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commented on Fox Mole Joe Muto Takes you Inside Bill O'Reilly's Head 2013-05-29 15:52:28 -0400 · Flag

OxyRush Limpdick must take great comfort in knowing that his asshole buddy Jabba the Ailes always will protect his large lardass from criticism.

commented on Hannity Recasts Rumsfeld Into A Hero In The War On Terror 2013-05-29 10:06:10 -0400 · Flag

Must be Rummy’s week to polish the Dumbya legacy turd. With a BJ assist from KKKlannity.

commented on Juan Williams Points Out That Republicans Were Pushing For Leak Probes Before They Were Complaining about Leak Probes 2013-05-27 22:32:17 -0400 · Flag

Shit Fumes sure created a stink when Juan defended the AG.

commented on Fox Nation Honors Bush's Memorial Day Message But Not Obama's 2013-05-28 13:29:55 -0400 · Flag

In the Fux Nation headlines, it’s always “President” Bush and always just “Obama.”

commented on Fr. Jonathan Morris Uses Creationism Discussion To Pimp School Vouchers Over 'Flawed' Public School System' 2013-05-27 15:27:40 -0400 · Flag

Fux Noise says nix to public schools, public libraries, public transportation and public health. As Jabba the Ailes is fond to say: “If you can’t afford to pay all of it by yourself, you don’t deserve it.”

commented on Bob Dole: Republicans Should Put Up A Sign 'Closed For Repairs' 2013-05-27 12:01:28 -0400 · Flag

GOP closed indefinitely. Contact the nearest teabagger office for details.

commented on Fox News Outrageous Quote Of The Week – 5/19/13-5/25/13 2013-05-27 09:28:37 -0400 · Flag

Again, all worthy contenders. I will go with Creepy Crawley. She hasn’t a clue of what she is blathering about, but that doesn’t deter her nonstop verbal attacks on President Obama.

commented on Memorial Day Weekend Open Thread 2013-05-26 15:51:51 -0400 · Flag

Our President is in Oklahoma City to survey the damage and comfort the victims of that massive tornado. I’m sure that Fux Noise will downplay all of this at least until they figure out how to blame President Obama for the tornado.

Fux must miss the good old days when after a natural disaster like this, Dumbya would do a couple of fly-overs in Air Force One, practice his air guitar, attend Gramps McDepends 100th birthday party, and then tell everyone that their doing a heckuva job.

commented on Fox News Mailbag: May 25, 2013 Edition 2013-05-25 20:24:36 -0400 · Flag

From this sampling of emails, it’s evident that teanuts who get their news from Fux Noise obviously don’t need no stinking crazy pills.

commented on Megyn Kelly Helps George Zimmerman Demonize Trayvon Martin 2013-05-25 20:17:55 -0400 · Flag

If an armed adult black male vigilante stalked and then shot to death an unarmed teenage white male, Megyn KKKelly would be organizing the lynch mob.

commented on Flashback: Andrea Tantaros Complained About Obama's 'Violent Rhetoric' Before Advocating Punching Obama Supporters 'In The Face' 2013-05-25 12:07:47 -0400 · Flag

IOKIYAAR. Episode 7,235,667.

commented on Dick Cheney The Runaway Winner Of Our Outrageous Quote Poll 2013-05-23 23:37:17 -0400 · Flag

Darth Dickhead Cheney should win a lifetime achievement award for his innumerable outrageous quotes.

commented on O’Reilly, Guilfoyle And Wiehl Whoop It Up Over Jodi Arias’ Potential Death Sentence 2013-05-23 16:31:32 -0400 · Flag

In the Fux Nation, respect for the sanctity of life ends when you exit the womb.

commented on Malkin Blames British Liberals For London Terrorist Attack 2013-05-23 10:08:36 -0400 · Flag

As part of our comprehensive immigration reform, can we re-examine the citizenship of one Filipina anchor baby?

commented on Four Years, One Month Since Hannity Promised To Undergo Waterboarding For Charity 2013-05-22 22:31:01 -0400 · Flag

Bok Bok Bok Bok!

commented on Van Susteren: I Would Advise IRS Tax-Exempt Chief To Take The 5th, Too 2013-05-22 19:34:46 -0400 · Flag

Remember when Ollie North invoked the 5th Amendment before Congress in order to conceal his involvement in the patently illegal Iran-Contra affair? I do. Remember when the right-wing media pointed fingers at Ollie and yelled “Guilty”? I don’t either

commented on Fox Poll Bias Assumes People Are Concerned About Its Fake Scandals 2013-05-22 11:13:35 -0400 · Flag

Fux Noise: It’s news only if we report it. It’s a scandal if we say it is.

commented on Reuters: James Rosen's Reporting Was 'Almost Guaranteed' To Attract CIA Attention 2013-05-22 09:51:20 -0400 · Flag

Great Caesar’s ghost! Jimmy Rosen must have learned his news reporting skills from cub reporter Jimmy Olsen of the Daily Planet.

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