Gutfart is humor for teabaggers who find D-List Dennis Miller too cerebral.

How many f-ing times has the Talking Toilet Brush Bolton spewed out his anti-Obama lies on the VanSuckup show? He gets invited because of these lies, not in spite of them.

@aria prescott. Exactly correct. Gomer the Huckster, Ms. Maglalang and Bildo make a very nasty trio of like-minded hatemongers.

First the French learned the hard way about the wrath of Bildo. (Read in the Paris Business Review about how Bildo’s boycott cost them at least 10 francs). Then the Canadians. Now the Mexicans. Bildo needs to up-the-ante and bring the Iranians and the North Koreans into line with what Merkans want.

Our President’s leadership in the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy has been exemplary. He rightfully has earned high praise from Democrats and Republicans. Criticism of him only emanates from the cesspool of hate, AKA Fux Noise, and turdmasters like KKKlannity.

I wonder if McGrath would have preferred that our President’s response been more like Dumyba: a flyover, an air guitar session and a couple of “you’re doing a heckuva job”?

Al Gore is guilty of two heinous crimes in the teanut world: One, he is ardently pro-environmental. Two, he ran for President against the teanuts’ lord & savior Dumbya.

Sometimes I wonder how the last 15 years would have been had Gore become President. Certainly, the massive tax cuts to the wealthy and the destruction of our financial regulations would not have occurred. Thus, the great Recession of 2008 would likely have been avoided. It is also difficult to imagine a President Gore using phony intelligence to wage a totally unnecessary ten-year war against Iraq. Finally, since a President Gore would not likely have taken a full month off in August 2001 to clean up his Texas ranch, we can wonder whether he would have ignored intelligence reports pointing to an imminent 9/11 attack? All in all, this nation would have been a lot better off with a President Gore rather than Dumbya.

Toe-sucking Dick Morris is predicting a landslide victory for “Dr” Allblow.

I can understand the disappointment of the average moronic teabagger when MagicUnderwear Mitt lost. The teabagger had been hearing for weeks from KKKlannity, toe-sucking Dick Morris and Turdblossom Rove how Mitt would win.

My normal reaction to KKKlannity is to quote Speaker Boner and tell him to fuck himself.

The Lesser Limpballs is almost as much a shitpile as his big brother OxyRush.

The bikini girl’s chest was nice, but Jesse and Bildo were the biggest boobs in that segment.

I would be in favor of allowing pistol duels between feuding, teabagging Repugs to settle these disputes.

A good thing. A modest tax increase for the wealthy. Tax relief for the middle class. Extension of unemployment benefits for the needy. Fixing Medicare payments to doctors so seniors can continue to received needed medical care.

Unfortunately, the debt ceiling and the sequester issues are still unresolved. Watch for Cantor and his fellow teabagging Repugs to continue to pitch a fit and obstruct everything when they don’t get their way.

The Teabagging Repugs are deficit hawks when it comes to slashing Grandpa’s medicare benefits and Grandma’s social security check. When it comes to tossing huge tax breaks to millionaires, deficit reduction takes a back seat.

If Juliette’s short skirt doesn’t take Father Spanky’s attention away from comely altar boys, nothing will.

Waiting for Talking Toilet Brush Bolton (and Screech Ingraham and Chuckie Kraphamsters) to apologize for their classless, false smears of Secretary Clinton;
Waiting for cowardly KKKlannity to make good on his promise to be waterboarded for charity to prove it is not torture;
Waiting for Bildo to declare an end to his divisive and hateful annual War on Christmas;
Waiting for Jabba The Ailes and Fux Noise to cease being a public relations tool for the teabagging Repugs;

2013 promises to be a long, long wait. Happy New Year anyway to the regulars at NewsHounds.

Happy New Year everyone! Watching our President being re-inaugurated for another four years will make for a delightful January. I can already hear Fux Noise —Shit Fumes and Chuckie Kraphamsters in particular—panning President Obama’s inaugural address as hyper-partisan and overly political.

All of the aforementioned failed Fux Noise memes deserve our ridicule. My particular favorite is the landslide election of MagicUnderwear Mitt. Toe-sucking Dick Morris looked especially ridiculous, even for someone who paid $600-an-hour to lick hooker toe jam.

It seems like the Fux Noise War on Christmas starts a little earlier each year and ends a bit later. In a couple of years, the War on Christmas will be perpetual, just like Dumbya’s endless wars against Muslim nations.

Kraphamsters = a badly embalmed cadaver.

Screech Ingraham and Talking Toilet Brush Bolton should be ashamed of their false, nasty insinuations.