Despite her heavy pancake makeup applied with a trowel, Monica the Miscreant is as ugly on the outside as she is inside.

“Dr” Allblow is a clueless quack.

Tom Ricks should check his phone and computer to make sure they aren’t hacked.

Instead of fretting about paying a few more tax dollars, Bildo should worry about KKKlannity’s plan to take over Bildo’s Fux Noise time slot.

I loved the way that a real journalist shoved Benghazi-gate up Scott’s ass.

I can almost hear KKKlannity shrieking—“Sharia Law…Muslim Brotherhood….That Muslim-loving Obama…Impeachment….”.

It’s too late kids. Thanks to Birther Boy, the Trump name is pure shit.

Father Spanky can’t stay away from that old right-wing propaganda; just like a pedophile Catholic priest and his altar boys.

We need to revoke Wrinkled Rupert’s USA citizenship.

The so-called job creators (translation: the superwealthy) were more than taken care with the massive tax cuts that Dumbya recklessly showered on them. We are still waiting 12 years later for the jobs to show up.

Fux Bizness Noise has all of the integrity of a holiday TV infomercial.

Tantaros is the Greek-version of Filipino hatemonger Ms. Michelle Maglalang. A nasty-mouth, mean-spirited bigot.

@bemused. I can’t figure whether Gutfart is trying to be funny or just trying to be irascible. Either way, he comes off as a mean-spirited asshole.

As I seem to recall from the Anthony Weiner-gate scandal, Van Suckup couldn’t get enough news about Weiner’s Peter/Johnson/Junior.

Have a Great Thanksgiving everyone.

Hostess Brands died because of greedy, incompetent management. You won’t hear that fact from Fux Noise because it is at variance with their union-bashing propaganda.

Bildo’s lavish lifestyle is in large part dependent on the massive tax cuts his lord & savior Dumbya bestowed on all millionaires.

Crispy Cream Christie is an agile politician, particularly for someone weighing over 400 pounds. Contrary to popular opinion, Crispy Cream never really wanted MagicUnderwear Mitt to win. Remember how Crispy Cream’s convention speech was all about him and almost nothing about MagicUnderwear. His public embrace of President Obama in the wake of Superstorm Sandy helped ensure MagicUnderwear’s defeat. Had MagicUnderwear won, Crispy Cream’s road to the White House would have been blocked for at least eight years, and probably longer with Lying Ryan as the Repug-Teabagger heir apparent. Now the road is clear after our President finishes his second term. With his latest suck-up to Wrinkled Rupert, Crispy Cream will be back in the good graces of Nooz Corpse and particularly Fux Noise.

Bildo and the Repug-Teabagger Party he constantly shills for still don’t have a clue.

The menfolk of the Repug-Taliban Nation know what’s right for the ladies and their lady parts.