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commented on Megyn Kelly Lectures Rand Paul About Dealing With The Media 2015-04-09 14:53:56 -0400 · Flag

Jabba the Ailes knows in his fat gut that neither Rancid Randy nor Teabagging Ted can beat Hillary Clinton. Jeb “I’m the smart one” Bush is their early favorite.

commented on Megyn Kelly Should Hand In Her Own Resignation If She Thinks Rolling Stone’s Sabrina Erdely Should Be Fired 2015-04-08 12:12:55 -0400 · Flag

In the Fux Nation, personal accountability applies only to Democrats, liberals and the mainstream media.

commented on Fox News Not So Enthused By Rand Paul’s Presidential Declaration 2015-04-07 17:26:40 -0400 · Flag

Rancid Randy will have to take solace in the fact that neither Gramps McDepends nor Magic Underwear Mitt were Fux Noise’s first, second or third choice.

It looks like Jabba the Ailes is slobbering over Jeb “I’m not my idiot brother” Bush or Scott “Kock Brothers” Walker.

commented on Fox Brings Back Dick Morris To Predict Doom For Hillary Clinton And Democrats 2015-04-06 09:35:05 -0400 · Flag

Toe-sucking pervert Dick Morris has never worked for Hillary. His brief employment with Bill ended when little Dick’s toe fetish became public. The only thing that this little whoremonger knows about the Clintons is that he hates them.

commented on It Just Wouldn’t Be Easter Without Fox News’ ‘War On Easter!’ 2015-04-05 19:25:19 -0400 · Flag

Another homily from the Fux Noise Evangelical Church of the Eternally Dissed.

commented on Fox News Sunday Discusses Iran Deal Without Any Democratic Guests 2015-04-05 18:28:40 -0400 · Flag

Little Chrissie Wallace didn’t have time to book any Democrat guests. He was too busy finishing off a deep dish pizza.

commented on Fox Promotes Trump’s New D.C. Hotel: You Can Make Gestures At The IRS! 2015-04-04 09:25:47 -0400 · Flag

Van Suckup is star struck with second-rate reality TV performers like Birther Boy Trump and the Whore of Babble-On Palin. Watch for Van Suckup to be a contestant on the next Dancing With The Stars.

commented on When Fox Likens Obama To Neville Chamberlain, They’re Really Calling For War With Iran 2015-04-03 13:19:07 -0400 · Flag

The GOPiggies have not invaded a Muslim country in over a decade. They must be getting antsy to throw away another trillion dollars and kill or maim thousands of US military personnel.

commented on O’Reilly: Religious People In America Are Getting The Hell Kicked Out Of Them 2015-04-03 09:22:03 -0400 · Flag

What happened to Turdblossom’s neck? Did it fall into his gut or get swallowed up by his enormous head?

commented on Todd Starnes Laments Whipped Cream 'Debauchery' During Spring Break 2015-04-01 18:14:15 -0400 · Flag

Some say that Turdles enjoys his own private spring break with his pet gerbil and some anal lubricant. Whipped cream optional.

commented on Donald Trump Has Some Advice For John Kerry On Negotiating With Iran 2015-04-01 09:30:35 -0400 · Flag

Bildo found one of the few people in the world who is a bigger egotistical ass than he is.

commented on Ann Coulter Suggests Indiana’s ‘Religious Freedom’ Law Is Just What The Founding Fathers Would Have Loved 2015-04-01 09:24:58 -0400 · Flag

mAnn’s longer hair now covers up her massive Adam’s apple.

commented on Fox Guest: Obama’s ‘Just Inciting Some (Birther) Chatter’ By Visiting Kenya 2015-03-30 22:21:39 -0400 · Flag

I thought Sununu was dead. Maybe just wishful thinking on my part.

Being President while black is a grievous offense in the Fux Nation.

commented on Todd Starnes Endorses Child Abuse? 2015-03-30 15:01:06 -0400 · Flag

Some say that Turdles likes spanking as foreplay at the YMCA steam room.

commented on Howard Kurtz Wants You To Think Fox Got The Better Of Jon Stewart 2015-03-30 09:32:18 -0400 · Flag

The only thing that Howie really knows is that Jabba the Ailes signs his current paycheck. Howie will jerk off on command.

commented on Fox To Fiorina: You’re Not Our Pick For President But You’d Be Great As A Clinton-Bashing VP 2015-03-29 23:49:45 -0400 · Flag

Carly = Sarah Palin 2.0.

commented on Hannity Complains About Media Attacks On Ted Cruz – Then Smears Bill Clinton With Sleazy Rumors 2015-03-29 13:36:24 -0400 · Flag

Teabagging Ted, Rancid Randy, Big Gulp Rubio, Gomer the Huckster and Frothy Mixture Santorum. The GOPiggy hits just keep on coming.

commented on Fox’s John Bolton Pushing A ‘Happy Regime Change War’ In Iran 2015-03-28 09:22:54 -0400 · Flag

Has Talking Toilet Brush Bolton ever seen a Muslim country that didn’t deserve a US military invasion?

commented on Sean Hannity: We Have A President That Wants To Give The Iranians Nuclear Weapons 2015-03-27 10:24:39 -0400 · Flag

Can there be any doubt that Lizard Liz is the evil spawn of five-deferment Dick?

commented on Fox Wants You To Think Ted Cruz Is A Lot Like Barack Obama 2015-03-26 16:39:53 -0400 · Flag

Rancid Paul and Gomer the Huckster will announce in a few weeks. Will Fux Noise shower them with faint praise as they have done to T-bagger Ted?

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