Yes Mickey Mouse is Black. Goofy is on Fox News, everyday, every hour, every minute.

“We’re just <strike>debating</strike> mischaracterizing this because someone wrote about it” and we thought we could make it more entertaining by trying to reframe is as a story about racism, when its not, of course.

I can’t fathom a bigger waste of time than a ‘discussion’ which emanates completely from Megyn’s ass.

Have you ever noticed that Mickey Mouse is black?

Hello again, kiddies . . .

Coming back to two topics I mentioned earlier:

1). By not putting Jesus in the headline, you’ve buried the lede IMO. I spent yesterday watching the Right Wing, including J$, discussing this as Santa-only issue, as if no-longer-preggy Leggy Meggy never even mentioned Jesus at all!!! Your headline helps them.

Lookie: I don’t care what colour Santa is and, since his invention for commercials in the early 1900s, he’s always been depicted as White. However, Kelly fucked up twice in the same sentence:

" I mean, Jesus was a white man, too. He was a historical figure and that’s verifiable fact, as is Santa – I just want the kids watching to know that."

WAIT!!! WHAT??? What’s her kid demographic?

No matter, because Santa is not a verifiable fact (and the evidence for Jesus is sketchy, but I’ll give her that one) and Jesus wasn’t a White man.

2). I’m sharing this link just because I find it amusing and typical of crazy obsessive cyber-stalkers. Down below I mentioned how I came under attack by The Flying Monkey Squad (which still reads these threads and comment on them elsewhere) because I had the UNMITIGATED AUDACITY to point out Meggy’s racist insanity that Jesus looked just like her. If you follow the link, there’s a whole series of crazy, obsessive, cyber-stalking tweets comparing me to Megyn Kelly: http://tinyurl.com/lybx6tg

And, funnily enough: The Flying Monkey Squad ignored everyone else making fun of Meggy. I guess I AM special.

BTW: That’s also the location for The Johnny Dollar Depreciation Society on the facebookery. It’s a little place I have carved out on the innertubes so that the greater society can marvel at the stupidity of Mark Koldys, a person who has made it his life’s work to defend the Fox “News” Channel.

Yeah, I know!!!

With all my love,
Aunty Headly Em
[Self-appointed NewsHound emeritus]

The nicest thing about “make-believe” people is that they can be whatever one wants them to be! These days, most of my make-believe friends look more like Victoria’s Secret models than either Santa or Jay-sus.

If Barbie Megyn had read her bible it clearly states what Jesus looked like.

The Barbie is a certified bimbo just like the rest of the Fox “News” broads.

NOTE TO KELLY

There were no blond, blue-eyed Hebrew back in those days, you twit, especially in that region where he came from. Unless He immigrated from The Netherlands.

We hope Doug comes to his senses and bails.

Jon Stewart just took Megyn and FOX “news” to task on this white Santa/white Jesus sh!t (after he mocked Wretched Gretchen over her Festivus meltdown). Too funny! Thank goodness we have Stewart and Colbert to call out the absurdity of FOX “news”.

Shut up Meg.

I’m not sure but didn’t the modern day look of Santa come from a picture ad from Coke during the World War 2 era?

@truman: A Jew with Bronze/Olive Skin, according to the Bible. I see him as (if he existed) being one of those people with a “spy face” -Complexion and features that kinda blend in everywhere that his skin colour wouldn’t stick out like a sore thumb.

As for Santa, I stick by my first comment… The real St. NIcholas was Greek, so he wasn’t exactly the vaguely Germanic man we see in the red suit today. In fact, I Googled him, and he’s depicted as pretty dark. This is a model of what people think he looked like, based on his most commonly portrayed skin tone and bone structure:

http://www.denisonforum.org/images/stories/columns/commentary/saint-nicholas-facial-reconstruction-by-caroline-wilkinson-image-foundry.jpg

Yeah, lots and lots of bleaching as time wore on there.

I’m actually surprised you didn’t go after her for her much stupider comment that Jesus was White.

Who cares what colour Santa is? But a lot of people will care that she said Jesus was a White dude.

Today I said that Megyn Kelly took the Crazy Train several stations past her normal stop.

Wouldn’t you know it, I was attacked over and over again by The Flying Monkey Squad.

Speaking of The Flying Monkey Squad, take a look at my post called "Does Fox “News” Support Johnny Dollar? ► The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day" at http://notnowsilly.blogspot.com/2013/11/does-fox-news-support-johnny-dollar.html

Hilarity ensues.

You have to admit that it does give a whole new meaning to the song, I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas.

Insert sound of rimshot here.

Santa, Satan, ‘twas all a typo. Don’t believe me, watch the documentary “Santa’s Slay.”

And Ms Kelly is also invited to my Festivus Feats Of Strength gathering.

Barbie Black Roots says “Santa’s hair is white, even the roots”

KKKelly oinked: I mean, Jesus was a white man, too.
Wrong again Mendacious Megyn.

Contrary to teabagger fable, Jesus was not Western European nor a Merkan. By all historical evidence, Jesus was a Middle Eastern Jew of medium to dark complexion. In today’s Merka, the real Jesus would have been profiled by the police, harassed by TSA and spied on by NSA. And Fux Noise would have approved all of that.

And Jesus looked like your average Palestinian. His “white” features are a tradition of European artists who used European models.

NHP

If this doesn’t show that Fox News is pitching to white supremacists, I don’t know what does.

NHP

Only Fox News could take something like Santa… And turn it into a race war. Kids who believe in Santa all know the “Santa’s helpers” story on why there’s three different Santas at every mall, and only a kid who’s already been made a hopeless racist by his parents is gonna take offense to a minority “helper.”

Just the same as only a minority kid who’s been taught to be hopelessly racist isn’t gonna accept a white Santa, or a white “Helper.” It’s on the same theory as that whole “Jesus was black because he hid in Egypt” crap. Like there were only black people in Egypt, even during the bible?

I mean, really- Let’s at least try to be better than that as a society. Not that Kelly is capable of approving that sentiment.

Well there you go white right wing kids you can sleep in heavenly peace knowing you don’t have to worry about a scary black man coming down your chimney.

Why was this necessary Megyn? Besides the obvious how many kids who believe in Santa do you think actually read that editorial?

Kelly didn't just reveal her own racial bias but a confidence that her audience shares her views.