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commented on What Happened To Jesse Watters' Video Of Van Jones? 2012-05-01 10:22:44 -0400 · Flag

Weasel Watters misplaced the videotape along with the one of KKKlannity being waterboarded.

commented on On Hannity, Torture Is Patriotic 2012-05-01 10:21:02 -0400 · Flag

KKKlannity’s morbid fascination with torture is conclusive evidence that he is a sicko sociopath.

commented on Fox Nation Focuses On Kimmel, Overlooks And Edits Chris Christie Fat Joke At WHCD 2012-04-30 16:37:02 -0400 · Flag

One of the cardinal commandments of Jabba T. Ailes is that one does not speak ill of Crispy Cream Chris Christie, OxyRush Limpballs or The Combover.

After President Obama is re-elected, Mittens will be an outcast from the Fux Nation.

commented on Greta Van Susteren Presents Donald Trump As Terror Expert To Denigrate Obama’s Role In Killing Of Bin Laden 2012-04-30 09:49:10 -0400 · Flag

Van Suckup specializes in ignorant wingnuts who spew out ridiculous opinions on subjects they know nothing about. The Combover, OxyRush Limpballs and Princess Snow Snooki are Exhibits A, B and C.

commented on Greta Van Susteren Helps Legitimize Allen West Again 2012-04-30 09:46:11 -0400 · Flag

McCarthy-West is a complete jackass. Let’s hope that Mittens follows the sage political advice of Princess Snow Snooki and selects him as VP.

commented on Obama And Kimmel At White House Correspondents Dinner 2012-04-29 09:36:45 -0400 · Flag

I watched it live and loved every minute of it. Our President’s jab at The Combover ( " we finally delivered justice to one of the world’s most notorious individuals") was hilarious. I’m sure The Combover, being the self-absorbed asshole he is, will angrily respond on his regular Fux Noise gigs with the curvy couch morons and Greta Van Suckup.

commented on Hatriot Michelle Malkin Doesn’t Want Romney Calling President Obama A Nice Guy 2012-04-28 19:34:24 -0400 · Flag

Ms. Maglalang is a hateful bitch.

commented on Greg Gutfeld Decides Mitt Romney’s Dog Loved Riding On The Top Of His Car 2012-04-28 11:59:36 -0400 · Flag

Dogs just know that Gutfart loves visiting his proctologist. So next time the Dr. will enhance Gutfart’s experience by using a broom handle. No doubt, Gutfart will love it even more. Dogs just know these things.

commented on Rupert Murdoch Admits Phone Hacking Cover Up - And Plays The Victim 2012-04-28 09:55:41 -0400 · Flag

It will soon become apparent that the massive corruption personally orchestrated by Wrinkled Rupert reached into the United States. Fux Noise, the NY Post and the WSJ will of course ignore the whole thing. Instead they will continue to spew endlessly on why that socialist, muslim dark guy needs to be thrown out of the White House.

commented on Fox Keeps Playing Up Racial Angle In Matthew Owens Case - Despite Evidence Otherwise 2012-04-27 21:31:24 -0400 · Flag

Only on Fux Noise. When a armed white neighborhood vigilante stalks and shoot an unarmed black teenager, it’s “let’s don’t jump to conclusions about guilt.” When a white man is beaten by some black men, it’s a clear racial hate crime.

commented on Sandra Fluke Hits Back At Monica Crowley 2012-04-27 20:38:19 -0400 · Flag

FU Monica. And double that for the love-of-your-life OxyRush Limpballs.

commented on In Memory of Kim, PbD 2012-04-27 20:33:23 -0400 · Flag

RIP Kim. My deepest sympathy to your family and close friends.

commented on Steve Doocy Plays Cropped Dalai Lama Quote That "Will Make Liberals Heads Explode" 2012-04-27 09:52:11 -0400 · Flag

Dumbya might have been a good drinking buddy back in the day. As a President, he ranks right down there with James Buchanan, US Grant, Warren Harding and Tricky Dick Nixon.

commented on No Democrats on On The Record 2012-04-27 09:47:26 -0400 · Flag

Van Suckup is in full election mode. Between now and November, Gretel will alternate between Repug political infomercials and attack ads against Democrats.

commented on Congressman Ben Quayle Caught Clueless About Student Loan Bill Vote 2012-04-27 09:44:49 -0400 · Flag

This dumb little acorn didn’t fall far from the dense oak tree. The headline “Quayle Caught Clueless” is a family motto.

commented on More Shopping Tips For The Poor From Multimillionaire Hannity 2012-04-26 19:05:12 -0400 · Flag

Some more helpful hints from KKKlannity:
1. Dine at 4-star and not 5-star restaurants for lunch.
2. Clip grocery coupons for your private chef.

commented on Robert Reich Challenges O'Reilly To A Debate 2012-04-26 18:59:33 -0400 · Flag

Bildo’s rules for debate:
1. Questions from a panel comprised of dubious gender mAnn Coulter, D-List Dennis Miller and Toe-sucking Dick Morris.
2. Bildo can interrupt and shout over Reich’s answers at any time.
3. Debate will not be shown live, but only on tape delay after careful editing by Jesse Weasel Watters.
4. Post-debate analysis from blonde bimbo Retchin Carlson, body-language expert Tanya, and “Dr” Keith Allblow.

commented on Steve Doocy & Homophobic, Court-Martialed Ex Navy Chaplain Advance Fox War On Atheists 2012-04-26 15:08:56 -0400 · Flag

Klingenschmitt = little turdballs that the toilet paper misses.

commented on Stephen Colbert Skewers Steve Doocy Over His "Silver Spoon" Misquote 2012-04-26 11:09:06 -0400 · Flag

“Smug, self-satisfied brown-noser toadying to the Repug establishment.” A perfect description of Steve Daddy Douchebag.

commented on Gretchen Carlson's Pants Are On Fire With Obama "Apology Tour" Reference 2012-04-25 15:39:14 -0400 · Flag

Dumbya’s boneheaded economic, military, and international policies left the USA in ruins both at home and internationally. Dumbya is the one who should apologize profusely.

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