truman commented on Fox’s Ed Henry On Leave After Steamy Affair Is Revealed
2016-05-04 12:31:34 -0400
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Henry’s wife is Hung. I wonder if Ed is. Let’s ask Natalia.
Good old Republican family values.
Good old Republican family values.
truman commented on Ted Cruz Attacks Murdoch And Ailes For Turning Fox News Into ‘The Donald Trump Network’
2016-05-03 21:24:18 -0400
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Carnival Cruz wrongly figured that as long as he steered hard right, he would be the GOPiggy nominee. What he didn’t realize was that Long Dong Donald could outflank him on the right.
truman commented on Indiana Primary Open Thread
2016-05-04 10:41:49 -0400
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In honor of Presidential nominee Long Dong Donald, all loyal GOPiggies will henceforth dye their pubic hair “tangerine sunrise.”
truman commented on Outrageous Fox Quote Of The Week Poll, 4/24-4/30/16
2016-05-02 18:37:21 -0400
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@jan hall. In recognition of Trump’s alleged most notable asset, I would opt for Long Dong Donald (or simply LDD).
truman commented on Meghan McCain Says Something Inane - Again!
2016-05-02 12:31:44 -0400
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The dementia gene is dominant in the McDepends clan.
truman commented on Fox’s Todd Starnes Highly Offended That Larry Wilmore Called Obama ‘My N***a’
2016-05-02 11:02:02 -0400
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Did anyone catch “Tanya” Starnes’ drag queen revue last weekend? What “Tanya” did with a 12-inch kielbasa was amazing.
truman commented on Fox's Howard Kurtz Calls Three Trump Surrogates The ‘Real Stars’ Of The White House Correspondents’ Dinner
2016-05-02 09:28:05 -0400
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When Howie goes to a Yankee baseball game, he photographs the ground crew.
truman commented on Fox’s Jesse Watters Got Into Scuffle With Huffington Post’s Ryan Grim
2016-05-01 22:31:02 -0400
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If Jesse stole my cell phone, he would be wearing it inside one of his body orifices.
truman commented on Fox News Wasted No Time Attacking Larry Wilmore And President Obama At WHCA Dinner
2016-05-01 10:21:19 -0400
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Our President got more genuine laughs in that one speech last night than Greg Gutfart or D-List Dennis Miller have received in the last decade on Fux Noise.
truman commented on Bobby Knight: A Vote For Trump Is Like A Vote For George Washington
2016-04-30 13:08:22 -0400
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Long Dong Donald has a lot of GOPiggy Presidential traits: corruption of Warren Harding, paranoia of Richard Nixon, intellectual shallowness of Ronnie Raygun and the pure dumbness of George W. Bush.
truman commented on Bill O’Reilly Commiserates With Donald Trump About ‘Out Of Control’ Accusations Of Racism And Sexism
2016-04-29 16:35:08 -0400
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Bildo’s RX to get those out-of-control women back in line: drag them down the stairs by their neck.
truman commented on Donald Trump Doesn’t Know We Invaded Iraq After We Invaded Afghanistan
2016-04-29 09:26:12 -0400
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Long Dong Donald is a big picture sort of guy. Can’t get bogged down in details of when and where to invade some Muslim country. Let some apprentice take care of that.
truman commented on Meghan McCain Loves Carly Fiorina Because She ‘Rips Out’ Hillary Clinton’s ‘Jugular And Serves It To Me On A Plate’
2016-04-28 18:58:21 -0400
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Choosing a patently unqualified woman as VP always sends a tingle up the legs of the McDepends family.
truman commented on Has Megyn Kelly Started To Pull Her Punches Against Donald Trump?
2016-04-27 19:58:49 -0400
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Until Long Dong Donald becomes the GOPiggy nominee, Blackroots Barbie Kelly can pretend to be a news reporter who asks tough questions. Once LDD is the nominee, Blackroots Barbie will line up with the rest of the Fux Noise hacks (Bildo, KKKlannity, Van Suckup, etc) to give him endless BJs.
truman commented on Brian Kilmeade's Outrage Over $20 Bill Change Whitewashes Andrew Jackson's Genocidal History
2016-04-27 14:23:28 -0400
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Crystal may not be right, but she is always white.
truman commented on Huckabee: It’s ‘An Insult To Women’ For Clinton To Promise 50% Women In Her Cabinet
2016-04-27 09:13:03 -0400
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President Gomer the Huckster’s Cabinet would reflect the America he knows: a bunch of old, fat white guys.
truman commented on Outrageous Fox News Quote Of The Week Poll: April 17-23, 2016
2016-04-25 09:24:17 -0400
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Milwaukee’s finest…Sheriff Clarke. He belongs in the TV Sheriff Hall of Fame along with Roscoe P. Coltrane and Barney Fife.
truman commented on Anna Kooiman Gushes Over Jesus On Cross In Pregnant Woman's Uterus
2016-04-24 15:16:10 -0400
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My sourdough toast is shaped just like the fetus on that sonogram. Praise Jeezus!
truman commented on O’Reilly Uses Prince’s Death To Blame Obama For Rise In Drug Overdose Deaths
2016-04-24 09:33:50 -0400
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At this time next year, all that troubles us will be President Hillary Clinton’s fault. So sayeth Bildo.
truman commented on The O’Reilly Factor’s Phony Update On Hillary Clinton’s Emails
2016-04-25 14:53:23 -0400
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The Fux Noise trolls are busy today.
