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commented on Stephen Colbert Hilariously Mocks Fox’s Faux Coffee Cup Salute Controversy 2014-09-26 10:26:55 -0400 · Flag

Lizzie HazMat opined: “I think that when you are not intending to do something, you could be intending to do something.”

As difficult as it was, Fux Noise actually found a curvy couch cretin more idiotic than Daddy Douchebag or Brain Kilmeade.

commented on Fox News Celebrates Attorney General Eric Holder’s Resignation 2014-09-25 18:41:19 -0400 · Flag

Eric Holder has served this nation with distinction for six years as Attorney General. Jesse “Butt Boy” Watters is and will always be ass wipe.

commented on Liz Cheney: Obama Came Into Office ‘Determined To Take America Down A Notch’ 2014-09-25 09:33:18 -0400 · Flag

Five-deferment Dick and his evil spawn Lizard. No matter how furiously they polish the Dumbya Bush legacy turd, it’s still a turd.

commented on 'Outnumbered' Religion Discussion Hosted By Anti-Semitic Christian Actor?! 2014-09-24 13:37:23 -0400 · Flag

Kevin Sorbo? I thought he was dead. I must have been thinking about his movie career.

commented on On The Record Ambushes UVA Suspect’s Grandmother 2014-09-24 09:30:45 -0400 · Flag

Another missing white girl. Van Suckup hasn’t been this excited since Natalee Holloway went AWOL in Aruba.

commented on Colbert Demolishes Krauthammer 2014-09-24 09:26:09 -0400 · Flag

“Dr” Kraphamsters and “Dr” Allblow should set up their own crackpot psychiatric practice.

commented on Fox Host: White House Fence Jumper Makes Me Think Of Benghazi 2014-09-23 11:46:16 -0400 · Flag

While taking my morning walk, I almost stepped into a heaping pile of dog shit. I couldn’t help but let my mind just flow to something else…..Fux Noise.

commented on Fox’s Hegseth: ‘General’ Valerie Jarrett In Charge Of U.S. Military Strategy Against ISIS 2014-09-23 09:25:43 -0400 · Flag

I don’t know which Fux Noise meme is more ridiculous: Put American boots on the ground in Syria or consult with Dumbya Bush about foreign policy.

Blackroots Barbie and Kochsucker Hegseth should be locked away in Gitmo.

commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Wants To Impose A Civics Test On Voters 2014-09-22 18:10:27 -0400 · Flag

Lizzie HazMat squealed: Of course, them white teabagger folk wouldn’t have to pass the test because we know they will vote in a responsible way. But we can’t be sure about them black folk or brown folk.

commented on Fox’s Pirro: ISIS ‘The Single Biggest Threat’ In American History – Because Benghazi 2014-09-22 11:01:33 -0400 · Flag

Boots on the ground. That’s the ticket to another ten-year, trillion-dollar war reminiscent of the Dumbya Bush/Five-deferment Cheney misadministration.

commented on Tucker Carlson: Society Threatened When God Not Acknowledged In US Government! 2014-09-21 13:26:34 -0400 · Flag

The “t” is always silent when you say Ftucker’s name.

commented on Colbert Mocks Fox’s ‘Boots On The Ground’ Obsession 2014-09-20 12:07:21 -0400 · Flag

Senator Ms. Lindsey Graham is demanding that any boots on the ground in Iraq be kinky boots.

commented on Stephen Colbert Mocks Hannity's Defense Of Adrian Peterson 2014-09-19 19:33:36 -0400 · Flag

Would “Dr” Allblow agree that KKKlannity’s frequent beatings resulted in his adult chronic bedwetting.

commented on Outnumbered Hosts Blame Drop In Marriages On Obama 2014-09-19 14:47:16 -0400 · Flag

Some say that Punch Tantaros is approaching aged spinsterhood not because of President Obama, but because of her toxic personality.

commented on Megyn Kelly Hits Back At Bill Ayers 2014-09-19 09:24:49 -0400 · Flag

A cold, metallic cyborg. Bill Ayers’ gets an A+ grade for his spot-on description of Blackroots Barbie.

commented on Megyn Kelly Gushes Over Hubby's New Book, Hubby Gushes Over Kelly's 'Great' News 'Instincts' 2014-09-18 12:49:28 -0400 · Flag

Blackroots Barbie has all the credibility of one of those infomercials for juice makers.

commented on Fox's Faulkner Suggests Sen. Gillibrand Lied About Being Called ‘Porky’ 2014-09-18 10:21:00 -0400 · Flag

Must have been a bunch of Democrats. I’m confident that Ms. Lindsey Graham (Rep) would never grope a woman.

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