No sooner had Jon Stewart finished mining comedic gold from Megyn Kelly’s declarations that both Santa Claus and Jesus were white, than Stephen Colbert took his own satiric shots. Laughter ensues!

Colbert began with a nicely succinct summing up of Kelly’s racial antipathy, but by pretending it was his own:

You know, there’s just no other way to say it, I have had it with black people.

He continued:

…Fortunately, Fox News’ Megyn Kelly was there to put things in black and white but mostly white.

…A black Santa is a terrible idea. If a homeowner in Florida sees a black man coming down their chimney, he is going to get shot. ‘Officer, I was just defending my milk and cookies!’

Enjoy!