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commented on Outrageous Fox Quote Of The Week Poll - 3/13-3/19/17 2017-03-21 13:17:09 -0400 · Flag

Went with King. Wanted to cast a final write-in vote for Judge Nappy, Fux’s super secret double agent.

commented on You Know It’s A Bad Day For Trump When Chris Wallace Praises The Democrats During House Intelligence Hearing 2017-03-20 23:08:39 -0400 · Flag

As the FBI investigation starts to zero in on Russkie lovers Manafort and Flynn, the Tangerine Tyrant will toss them under the bus.

commented on Watch House Intelligence Committee's Russia Hearing (Open Thread) 2017-03-20 15:28:16 -0400 · Flag

This day has not gone well for the Tangerine Tyrant. He lied about the wiretap. His advisors worked with the Russkies to win the election.
Fux will toss this hearing into a hole. Show reruns of the Benghazi hearing.

commented on The Secy Of State Threatens War With N Korea – Right After Freezing Out All Press Except Fox News 2017-03-18 14:18:26 -0400 · Flag

Will Wrecks or the Tangerine Tyrant allow the fake media to cover any of the needless wars they start? North Korea looks like a good bet for a war in 2017. Iran is a close second in the current wagering.

commented on That Time Sean Hannity Reportedly Pulled A Gun On Juan Williams... 2017-03-17 09:42:02 -0400 · Flag

Juan got a bit uppity. Massa KKKlannity put him back in his place. Just another day on the Fux Noise Plantation.

commented on Not A Single Person Of Color On Screen With Trump At Rally 2017-03-16 15:48:47 -0400 · Flag

To ramp up Mango Mussolini’s outreach to people of color, Sean “Spicey” Spicer will do his next WH press briefing in black face.

commented on Bill O’Reilly Continues His Assault On Health Insurance For The Folks 2017-03-15 23:04:28 -0400 · Flag

Bildo gets a big tax cut paid for by taking away his chauffeur’s health care insurance. The exciting thought must cause Bildo to sprout a woody.

commented on Monica Crowley Now A Foreign Agent For Pro-Russian Oligarch 2017-03-15 12:21:10 -0400 · Flag

Ukraine’s independence will be short-lived. Manly man Putin, with help from paid agents like the disgraced General Flynn, will get a Russian-friendly puppet regime installed. Failing that, Putin will invent some pretext (e.g. Russian citizens being harassed in the Ukraine) to invade and conquer. All the while, our Orange Orangutan will play a lot of weekend golf in Palm Beach.

commented on Outrageous Fox Quote Of The Week Poll - 3/6-3/12/17 2017-03-14 17:43:40 -0400 · Flag

The Shaffer and KKKlannity comedy duo. Best act since Abbott and Costello.
Who’s on first?
That’s what I heard.

commented on Is Trumpcare Losing Fox News? 2017-03-13 18:20:13 -0400 · Flag

The non-partisan CBO says that TrumpCare will take away health insurance from 24 million Americans. But don’t believe them. Math has a liberal bias.

commented on Fox News Reportedly Settles Sexual Assault Case Brought By Former Contributor For $2.5 Million 2017-03-09 09:29:39 -0500 · Flag

As part of the settlement, Fux Noise agreed to replace the Viagra with saltpeter in the cafeteria coffee.

commented on Laura Ingraham Suggests Employers Treat Striking Women Like Reagan Did The Air Traffic Controllers: ‘Fire Them And Move On’ 2017-03-08 09:35:35 -0500 · Flag

Doesn’t matter whether the women at Screech Ingraham’s failing business show up or not. Their paychecks are going to bounce regardless.

commented on Outrageous Fox Quote Of The Week Poll - 2/27/17-3/5/17 2017-03-07 13:21:01 -0500 · Flag

Mark the Munchkin.

Mango Mussolini is a close second with his “the buck never stops here” policy.

commented on Mark Levin, Trump’s ‘Obama Wiretapped Me’ Source, Admits He Has No Idea If Obama Did It 2017-03-06 09:43:12 -0500 · Flag

Mango Mussolini makes all of his important Presidential decisions during his 5 am bowel movement and tweeting frenzy.

commented on Laura Ingraham Promotes Anti-Immigrant Lie About Benefits For ‘Illegals’ 2017-03-04 13:47:20 -0500 · Flag

Bearing false witness is not a sin if you wear a big cross around your scrawny neck. That’s in Two Corinthians I think.

commented on Fox’s Jon Scott Suggests Nobody Cares About Trump’s Ties To Russia 2017-03-02 13:39:48 -0500 · Flag

As long as the GOPiggies control both the House and the Senate, and as long as manly man Putin has that Golden Showers video, we ain’t going to learn nothing about Mango Mussolini’s ties to the Russkie mob.

commented on Trump Blames Obama And Generals For Disastrous Yemen Raid 2017-02-28 22:04:38 -0500 · Flag

When the economy tanks and we get mired in two endless wars in Iran and North Korea, be assured that all of that is the fault that black Kenyan socialist who used to live in the White House.

commented on Outrageous Fox Quote Of The Week Poll – 7/20-7/26/17 2017-02-28 17:09:20 -0500 · Flag

I will join the crowd and vote for Pig Newton. It’s always entertaining to see draft-dodging chicken hawks like Newt (see also Little Dick Cheney and Talking Toilet Brush Bolton) froth up with war talk. It must give them a semi-erect woody.

commented on Laura Ingraham's Lifezette Appears To Be In Financial Trouble 2017-02-26 14:52:47 -0500 · Flag

Isn’t AP one of those liberal media that specializes in fake news? Screech shouldn’t have to pay a cent (which is what she has done anyway). And besides, it must be Obama’s fault somehow.

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