald is too lazy to be anything other than a token President. The real executive power will be Dense Pence. And Pence has told us that his VP role model is Little Dick Cheney. Perfect. Another disengaged President and another VP chomping at the bit to start another war or two.

commented on CIA Director John Brennan Suggests FBI Has Evidence Of Trump/Russia Collusion 2017-01-19 18:14:02 -0500 · Flag

Clueless Comey can’t be bothered to investigate collusion between Russia and Orange Donald that turned the election. He’s too busy rummaging around in Hillary’s email files and her underwear drawer. Worst FBI Director since Janet Edgar Hoover.

commented on Donald Trump Doesn't Know What He's Going To Do First Thing In Office 2017-01-19 10:29:07 -0500 · Flag

Orange Donald doesn’t like difficult tasks like reading the daily intelligence briefing or reviewing budget numbers. That work will be left to de-facto President Pence. Meanwhile, Orange Donald will spend his days tweeting with his little stubby fingers.

commented on Watch President Obama's Final Press Conference 2017-01-18 15:19:43 -0500 · Flag

What a wonderful President we have had for the past eight years. Smart, articulate and compassionate.

commented on Watch Rep. Tom Price Confirmation Hearing To Head HHS 2017-01-18 13:06:51 -0500 · Flag

Orange Donald has put together a team of Cabinet officers that make the Cleveland Browns look like a Super Bowl juggernaut.

commented on Fox News Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll January 9-15, 2017 2017-01-17 09:31:45 -0500 · Flag

Looking forward to four years of outrageous crap spewing out of Spicer’s pie hole. For this week, had to vote for little piglet Gutfart, a champion of IGMFU.

commented on Racist, Vichy Democrat Bob Beckel Back As Cohost Of Fox’s The Five 2017-01-16 17:53:08 -0500 · Flag

Did Wanker Bob get a signing bonus to re-up at Fux Noise? A gross of stale donuts and a case of cheap whiskey would do it.

commented on Rep. Gohmert: Mexico Will Want To Pay Us For The Wall 2017-01-14 20:11:54 -0500 · Flag

@mlp! The coveted Dumbest Asshole in Congress award is more commonly known as the Gohmey.

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