@ Lakeview Greg Yes, this divorce will probably cost Herr Goebbels II (i.e. Murdoch) a few billion — but remember: Herr Goebbels II is ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN THE WORLD — a few billion in losses to Murdoch probably is, in the immortal words of the late great Jackie Gleason (aka “Ralph Kramden” on “The Honeymooners”), “a mere bag of shells”.

:^)

Visitor, I said “Marriage,” not “beard.”

Hey, Rupert, this song wasn’t actually designed with you in mind, but if you substitute “caviar” for “hot dogs” and “Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac Grande Champagne” for “beer,” it just might work. It’s called “Running Out,” by the American blues-rock artist Biff Thuringer. He used to like Chinese girls too! Enjoy!

http://biffthuringer.bandcamp.com/track/running-out

Crap, I was using them as a counter-argument to the whole “sanctity of marriage” thing…

Where am I going to find a high profile marriage based on adultery, terrorizing the guy’s ex-wife, mutual targeting of rivals, widespread abuse, and media brainwashing telling gullible twats to go after anyone who can’t keep it to themselves?

Well, there’s always Angelina Jolie, after her inexplicable “off limits” status for that stupid op-ed about the cancer she might have gotten runs out… but is there another option while I wait?

Heartbreaking. Gone are the dreams and dancing. If that marriage can’t make it – what marriage can? Here’s an interesting perspective from a fellow media mogul on his blog…

http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2013/06/13/rupert-murdochs-divorce/

We posted yesterday that Fox “News” would receive bad news. Fearless leader, the adulterer Ruthless Rupy is shedding another young wife. He’s probably on the hunt for a college-age wife.

That trophy wench that he married was a home-wrecking witch. Good riddance to her.

The next big step is Ruthless Rupy’s retirement from News Corporation. Followed by the ouster of Nixon trainee Roger Ailes, those lame, amateur executives, senior producers, producers and those aging, half-a-brain anchors.

Fox “News” is long overdue for a massive overhaul. Hopefully, someone will come in and toss all these cafeteria Catholics to the curve, and hire real journalists, not Nordic-looking models like Barbie Kelly and that plastic-looking Carlson.

NOTE TO RUPY

Wed them and shed them, eh Rupy? Marry someone your own age, you dirty old man.

Rupert probably realized she wasn’t worth it. After all, she didn’t draw any blood while defending Rupie much less pull her victim’s still-beating heart out and eat it. And Rupie probably decided he needs a newer model—one that’s more vicious and willing to kill to protect him. (I’ve got a feeling he may just decide to HIRE a professional bodyguard rather than get married again. You can always test a new applicant’s mettle by getting him to kill your current bodyguard. With a new wife, you have to go through all those legal formalities of prenups and lengthy negotiations over how much it’ll cost each time to have sex and, inevitably, all the grief and stress of a divorce; and a wife’s “untimely and unexpected death” is never fun to go through—people treat you as if you had something to do with it instead of allowing you the proper time to grieve with that young barely legal piece of fluff hanging around you all the time trying to help comfort you.)

I read somewhere where Rupert’s last divorce cost him something like 1.7 billion, yes billion dollars. This one should be a doozy!

Did Rupert clear this with his Pope?

Having travelled down this path of wedded unbliss before, Wrinkled Rupert no doubt has a pre-nuptial agreement. Regardless, I hope that Wicked Wendi hires a junkyard dog divorce lawyer to rake old Rupert over the hot coals of divorce.

I doubt anyone's shedding a tear for either of these two.