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commented on Is Van Susteren Trying To Return To CNN? 2013-07-02 10:34:31 -0400 · Flag

The hallmark of Van Suckup’s tenure at Fux Noise has been those fawning infomercials with the Whore of Babble-On Palin. Good luck with that!

commented on Greta Van Susteren Jumps To Defend George Zimmerman Getting Out Of The Car 2013-07-02 10:32:24 -0400 · Flag

Memo to Van Suckup: Vigilante George may not be the freshest cracker in the barrel. But even the most ignorant neighborhood watch vigilante knows the neighborhood.

commented on Fox News Hosts Decide Zimmerman Trial Is Over 2013-07-01 13:32:31 -0400 · Flag

And whatever the jury verdict may be, it’s all Obama’s fault. Jabba the Ailes and Co. are working on how to spin it in that direction.

commented on Fox News Outrageous Quote Of The Week Poll - 6/23/13 -6/29/13 2013-06-30 16:09:52 -0400 · Flag

Kneel Craputo’s blowjob endorsement of the moron weatherman Bastardi was a tempting choice. But I went with homophobic Toady Starnes.

commented on Fox News, We’ve Got Your Mail 2013-06-30 09:39:33 -0400 · Flag

@mlp! The average Fux Noise viewer is 82.4 years old, and uses Fux Noise as a nightlight to safely get to the bathroom 6.3 times a night.

commented on Megyn Kelly Goes To Bat For Texas Republicans And Their Restrictive Abortion Bill 2013-06-29 14:12:49 -0400 · Flag

Megyn KKKelly is to law what “Dr” Allblow is to psychiatry. Neither should be allowed to practice outside the cozy confines of the Fux Noise studios.

commented on Sen. Rand Paul’s Ridiculous Answer About How To Handle Russia 2013-06-29 09:27:18 -0400 · Flag

War is the pillar of the GOPiggie foreign policy. Now that President Obama is extricating us from the Dumbya messes in Iraq and Afghanistan, I’m sure that a President Paul (barf!) would find two other nations to invade.

commented on Fox & Friends Features More 'Divine Journeys' 2013-06-28 18:16:44 -0400 · Flag

Enough of these private sitdowns with Jeebus and assorted angels. I want to know if any of these wingnuts met Elvis.

commented on Fox News Wrongly Reports That Witness Saw Trayvon Martin Punching George Zimmerman 2013-06-28 14:09:43 -0400 · Flag

I have been cruising the Fux Nation website the last several days for news on the Vigilante George trial. (I have to take a shower each time to wash off the filth). The “fair and balanced” news is so heavily slanted in favor of Vigilante George that it might as well have been written by his defense team. The comments from the Fux Nation turds are the usual racial slurs mixed in with oinks approving Trayvon Martin’s violent death.

When the predominantly white jury convicts Vigilante George of manslaughter, the Fux Nation will have a collective meltdown from all the hatred.

commented on Eric Bolling ‘Recognizes’ Senate Passage Of Immigration Reform By Opening The Five In Spanish 2013-06-27 22:09:42 -0400 · Flag

Senor Eric es un idiota.

commented on Ainsley Earhardt Gushes Over Pastor's Trip to Heaven 2013-06-27 16:41:38 -0400 · Flag

No one will go broke underestimating the intelligence of the Fux Noise audience.
On tomorrow’s Curvy Couch, Daddy Douchebag will report on the latest Elvis sightings and Brain will talk with a teabagger who was abducted by aliens.

commented on Mark Fuhrman Mansplains Black Teen’s Testimony In Zimmerman Trial 2013-06-27 14:37:58 -0400 · Flag

MarKKK Furhman should stick with what he does best: race-baiting and evidence tampering.

commented on Fox & Friends Fact: 'Angels Help Sick Toddler Beat Cancer' 2013-06-26 21:41:58 -0400 · Flag

Since it took Jeebus to cure the cancer, I guess that Jews, Muslims, Hindus and atheists are just shit out of luck if they get sick.

commented on Cavuto Does His Part To Discredit And Diminish President Obama's Climate Change Speech 2013-06-26 16:54:43 -0400 · Flag

A legal change-of-name is long overdue for Joe Bastardi. Something like “Poophead Bastardi” would be fitting.

commented on Hannity Uses SCOTUS Voting Rights Act Ruling To Racially Demagogue About Black Voter Misconduct 2013-06-26 14:28:13 -0400 · Flag

KKKlannity is poaching on Megyn KKKelly race-baiting territory. The story about big black men waving their big black nightsticks kept Megyn in a state of arousal for weeks.

commented on Fox's Starnes Gets The Vapors Over Supreme Court DOMA Ruling 2013-06-26 13:57:36 -0400 · Flag

Toad should cheer up. Now he and his calloused right hand can be joined in marriage.

commented on Todd Starnes Endorses Colleague Allen West For Senate 2013-06-26 09:28:05 -0400 · Flag

Wacko West vs. Big Gulp Rubio. I am beginning to like the Democrats chances.

commented on Fox’s Dr. Ablow: America Fascinated With Wallenda’s Grand Canyon Cross Because ‘We’re All Addicted’ To Facebook And Entitlements 2013-06-25 21:11:53 -0400 · Flag

“Dr” Allblow is a whackjob.

commented on Mark Fuhrman Throws A Wrench In Hannity’s Zimmerman Defense: ‘He Didn’t Have Many Injuries’ 2013-06-25 09:31:48 -0400 · Flag

KKKlannity will quickly recover with the assistance of a couple of his black stooges (where have you gone Herman Crazy Train Cain?). They will form a circle jerk and collectively oink that Trayvon Martin got what he deserved for daring to walk through a white neighborhood armed with skittles and iced tea.

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