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commented on Fox Already Blaming President Obama For Detention Of Military Personnel In Libya 2013-12-28 09:29:33 -0500 · Flag

Mad man Bolton, AKA the Talking Toilet Brush, excitedly wets his Depends when he just thinks about yet another war against a Muslim nation. A general war with Iran is the big prize. For now, the neocons will have to settle for this minor military incident in Libya, AKA Benghazi on Fux Noise.

commented on Juan Williams Helps Fox Racially Smear Jesse Jackson Over Duck Dynasty 2013-12-27 11:00:55 -0500 · Flag

When Bildo, KKKlannity and the rest of the Fux Noise regulars want to ratchet up the race-baiting, they out-source the heavy lifting to their loyal house Negroes like Juan.

commented on Mike Huckabee: Phil Robertson's Values Are Christian Values 2013-12-26 23:32:47 -0500 · Flag

Gomer the Huckster’s brand of Christianity would make Baby Jesus cry.

commented on Todd Starnes Outraged By 'Prancing' And 'Gyrating' Drag Queens 2013-12-27 13:51:17 -0500 · Flag

Didn’t Turdles audition for one of the leads in “Priscilla Queen of the Desert”?

commented on On Fox & Friends: Sarah Palin Warns Against 'Booting God' From Public Square! 2013-12-26 14:41:29 -0500 · Flag

If I lived in Wasilla, I would have no problem if the Whore of Babble-On staged a live nativity in front of her private home. Bristol as the Virgin Mary, her boyfriend Levi Johnston as Joseph, and the rest of the Palin clan as assorted jackasses. Just keep your religion out of my public square.

commented on Sarah Palin Never Read Duck Dynasty Interview Before Defending Phil Robertson 2013-12-24 18:02:53 -0500 · Flag

The Whore of Babble-On’s War on Christmas book will be in the $1 bin at Wal-Mart starting Thursday.

commented on Martha MacCallum Suggests Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson’s Views On Gays Are Like Pope Francis’ 2013-12-24 14:34:58 -0500 · Flag

Not sure I will get the opportunity later, so I want to wish each and every NewsHound a Happy Holiday!

For those trolls from the Fux Nation cesspool of hate, please remember to teabag Santa when he comes down the chimney. That will bring out a loud Ho Ho Ho!

commented on Ungar Blasts Fox News’ Fear Mongering About ObamaCare Navigators 2013-12-23 19:31:13 -0500 · Flag

Ungar will receive a lump of coal in his Fux Noise Christmas stocking.

commented on Bill O'Reilly's Christmas 'Teachings' Praised By Anti-Gay Crackpot Clergyman 2013-12-23 13:21:55 -0500 · Flag

Wingnut Jeffres and Bildo should actually read the First Amendment some time. Among other things, the Amendment absolutely prohibits the Government from promoting a religion. It’s called the Establishment Clause.

commented on Fox News Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll – 12/15/13-12/21/13 2013-12-23 09:10:38 -0500 · Flag

Bildo’s war record or Martha’s mean-spirited attack on our President. I can go with either.

commented on Mike Huckabee Suggests Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson And President Obama Are On The Same Gay-Rights Page 2013-12-22 19:57:13 -0500 · Flag

After receiving that BJ posing as a news interview, I wonder if Gomer the Huckster bought Chrissie a nice dinner.

commented on Fox News Mail Call 12/21/13 Edition 2013-12-22 10:26:51 -0500 · Flag

Teabaggers who get all of their news information from Fux Noise should not ever be allowed to vote.

commented on Todd Starnes: If Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Had Been Twerking A Duck, He Would Have Gotten An Emmy 2013-12-21 19:45:17 -0500 · Flag

I’m not sure about homophobe Uncle Phil, but I would stipulate that Turdles has experience with twerking farm animals.

commented on Megyn Kelly's 'White Santa' And 'White Jesus' Comments Wins Our Most Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll 2013-12-21 09:50:52 -0500 · Flag

Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Phil will be playing White Santa at the Fux Noise Christmas Party.

commented on Fox Guest Likens Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson To Martin Luther King, Jr. 2013-12-21 11:41:03 -0500 · Flag

If Wrinkled Murdick could tear his limp member from the hands of his private masseuse for a few minutes, he could seize a great opportunity. The Fux Reality Channel. Sign up the soon-to-be-unemployed Robertson homophobe clan and mix in current Fux faves like the Whore of Babble-On Palin, Gomer Huckabee, D-List Dennis Miller, etc in the lineup. The Zimmerman Klan would make a great reality series——follow vigilante George as he stalks down suspicious dark people in white neighborhoods.

commented on Did Fox's Ed Henry Try A 'Merry Christmas' Gotcha On President Obama? 2013-12-20 18:22:23 -0500 · Flag

Ed is a weasel. This was just another shot in the Fux Noise eternal War on Christmas. Our President should have told Ed to go fuck himself.

commented on Sarah Palin: Free Speech For Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson! For Martin Bashir? Not So Much 2013-12-21 09:12:36 -0500 · Flag

The Palin clan and the Robertson clan spring from the same gene pool.

commented on O’Reilly Becomes Unhinged Debating Mikey Weinstein In The War On Christmas: “I Covered Four Wars With A Pen!” 2013-12-20 13:53:53 -0500 · Flag

Bildo “covered” the wars in El Salvador and the Falklands from his hotel suite in Buenos Aires. The closest he came to armed combat was when a pimp pulled a knife on him.

commented on Dr. Marc Siegel Was Once A Liberal?! 2013-12-19 14:16:35 -0500 · Flag

Siegel will poop out the right-wing propaganda as long as Fux Noise signs his paycheck.

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